a number goes here [voice]

[scimitar]

Wowwww, an' here I thought everyone here kinda peaceful! Guess I was wrong, yer true colors are showin'. 'S called "Fortuna's First Great War (AD)"— [...] not the greatest ring to it, but I guess it'll have to do 'til I hear a better one. I've heard worse! So I'll be the neutral party an' swoop in at the last second on the clearly winnin' side. It's a great plan, dunno why more 'a ya nations don' try it more often. An' succeed.

But anyway, I've got somethin' more important, so stop fightin' over stupid shit for like five seconds an' listen up.

IT'S SASUKE'S BIRTHDAY TODAY.

Yep! Sasuke's!! I bet he'll say he wanted it to be a ~secret~, but don' listen to him cuz everyone's gotta know. So I hope ya can get yer gifts together in record timin' if ya didn'. Iunno why ya wouldn' want the attention 'bout that anyway, 's not like he's turning fifty or somethin'. [... most likely.]

Ya can drop 'em off at 1113 in Dissimulo.♪ Thanks!!

Comments

[voice] which he won because he has tons of practice at his oily version

[eyeforaneye]

That is alright. You do not have to dislike someone that you fear.

[voice] LMAOO. sasuke do you want to oil wrestle. ;o) WONK

[scimitar]

How the hell would you know?

[voice] oh my god, he is going to worry for Turkey's sanity even more than he already does

[eyeforaneye]

Experience. I have feared people before. Don't be an idiot.

[voice] is that a yes......

[scimitar]

I know that!! But not disliked 'em for it?

[voice] how could it ever be a no; it's OIL WRESTLING

[eyeforaneye]

[ ... ]

I've feared people close to me. Family.

[voice] :3c good answer

[scimitar]

So what if they're family?

[voice] this can end in either tears or glory

[eyeforaneye]

[ So... what? Did he honestly just say that? ]

Family is everything to me. I could not dislike them. [ Almost entirely true. ]

[voice] it will end in both

[scimitar]

Oh.

[he really doesn't know what else to say to that.]

That's good!

[voice] as it should be

[eyeforaneye]

You have different views. [ This is not a question. ]

[voice]

[scimitar]

A lil' bit.

[voice]

[eyeforaneye]

They wronged you?

[voice]

[scimitar]

I think I jus' expected too much outta 'em.

[voice]

[eyeforaneye]

Disappointments?

Did they leave you behind or fail to be as great as you wanted them to be?

[voice] 1/2

[scimitar]

[w o w sasuke







can we not]

[voice]

[scimitar]

The former!

[voice]

[eyeforaneye]

[ But it's good for you. ]

Ah. Alone, then. [ There's... a tinge of something that he doesn't exactly know how to express. ]

Do you still speak to them?

[voice]

[scimitar]

Most everyone's like that! But yeah, sometimes.

[voice]

[eyeforaneye]

Most people are not entirely alone. They have family.

You should be glad to spend time with them.

[voice]

[scimitar]

Most nations are!

[ALSO THEY ALL KIND OF HATE HIM NOW so there's that. but he won't admit to that now.]

[voice]

[eyeforaneye]

But you are able to speak to the others and get along with them?

[voice]

[scimitar]

Heyheyhey. Speakin' with 'em an' actually gettin' along with 'em are two different ballgames entirely!

[voice]

[eyeforaneye]

Does it bother you?

[voice]

[scimitar]

Nope!

[this is a lie.]

[voice]

[eyeforaneye]

...

Not getting along with your family is fine with you?

[voice]

[scimitar]

They're not my family anymore!