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The First 8r8k :: text
Nov. 12th, 2012 12:29 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
superegotistical[First there is a video of the ground, before Vriska shifts it to text.]
Oh cool!
This is o8viously the first place I had in mind when I wanted to go on a fucking vac8tion. Thanks, or should I say no thanks????????
Gr8, now that we've gotten how much more of this shit I will NOT 8e taking, this is where the fun starts.
I don't care what the fuck any of you all are doing right now. If you know something, stop what you're doing and pay attention to me.
Good, now that you are, I'll feel gracious enough to introduce myself. I'm Vriska Serket, a troll from Alternia. Now that you've heard that, you will explain all that you know a8out this place, and why none of you have gotten your asses out of here sooner.
It's practically a fucking DUMP out here! It's painfully o8vious no one wants to live here willingly, and I can see there's other people here 8esides me that I know of. It would 8e a8solutely astounding to find out every single person is too incompetent to figure a way out of this mess. And while I find that incompetence is like a widespread disease, I'm thinking this is not the case!
[And now she waits.]
Oh cool!
This is o8viously the first place I had in mind when I wanted to go on a fucking vac8tion. Thanks, or should I say no thanks????????
Gr8, now that we've gotten how much more of this shit I will NOT 8e taking, this is where the fun starts.
I don't care what the fuck any of you all are doing right now. If you know something, stop what you're doing and pay attention to me.
Good, now that you are, I'll feel gracious enough to introduce myself. I'm Vriska Serket, a troll from Alternia. Now that you've heard that, you will explain all that you know a8out this place, and why none of you have gotten your asses out of here sooner.
It's practically a fucking DUMP out here! It's painfully o8vious no one wants to live here willingly, and I can see there's other people here 8esides me that I know of. It would 8e a8solutely astounding to find out every single person is too incompetent to figure a way out of this mess. And while I find that incompetence is like a widespread disease, I'm thinking this is not the case!
[And now she waits.]
