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3V3RYTH1NG 1S W3T 4ND NOTH1NG 1S B34UT1FUL
UGHHHHH
UGH
UGH UGH UGH UUUUGHHH

UGH NUMB3R 1
WHY DO3S 3V3RYTH1NG SM3LL SO T3RR1BL3?!?!
1TS L1K3 1 4CC1D3NTLY CR4WL3D 1NTO 4 CO4LM1N3RS ST1NKY 4ND SW34TY 4SSHOL3 4ND 4LSO TH3R3 1S CRUSTY SN1FF NOD3 JU1C3
4ND B4RF
4ND PR3TTY MUCH 3V3RYTH1NG GROSS YOU C4N 3V3R 1M4G1N3
4ND TH3R3 1S NO 3SC4P3

UGH NUMB3R TWO
TH1S 1SNT TROLL14N 4ND WH3R3 1S 4R43N4??
BEC4US3 1M R34LLY ST4RT1NG TO TH1NK TH1S 1SNT TH3 S4M3 DR34M BUBBL3 1 W4S 1N B3FOR3
WH4T TH3 H3CK

UGH NUMBER FUCK MY L1F3
1 4M SO4K3D
TH1S 1S GROSS
1 SM3LL L1K3 UGHGUGHGURHU

UGH NUMB3R M1LL1ON
C4N 4NYON3 3V3N R34D WH4T 1M TYP1NG
OR 1S TH4T JUST 4 TH1NG TH4TS NOT OCCURR1NG 4NYMOR3

UGH NUMB3R WHYYYYYYYYYYY
NO S3R1OUSLY
1S 4NYON3 G3TT1NG MY M3SS4G3S??
1TS RUD3 TO L34V3 4 BL1ND G1RL LOST 4ND CONFUS3D, YOU KNOW!!
(1M LOOK1NG 4T YOU K4RK4T
STOP B31NG SO RUD3 4ND T3LL M3 WH4T TH3 FUCK 1S GO1NG ON)

(OR D4V3

OR K4N4Y4 OR ROS3 OR 4NYON3 1N G3N3R3L WOULD B3 PR3TTY D4MN N1C3 R1GHT 4BOUT NOW TH4NK YOU!!!!!)

[ Translation: EVERYTHING IS WET AND NOTHING IS BEAUTIFUL
UGH x a large amount
WHY DOES EVERYTHING SMELL SO TERRIBLE
ITS LIKE I ACCIDENTLY CRAWLED INTO A COALMINERS STINKY AND SWEATY ASSHOLE AND ALSO THERE IS CRUSTY SNIFF NODE JUICE
AND BARF
AND PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING GROSS YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE
AND THERE IS NO ESCAPE

UGH NUMBER TWO
THIS ISNT TROLLIAN AND WHERE IS AREANA??
BECAUSE I AM REALLY STARTING TO THINK THIS ISNT THE SAME DREAM BUBBLE I WAS IN BEFORE
WHAT THE HECK

UGH NUMBER FUCK MY LIFE
I AM SOAKED
THIS IS GROSS
I SMELL LIKE URHGURHUGHRUH

UGH NUMBER MILLION
CAN ANYONE EVEN READ WHAT IM TYPING
OR IS THAT JUST A THING THATS NOT OCCURRING ANYMORE

UGH NUMBER WHYYYYYYYY
NO SERIOUSLY IS ANYONE GETTING MY MESSAGES??
ITS RUDE TO LEAVE A BLIND GIRL LOST AND CONFUSED, YOU KNOW!!
(IM LOOKING AT YOU KARKAT
STOP BEIGN RUDE AND TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

OR DAVE
ORKANAYA OR ROSE OR ANYONE IN GENERAL WOULD BE PRETTY DAMN NICE RIGHT ABOUT NOW THANK YOU!!! ]

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Well, if you ever get your chip out, we'll just have to test out that little hypothesis. Hehehe! [ okay, you are saved from drool for the time being. Rejoice. ]

So, are we ever going to leave this building? Or are we stuck here until all the water evaporates.

I'm gonna have people lining up when that happens. [ Since he's apparently letting someone sample his blood then too. ]

Oh yeah, I bet we can. I dunno if you wanna hang onto my bag or something. Maybe I could find something that floats around here.

Are you good at giving oinkbeast rides? Because I can cling, if that makes things easier.

It's harder while I'm swimming, but I don't mind if you don't.

Good. Keep in mind: I'm blind as shit. And that water smells pretty terrible. Which means I am legitimately going to be blind. We've only just met, and while I can smell how good of a person you seem to be, I still have my reservations. The whole thing about being from a species of mass murders, not trusting anyone, etc etc etc. Clinging to you guarantees that I'm not going to be left to drown, you know?

[ come on, play it off casual. play it off, play it off. no one sees you legitimately worried. play it off, and he won't drown you. ]

[ The thing is, he does kind of get what she's... getting at there. ]

No, I totally gotcha. If I go down for some reason, you can climb on my head or whatever if you want. Like, if it looks like something's going wrong. I'll stay near buildings too, just in case. Is that okay?

Yeah... It's okay. [ She stands. And points to her communicator. ] Do you know where Marshall is? That's where Karkat lives, and I think he'll explode his think sponge if I ignore him anymore.

Yeah, sure, I know where it is. You want me to take you there? [ All aboard the Hong Kong Express, Terezi! ]

[ beep beep! ]

That'd be nice.

[ Please secure your belongings to your person, it may be a wet and bumpy ride. ]

Sure thing. I mean, I've gotta get home myself anyway, so it's no big deal.

Thanks. [ MONTAGE SCENE. THEY ARE NOW IN THE WATER AND TEREZI IS CLINGING FOR HER MISERABLY LITTLE LIFE. look at that. skipping shit. I AM TOO DRUNK TO CARE. party with me, man. party. ]

[ Montage of terror and Hong Kong's awesome swimming ability! Or, it better be, because swimming with a person on your back is tough, okay? So he's not drowning, she's clinging, he's swimming... seems pretty legit. ]

[ still partying, still drunk (this wine bottle wont finish itself), still swimming. Eventually, they make it there, and Terezi is crawling through the appropriate apartment window. ]

Thanks, man.

[ Never stop partying, never stop swimming.

Oh, wait. He can stop, they've arrived. He might have to haul himself into the windowframe for a second to catch his breath though. ]

No problem. If you need anything, give me a ring. Or, y'know. [ Tapping the communicator. ]

[ She sniffs around in the apartment for a few moments, checking for Karkat. He's not there. What an asshole. ]

Do you need a break before swimming again?

[ Yeah, really. Who just runs off and leaves a girl alone in their apartment during a flood? Spoiler: he's probably battling tampons right now. ]

Maybe just a sec. I won't barge in or anything.

[ There is no "probably" about it. It's what he's doing. We all know it.

Terezi swings into the room, splashing in the shallow water. This is going to smell terribly at some point. But it's not as high as it is outside, which is always good. ]

Lemme check around to see if Karkat has anything valuable to give you. [ Which is what she promptly begins doing. ]

[ Hong Kong knows it because he saw it. Not a pretty sight.

Oh yeah, that's gonna be so much fun to clean up later. Um. Anyway. ]

That's gonna make him angry... er than usual, isn't it? [ Go Terezi, go! ]

Good. [ hmmmmm. why are there so many rocks stashed everywhere. that the fuck were you doing, karkat.

oh, some soggy notes on how to kill opossums. this looks impt enough. here, hong kong. enjoy the fruits of Karkat's multimonth adventure in fighting the demon in his bedroom walls. ]

Everything else is just shit in here.

[ Hong Kong will take a moment to wonder about the rocks as well. Also, what... is the deal with the opossum? Karkat is basically weird, right? That's what this is telling him.

Well, at least he never got set up to go on a blind date with Karkat. With Eridan on the other hand....

(Talk about weird. That was weird.) ]

You said he doesn't sleep much, yeah?

[ You have met with a terrible fate. ]

Yeah. [ digging through more shit. "CALL THE WINCHESTERS" and "ASK FOR THE MOOSE" is written on a bunch of scraps of paper. Hong Kong gets those too. ]

But he's always been kinda weird.

[ Basically this. ]

I've noticed. I mean, like I said, we haven't talked much. [ Buuut he didn't really need to. What's that about a moose? ]

[ She sloshes around a bit more, but doesn't find anything of value. Oh well. ]

He's a good guy though. Probably the best of us, hahha. Don't let him know I said that, though.

[ He is probably going to have to find a way to return these things, you know. He feels bad taking... whatever all of this is. ]

My lips are sealed, promise. Y'know, it kinda makes me wanna talk to him more. Though I'm a little leery of how that might go.

You should. Once you get past that pukey gross exterior, he's actually pretty delicious. Cares way too much, but sometimes that's a good thing. Sometimes.

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