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Wowwww, an' here I thought everyone here kinda peaceful! Guess I was wrong, yer true colors are showin'. 'S called "Fortuna's First Great War (AD)"— [...] not the greatest ring to it, but I guess it'll have to do 'til I hear a better one. I've heard worse! So I'll be the neutral party an' swoop in at the last second on the clearly winnin' side. It's a great plan, dunno why more 'a ya nations don' try it more often. An' succeed.
But anyway, I've got somethin' more important, so stop fightin' over stupid shit for like five seconds an' listen up.
IT'S SASUKE'S BIRTHDAY TODAY.
Yep! Sasuke's!! I bet he'll say he wanted it to be a ~secret~, but don' listen to him cuz everyone's gotta know. So I hope ya can get yer gifts together in record timin' if ya didn'. Iunno why ya wouldn' want the attention 'bout that anyway, 's not like he's turning fifty or somethin'. [... most likely.]
Ya can drop 'em off at 1113 in Dissimulo.♪ Thanks!!
But anyway, I've got somethin' more important, so stop fightin' over stupid shit for like five seconds an' listen up.
IT'S SASUKE'S BIRTHDAY TODAY.
Yep! Sasuke's!! I bet he'll say he wanted it to be a ~secret~, but don' listen to him cuz everyone's gotta know. So I hope ya can get yer gifts together in record timin' if ya didn'. Iunno why ya wouldn' want the attention 'bout that anyway, 's not like he's turning fifty or somethin'. [... most likely.]
Ya can drop 'em off at 1113 in Dissimulo.♪ Thanks!!
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Whatcha talking about in that garbled language anyway? Anything I should know?
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and by garbled language you mean english, one of the most commonly spoken languages in the world.
what isn't garbled for you.
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And give you the flattest expression ever!!!
That's what you have to look forward to.
Haha whatever, not where I'm from.
Guess you guys call it Japanese.
Who the fuck really knows.
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i left him a pretty fucking awesome present, i don't know how he could look flatly at anything after that honestly.
wow, the one language i don't know!!! [okay there are a few more but DETAILS] you should get sasuke to teach you english.
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[voice] i... just looked this up
[voice] ;) WONK
[voice] WHAT IS THIS SPORT
[voice] OH... .*THAT*.
[voice] I can't believe this is real
[voice] i was actually referring to his bazillion olympic medals you know
[voice] which he won because he has tons of practice at his oily version
[voice] LMAOO. sasuke do you want to oil wrestle. ;o) WONK
[voice] oh my god, he is going to worry for Turkey's sanity even more than he already does
[voice] is that a yes......
[voice] how could it ever be a no; it's OIL WRESTLING
[voice] :3c good answer
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[voice] it will end in both
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Yeahhhh, so I've heard! Gonna celebrate when we get back; yer invited too!
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i don't... think they've ever exchanged names?? akdj
me neither so!!
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[ Fighting? There's fighting going on? That's unfortunate. Good thing France has decided to keep himself completely out of it. ] Aaa, a birthday! So close to my own! I wish that I knew this Sasuke, and that I knew where is 'Dissimulo' was, but I do not, so I cannot bring a gift!
[ It's not like he has one anyway. ] Perhaps you will apologise on my behalf?
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but hey. it's france.
ksjaflk.]
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Nope! Do it yerself. I'll even be nice, give ya directions an' tell ya what he likes so ya can be prepared!
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[ There's a smile until Turkey responds to him the same way he would to a spider and the Frenchman frowns a bit, knitting his brows. He thought Turkey would have been over Sarkozy by now, after all, Hollande was in office! It didn't exactly occur to him that Turkey could be from another time period all together. ]
Alors... I think it is fine. I do not even know who this person is. I juste wished to bid them good tidings!
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