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3V3RYTH1NG 1S W3T 4ND NOTH1NG 1S B34UT1FUL
UGHHHHH
UGH
UGH UGH UGH UUUUGHHH

UGH NUMB3R 1
WHY DO3S 3V3RYTH1NG SM3LL SO T3RR1BL3?!?!
1TS L1K3 1 4CC1D3NTLY CR4WL3D 1NTO 4 CO4LM1N3RS ST1NKY 4ND SW34TY 4SSHOL3 4ND 4LSO TH3R3 1S CRUSTY SN1FF NOD3 JU1C3
4ND B4RF
4ND PR3TTY MUCH 3V3RYTH1NG GROSS YOU C4N 3V3R 1M4G1N3
4ND TH3R3 1S NO 3SC4P3

UGH NUMB3R TWO
TH1S 1SNT TROLL14N 4ND WH3R3 1S 4R43N4??
BEC4US3 1M R34LLY ST4RT1NG TO TH1NK TH1S 1SNT TH3 S4M3 DR34M BUBBL3 1 W4S 1N B3FOR3
WH4T TH3 H3CK

UGH NUMBER FUCK MY L1F3
1 4M SO4K3D
TH1S 1S GROSS
1 SM3LL L1K3 UGHGUGHGURHU

UGH NUMB3R M1LL1ON
C4N 4NYON3 3V3N R34D WH4T 1M TYP1NG
OR 1S TH4T JUST 4 TH1NG TH4TS NOT OCCURR1NG 4NYMOR3

UGH NUMB3R WHYYYYYYYYYYY
NO S3R1OUSLY
1S 4NYON3 G3TT1NG MY M3SS4G3S??
1TS RUD3 TO L34V3 4 BL1ND G1RL LOST 4ND CONFUS3D, YOU KNOW!!
(1M LOOK1NG 4T YOU K4RK4T
STOP B31NG SO RUD3 4ND T3LL M3 WH4T TH3 FUCK 1S GO1NG ON)

(OR D4V3

OR K4N4Y4 OR ROS3 OR 4NYON3 1N G3N3R3L WOULD B3 PR3TTY D4MN N1C3 R1GHT 4BOUT NOW TH4NK YOU!!!!!)

[ Translation: EVERYTHING IS WET AND NOTHING IS BEAUTIFUL
UGH x a large amount
WHY DOES EVERYTHING SMELL SO TERRIBLE
ITS LIKE I ACCIDENTLY CRAWLED INTO A COALMINERS STINKY AND SWEATY ASSHOLE AND ALSO THERE IS CRUSTY SNIFF NODE JUICE
AND BARF
AND PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING GROSS YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE
AND THERE IS NO ESCAPE

UGH NUMBER TWO
THIS ISNT TROLLIAN AND WHERE IS AREANA??
BECAUSE I AM REALLY STARTING TO THINK THIS ISNT THE SAME DREAM BUBBLE I WAS IN BEFORE
WHAT THE HECK

UGH NUMBER FUCK MY LIFE
I AM SOAKED
THIS IS GROSS
I SMELL LIKE URHGURHUGHRUH

UGH NUMBER MILLION
CAN ANYONE EVEN READ WHAT IM TYPING
OR IS THAT JUST A THING THATS NOT OCCURRING ANYMORE

UGH NUMBER WHYYYYYYYY
NO SERIOUSLY IS ANYONE GETTING MY MESSAGES??
ITS RUDE TO LEAVE A BLIND GIRL LOST AND CONFUSED, YOU KNOW!!
(IM LOOKING AT YOU KARKAT
STOP BEIGN RUDE AND TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

OR DAVE
ORKANAYA OR ROSE OR ANYONE IN GENERAL WOULD BE PRETTY DAMN NICE RIGHT ABOUT NOW THANK YOU!!! ]

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Do you really not want to be my friend?

[ ... a chance to make friends for this friendless loser..

does that outweigh his scaredy cat-ness..

fine, there he goes!! biting his tumb - maybe with a slight whiny sound since man, that hurts, and then there's a few drips of red blood. ]

.. T-.. there.. Is that alright?

[ slurp slurp slurping at the screen (and cleaning off her blood from before) slurp slurp slurp ]

Yessssssssss, heheheheh! Sweet delicious cherry, oh how I adore you! It's final-- we're now best friends. Congratulations! Ehehehehehehheeheh!

.. Best friends, huh.. [ never have those words instilled more of a sense of downright dread in him, really - he's sucking on his thumb now to prevent it from bleeding too much. ]

N-nice to meet you, then. My name is Yukiteru, Yukiteru Amano.

Terezi Pyrope. [ Finally, she sets the communicator down on a table. A good view. Terezi gives a little wave. ]

I hope you like drawing and roleplaying, because we will be doing a fuckton of that. A legitimate fuckton.

I haven't really done either of them before, Terezi-san.. I'm usually more into writing.

[ And by writing he means 'recording every single action in his telephone before he's a friendless loser'. Practically. ]

Writing what? Anything fun? Can I read?

It's sort of personal, actually! [ an awkward laugh, but-- she doesn't seem too bad aside from the occasional creepiness, right? so he should be able to tell her this much.. ]

I've always kept a diary.

Filled with secrets?

Not really.. [ and despite the awkwardness, he is telling the truth. ]

I just write about everything I see around me. You know, like some sort of log of all the things in my surroundings.. Like a bystander's description of things.

Oh, boring. Secrets are pretty delicious, you know. You should probably hide some in there, just for the hell of it.

But.. what if someone finds it and starts reading it? Then they'd know all of my secrets, right?

The risk is what makes it fun!

I'm not so sure about that..

But.. then that means that you have a lot of secrets lying around?

Keep a close eye on them! Problem solved!

Or... Ooooooh, better yet! Make up some bullshit secrets, and guard them like real secrets! Then you'll know who's after your shit!

... Make up secrets?! But.. what kind of secrets could you even make up? I'm not sure if I'm creative enough for that..

Don't worry, I'll help out.

You're good at thinking up things like those..?

I've been stuck on a meteor for one of your human years with a bunch of raging assholes. Before that, I lived in a tree by myself. A girl's gotta keep herself entertained somehow.

[ ... it's probably for the best to not ask about the circumstances. ]

That's true. I guess that's sort of why I started my diary too, to keep myself occupied..

But it sounds boring. How about this-- After we come up with ridiculous fakey fake secrets, I teach you how to roleplay. Because that is so much better than sitting around and just... observing.

.. But.. this roleplaying, it's not dangerous, is it?

Only if you want it to be! I don't do that kind of roleplay anymore, though.

T-that kind?! So you're saying you actually did some sort of dangerous kind of roleplay before?

Why would you do that..?

[ oh look at that, you wiped her smile off her face. that doesn't happen all that often. ]

Because, unlike humans, a troll can't afford to be soft and squishy. But I paid for it in the end. [ She taps her glasses. ]

So, like I said, I don't do that kind of roleplay anymore.

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