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[legality]

3V3RYTH1NG 1S W3T 4ND NOTH1NG 1S B34UT1FUL
UGHHHHH
UGH
UGH UGH UGH UUUUGHHH

UGH NUMB3R 1
WHY DO3S 3V3RYTH1NG SM3LL SO T3RR1BL3?!?!
1TS L1K3 1 4CC1D3NTLY CR4WL3D 1NTO 4 CO4LM1N3RS ST1NKY 4ND SW34TY 4SSHOL3 4ND 4LSO TH3R3 1S CRUSTY SN1FF NOD3 JU1C3
4ND B4RF
4ND PR3TTY MUCH 3V3RYTH1NG GROSS YOU C4N 3V3R 1M4G1N3
4ND TH3R3 1S NO 3SC4P3



UGH NUMB3R TWO
TH1S 1SNT TROLL14N 4ND WH3R3 1S 4R43N4??
BEC4US3 1M R34LLY ST4RT1NG TO TH1NK TH1S 1SNT TH3 S4M3 DR34M BUBBL3 1 W4S 1N B3FOR3
WH4T TH3 H3CK

UGH NUMBER FUCK MY L1F3
1 4M SO4K3D
TH1S 1S GROSS
1 SM3LL L1K3 UGHGUGHGURHU

UGH NUMB3R M1LL1ON
C4N 4NYON3 3V3N R34D WH4T 1M TYP1NG
OR 1S TH4T JUST 4 TH1NG TH4TS NOT OCCURR1NG 4NYMOR3

UGH NUMB3R WHYYYYYYYYYYY
NO S3R1OUSLY
1S 4NYON3 G3TT1NG MY M3SS4G3S??
1TS RUD3 TO L34V3 4 BL1ND G1RL LOST 4ND CONFUS3D, YOU KNOW!!
(1M LOOK1NG 4T YOU K4RK4T
STOP B31NG SO RUD3 4ND T3LL M3 WH4T TH3 FUCK 1S GO1NG ON)





(OR D4V3


OR K4N4Y4 OR ROS3 OR 4NYON3 1N G3N3R3L WOULD B3 PR3TTY D4MN N1C3 R1GHT 4BOUT NOW TH4NK YOU!!!!!)

[ Translation: EVERYTHING IS WET AND NOTHING IS BEAUTIFUL
UGH x a large amount
WHY DOES EVERYTHING SMELL SO TERRIBLE
ITS LIKE I ACCIDENTLY CRAWLED INTO A COALMINERS STINKY AND SWEATY ASSHOLE AND ALSO THERE IS CRUSTY SNIFF NODE JUICE
AND BARF
AND PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING GROSS YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE
AND THERE IS NO ESCAPE

UGH NUMBER TWO
THIS ISNT TROLLIAN AND WHERE IS AREANA??
BECAUSE I AM REALLY STARTING TO THINK THIS ISNT THE SAME DREAM BUBBLE I WAS IN BEFORE
WHAT THE HECK

UGH NUMBER FUCK MY LIFE
I AM SOAKED
THIS IS GROSS
I SMELL LIKE URHGURHUGHRUH

UGH NUMBER MILLION
CAN ANYONE EVEN READ WHAT IM TYPING
OR IS THAT JUST A THING THATS NOT OCCURRING ANYMORE

UGH NUMBER WHYYYYYYYY
NO SERIOUSLY IS ANYONE GETTING MY MESSAGES??
ITS RUDE TO LEAVE A BLIND GIRL LOST AND CONFUSED, YOU KNOW!!
(IM LOOKING AT YOU KARKAT
STOP BEIGN RUDE AND TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

OR DAVE
ORKANAYA OR ROSE OR ANYONE IN GENERAL WOULD BE PRETTY DAMN NICE RIGHT ABOUT NOW THANK YOU!!! ]

Comments

[legality]

Yeah, I would really rather not drown, too. Hehehehe, your well-placed caring has been noted for the court's records! [ Terezi makes motions in front of her like she's taking notes. ]

I can smell it if you're planning something nefarious, but-- [ Sniff, sniff. ] You're not. You're good. Which isn't something I run into a lot.

[bauhinia]

That's gotta be a useful skill. You're like a lie detector or something, yeah? [ And she's right, he's really pretty much harmless. A prankster, yes. But that's mostly reserved for his loving family. :'| Besides, who would be mean to someone who just arrived in this place? ]

[legality]

I can detect a lot more than just lies. But... Hmm. [ She pauses, taking off her glasses and rubbing at her burnt eyes. ] Seems like my weird Seer-y thing isn't working right now. Otherwise, I could tell you all the possible ways you could die!

[bauhinia]

Oh yeah, that's totally because of the chip or something. [ Though, wow. All the ways he could die... that's. Cheery. ] If you had any kind of special ability at home, you can't use it here 'til you get that taken out.

[legality]

How do I get it taken out? Where's the "chip"? [ because hey, seer'ing is impt. ]

[bauhinia]

A doctor has to do it. Not everyone knows where it is. I bet you could find someone who'd help though.

[legality]

[ ugh making a face at that. ]

[bauhinia]

Sorry, I know it's kinda uncool.

[legality]

Super uncool. Bluh. I guess I can go without being a Seer. Bluh bluh bluh.

[bauhinia]

Can you? I mean, if you really needed it out, I bet we could figure out how to make that happen.

[legality]

Maybe for a little bit. I've only been a seer for one of your human years. Not that long at all. Besides, it'll be a great challenge! Without seeing into your little think sponges, it'll be more fun to figure out how you tick.

[bauhinia]

Oh yeah? I'm not a human though, so there's that. Like, if that's interesting to you at all.

[legality]

Huh? [ what. ] What. [ what. ] What. [ Yeah, you though you had already gotten your share of licking and sniffing, didn't you? Too bad, it's starting up again. She might even nibble a bit on Hong Kong's hand to make sure. ]

[bauhinia]

[ He's going to get way too used to this, isn't he? ] Yeah, I'm actually a personified city. [ If that even makes any sense to her. ]

[legality]

[ nope. ] Mmua? [ Translation: what? Unfortunately it's hard to talk with your mouth around someone's wrist. ]

[bauhinia]

Like, a place turned into a person. [ This is never easy to explain. ]

[legality]

Like... A hive or a planet or the ground or something?

[bauhinia]

A hive? [ Now he's confused. ]

[legality]

Like [ vague handmotions ] that thing you live in. Uhhh, what the fuck do humans call it... Um. House? Your house?

[bauhinia]

Yeah, a house. It'd be like, a whole bunch of houses together. That's me.

[legality]

[ drooling on your hand again whoops. ]

I don't taste it?

[bauhinia]

I guess I probably don't taste like skyscrapers or whatever. Maybe because I have my chip in. I never really thought about it.

[legality]

Well, if you ever get your chip out, we'll just have to test out that little hypothesis. Hehehe! [ okay, you are saved from drool for the time being. Rejoice. ]

So, are we ever going to leave this building? Or are we stuck here until all the water evaporates.

[bauhinia]

I'm gonna have people lining up when that happens. [ Since he's apparently letting someone sample his blood then too. ]

Oh yeah, I bet we can. I dunno if you wanna hang onto my bag or something. Maybe I could find something that floats around here.

[legality]

Are you good at giving oinkbeast rides? Because I can cling, if that makes things easier.