[ D I S C E D O ]

I think this is a long overdue announcement. My girly heart just can't bear this secret anymore! Or something stupid like that. My heart's actually been still for like, a thousand years now, so it's more full of coagulated blood and maggots than secrets. But I guess that's why it can't bear it anymore! It's too frail from all the creepy-crawlies eating it!

[ She is having way too much fun with this. Actually, she usually has fun with elaborate blackmail schemes, but it's been a while since she's had a whole audience to mess with. Marceline gives a dramatic sigh––you know, the kind you'd hear from the ~damsel in distress~ in a particularly old movie. ]

World, get ready for a shocker, because here it comes: I, Marceline the Vampire Queen, am the girlfriend of Sadiq What's-his-Face.

[ From the way she's talking, you can pretty much imagine her doing this. ]

He's just as scrumptious as a strawberry cupcake! Underneath his jerky exterior, there's a man with a heart of gold and cinnamon and whatever else you can imagine that's awesome. We hold hands all the time. It's fantabulous. I don't even mind that he's so sweaty.

So why am I telling you all this? Oh, no reason! Just thought I'd bring a little light into your dismal lives. And to prove that not all vampires are heartless maneaters. I'm sure my schnookems will readily agree.

[ Yeah she's semi up to date on current events. Hey, may as well make the most of this arrangement. (Not that she really cares if people view her badly but some days it's good to know that garlic won't be thrown at you.) ]

That's all. You can all continue on with your daily routines now.

[ Marceline looks none too happy with the recent happenings. Who knows what people could see in her mind? Hell, they might actually get the impression that she's not as bad she seems, and who wants that? That would be boring. ]

Uuuugghhhhhhhhh. [ Letting out some frustrated growls as she tunes her bass axe. ]

Thought I was done with this whole memory business when I told off my ex. At least I'm not passed out this time. Whatever, as long as none of my memories get erased. Any bonehead tries that, and I suggest you take a good long look at the memory of what happened to my ex when he tried it.

[ I'll give you a hint:



She sighs. Honestly, she can't really be mad if someone accidentally sees something. ]

Look, here's the deal: you catch a glimpse of anything embarrassing, just leave it, alright? I'll do the same. Unless you're a certain lucky guy named Sadiq.

[ Griinnnnn. ]

While I'm here, any docs around? My whole "look around for the chip myself" thing didn't exactly work as planned.

[ She holds up an arm wrapped entirely in rags. ]

I haven't had an infection in, well, forever, so we best hurry this up.

[ ooc for memory event: if your character wants to see any of Marcy's memories, lemme know! Anything from AT is up for grabs if you're familiar with the series. If not, be prepared for some craziness. ALSO SHE IS SITTING ON THE ROOF OF HER HOUSE IN DISSIMULO so action is welcome! ]