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[legality]

3V3RYTH1NG 1S W3T 4ND NOTH1NG 1S B34UT1FUL
UGHHHHH
UGH
UGH UGH UGH UUUUGHHH

UGH NUMB3R 1
WHY DO3S 3V3RYTH1NG SM3LL SO T3RR1BL3?!?!
1TS L1K3 1 4CC1D3NTLY CR4WL3D 1NTO 4 CO4LM1N3RS ST1NKY 4ND SW34TY 4SSHOL3 4ND 4LSO TH3R3 1S CRUSTY SN1FF NOD3 JU1C3
4ND B4RF
4ND PR3TTY MUCH 3V3RYTH1NG GROSS YOU C4N 3V3R 1M4G1N3
4ND TH3R3 1S NO 3SC4P3



UGH NUMB3R TWO
TH1S 1SNT TROLL14N 4ND WH3R3 1S 4R43N4??
BEC4US3 1M R34LLY ST4RT1NG TO TH1NK TH1S 1SNT TH3 S4M3 DR34M BUBBL3 1 W4S 1N B3FOR3
WH4T TH3 H3CK

UGH NUMBER FUCK MY L1F3
1 4M SO4K3D
TH1S 1S GROSS
1 SM3LL L1K3 UGHGUGHGURHU

UGH NUMB3R M1LL1ON
C4N 4NYON3 3V3N R34D WH4T 1M TYP1NG
OR 1S TH4T JUST 4 TH1NG TH4TS NOT OCCURR1NG 4NYMOR3

UGH NUMB3R WHYYYYYYYYYYY
NO S3R1OUSLY
1S 4NYON3 G3TT1NG MY M3SS4G3S??
1TS RUD3 TO L34V3 4 BL1ND G1RL LOST 4ND CONFUS3D, YOU KNOW!!
(1M LOOK1NG 4T YOU K4RK4T
STOP B31NG SO RUD3 4ND T3LL M3 WH4T TH3 FUCK 1S GO1NG ON)





(OR D4V3


OR K4N4Y4 OR ROS3 OR 4NYON3 1N G3N3R3L WOULD B3 PR3TTY D4MN N1C3 R1GHT 4BOUT NOW TH4NK YOU!!!!!)

[ Translation: EVERYTHING IS WET AND NOTHING IS BEAUTIFUL
UGH x a large amount
WHY DOES EVERYTHING SMELL SO TERRIBLE
ITS LIKE I ACCIDENTLY CRAWLED INTO A COALMINERS STINKY AND SWEATY ASSHOLE AND ALSO THERE IS CRUSTY SNIFF NODE JUICE
AND BARF
AND PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING GROSS YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE
AND THERE IS NO ESCAPE

UGH NUMBER TWO
THIS ISNT TROLLIAN AND WHERE IS AREANA??
BECAUSE I AM REALLY STARTING TO THINK THIS ISNT THE SAME DREAM BUBBLE I WAS IN BEFORE
WHAT THE HECK

UGH NUMBER FUCK MY LIFE
I AM SOAKED
THIS IS GROSS
I SMELL LIKE URHGURHUGHRUH

UGH NUMBER MILLION
CAN ANYONE EVEN READ WHAT IM TYPING
OR IS THAT JUST A THING THATS NOT OCCURRING ANYMORE

UGH NUMBER WHYYYYYYYY
NO SERIOUSLY IS ANYONE GETTING MY MESSAGES??
ITS RUDE TO LEAVE A BLIND GIRL LOST AND CONFUSED, YOU KNOW!!
(IM LOOKING AT YOU KARKAT
STOP BEIGN RUDE AND TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

OR DAVE
ORKANAYA OR ROSE OR ANYONE IN GENERAL WOULD BE PRETTY DAMN NICE RIGHT ABOUT NOW THANK YOU!!! ]

Comments

[bauhinia]

we're reading you loud and clear here.

karkat, is he the angry one whose capslock is broken? i don't know if i know any of those other names.

[legality]

C4PSLOCK Y34H TH4TS K4RK4T
DO YOU KNOW H1M???
WHO 4R3 YOU????
>:?

[bauhinia]

i know of him. we've only talked twice or something. i'm hong kong.

[Text]

[crowsong]

Do you make a habit of slaughtering languages?

[Text]

[legality]

DO YOU M4K3 4 H4B1T OF B31NG 4 DOUCH3B4G???
>:[

[Text]

[crowsong]

I'll take that as a "yes."

And what is that supposed to be? A sideways vampire with a unibrow?

How old are you?

[Gin thinks there are too many young people being brought in lately. They're annoying.]

[ text ]

[reobserves]

[ oh god, what kind of mess of numbers and letters is this-- some secret code? okay, no, he manages to read it after a little while, so.. ]

Are you okay? [ important matters first. ]

[ text ]

[legality]

1 4M CL1NG1NG TO 4 BU1LD1NG
SO4K1NG W3T
4ND 1 C4NT SM3LL FOR SH1T
B3C4US3 TH3 SO4K1NG W3T TH1NG 4LSO 4PPL13S TO MY NOS3
TH3R3 1S GROSS W4T3R UP MY NOS3
1T 1S UP MY NOS3
GUHUGHUGHGUHGUHUUUUUUUUGHHHHHH

SO NO
NOT R34LLY
NOT 4T 4LL, R34LLY!!!

[ text ]

[reobserves]

Can you swim? Or-- is there anyone around to help you? I think the water is pretty bad right now..

[crabbygenius]

Welcome to Fortuna. We're getting your messages loud and clear though it takes a bit to get use to your mix of letters and numbers.

[legality]

GOOD
YOU GOTTA WORK FOR 1T!!!
NO P41N, NO D3L1C1OUSLY T34L T3XT3D R3W4RDS, R1GHT?
1 TH1NK TH4TS 4 HUM4N S4Y1NG

[crabbygenius]

Work for it huh? Fine by me~. Though I wouldn't know if it was a human saying. I'm not human.

1/2

[yourgoddamnit]

[ HOLY CHEESE AND CRACKERS IT'S TEREZI. Surprise, Linda, you are the first Terezi in Discedo congrats. For that reason Karkat is PRETTY FUCKING SURPRISED.

And so overwrought emotions.

So many emotions swirling in his stomach like putrid vomit ready to expel itself onto Maria's face. They are the emotions of someone who tried to create a calendar so as best split romantic time with Terezi. She is like an affectionate shih tzu caught in a bitter custody battle after the parents split up and neglect their actual children because the dog isn't a disappointment.

But the good thing about Discedo? The one good thing?

No Dave.

Bonus that Karkat actually has experience in Discedo and can therefore be a knight and shining armor, so to speak.

CHANCE OF KARKAT FUCKING UP HIS LAST DITCH EFFORT AT REDEMPTION DESPITE THE ABSENCE OF DAVE: 90%

Damned if he won't try though. ]

2/2

[yourgoddamnit]

WELCOME TO HELL AND ENJOY YOUR STAY, TEREZI.

OKAY NO SERIOUSLY THIS IS LIKE MY SECOND TRIP HERE.
MY LIFE IS ONE PERPETUAL CYCLE OF FORCED VACATIONS TO THIS APOCALYPTIC LOADGAPER.
I WILL TELL YOU EVERYTHING I KNOW
BUT FIRST
WE HAVE TO FIND MY FUCKING FLIPPERBEAST.
BENFROMLOST IS AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
HE MUST BE FOUND.
HE IS MY QUEST.

[ He is already off to an awful start. ]

[legality]

[ what ]

WH4T

[ what ]

*WH4T*

[ karkat, what the fuck son ]

YOUR






FL1PP3RB34ST
...
OK
SUR3
WHY TH3 FUCK NOT

[shadesofred]

[ Took a while to decipher but SHE IS LITERALLY JUST LAYING UNDER TURKEY'S BED WAITING FOR THE WATERS TO RECEDE SO SHE CAN GO BACK TO HER FUCKING HOUSE. ]

It only gets worse from here on out!

[ so reassuring. ]

You think this is gross, just wait until you find what lives in all the mattresses.

[legality]

WH4TS 4 M4TTR3SS
1S TH4T WH3R3 YOU L1V3

[shadesofred]

...Are you serious?

( video; ) fuck it all of my characters ALL OF THEM

[starspangledhero]

[ A man with a chainsaw for a right hand is now staring at you. You probably expect him to start blowing the heads off the evil dead with a sawed off shotgun at any moment.

It could happen.

Anyway, he's spent a while staring at this message. Got stoned. Still no idea what it says. ]

Man, I have no idea what you just said, but you did it with a lot of math and a lot of green and a lot of capslock, so you're in trouble! ...Or something. Pokemon, maybe. Don't worry, I'll save you.

[ Patting the screen reassuringly with the hand that isn't a chainsaw. ]

video;

[legality]

[ Oh? What's this? This absolutely heavenly smell, with a splash of hardcore awesome and hegemonic glory.

Terezi, you stuped soul. You would know that scent anywhere. It's the smell of freedom.

Terezi will be huffing her screen like a crack addict and a 100 dollar bill. ]

Too late; already saved. Looks like you missed out.

video;

[starspangledhero]

[ What is this. Fine. You want links I will give you links.

Go ahead, Terezi. Take a whiff of those amber waves of grain (although you might want to be wary of that purple mountain majesty). Maybe she can catch a hint of salty seaside air, an orange grove, or the greatest place on earth.

What I'm saying is God forbid Terezi meet him in real life. Also pot. Always smells like pot.

America looks a little weirded out by all the sniffing, but doesn't even bother to question it. TOO BUSY BEING DEJECTED THAT SOMEONE STOLE THE SPOTLIGHT. ]

Oh c'mon! No imminent danger of any kind that I can help with?

[fierybluebird]

Oh hey! It's a troll! [As rude as that statement was, he doesn't care. He's actually happy to see another.]

Karkat's here Miss. The others are gone.

Sorry, and welcome to Fortuna.

[legality]

UH
TH4NKS FOR TH3 W3LCOM3 1 GU3SS
H4H4
>8\




WH4T OTH3RS W3R3 H3R3???

[TEXT]

[mysterycross]

Why are you out in the rain?

[TEXT]

[legality]

TH4T 1S
MOST C3RT41NLY
ON3 OF L1F3S GR34T3ST MYST3R13S
TH4T R1GHT TH3R3