[ D I S C E D O ]

[The video starts first to the image of three objects, seemingly unconnected but all written on in big, bold marker. The desk they're sitting on is most notably not trying to eat anything or anyone, and a hand takes its time resting on each time. First, a carton of milk with the letter "D" markered on. Next is an old lock, once again marked "D". And finally? A book, where the letter "S" has been made quite clear on the cover.

Finally there's that familiar laugh and the video is shifted back a bit, revealing Jay sitting behind the items.]

Get a good enough look? [A cock of his head and a spread of his hands.] How's it going, Fortuna? You didn't think I'd leave you out in the cold for too long, now did you? [Another laugh! Don't you guys love his jokes.]

Happy New Year! Oh, but that's not what you care to hear, is it? [He leans closer, his chin resting lightly on the book as he drums fingers on the table.] Help... Yes, that must be it. Well! [He slaps that hand down and sits back upright.]

Here are your clues. Inside one building in each city is a bomb. Clip the right wire to defuse it and you're set! And well. I've practically told you where they are already, haven't I? Saying any more would ruin the effect! Go on, then. You have cities to save. Make me proud. [A teasing wink, and the feed clicks off.]