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[scimitar]

Wowwww, an' here I thought everyone here kinda peaceful! Guess I was wrong, yer true colors are showin'. 'S called "Fortuna's First Great War (AD)"— [...] not the greatest ring to it, but I guess it'll have to do 'til I hear a better one. I've heard worse! So I'll be the neutral party an' swoop in at the last second on the clearly winnin' side. It's a great plan, dunno why more 'a ya nations don' try it more often. An' succeed.

But anyway, I've got somethin' more important, so stop fightin' over stupid shit for like five seconds an' listen up.

IT'S SASUKE'S BIRTHDAY TODAY.

Yep! Sasuke's!! I bet he'll say he wanted it to be a ~secret~, but don' listen to him cuz everyone's gotta know. So I hope ya can get yer gifts together in record timin' if ya didn'. Iunno why ya wouldn' want the attention 'bout that anyway, 's not like he's turning fifty or somethin'. [... most likely.]

Ya can drop 'em off at 1113 in Dissimulo.♪ Thanks!!

Comments

[voice] turkitty takeover

[eyeforaneye]

I don't understand thinking like that. But I guess you want to ignore your problems while you can.

[voice] huhuhu

[scimitar]

Nations gotta go on, lonely existence or not. 'S jus' the way it is!

[voice]

[eyeforaneye]

... Aren't you angry that you cannot die?

[voice]

[scimitar]

[...]

Not really, cuz we can...

[voice]

[eyeforaneye]

How?

[ Because who wouldn't want to answer that question. ]

[voice]

[scimitar]

[yeah really]

... Well, I dunno the circumstances here, but... Ya gotta firs' lose yer territory, then yer people 'n culture. Basically, if ya lose yer identity, ya don' exist anymore.

Then yer jus' a thing in the history books, huh!

[voice]

[eyeforaneye]

[ So basically to become completely alone and nearly entirely forgotten. This just gets worse and worse. ]

You have seen it happen to nations close to you?

[voice]

[scimitar]

Territorial-wise?

[voice]

[eyeforaneye]

Sure.

[voice]

[scimitar]

[...]

Yeah. I have.

[voice]

[eyeforaneye]

It is difficult to talk about, I guess.

[voice]

[scimitar]

A lil' bit! But it's fine!!

Not like ya won't be able to read 'bout this, anyway.

[voice]

[eyeforaneye]

I will not repeat what you have told me. I have no reason to and no real right.

Who was it?

[voice]

[scimitar]

[...] A few.

When yer an empire, that kinda tends to happen!

[voice]

[eyeforaneye]

...

So your identity is also changed? This is confusing.

[voice]

[scimitar]

Ugghhh, no, I mean...

Nations disappearin' under yer rule!

[voice]

[eyeforaneye]

So if you remember them it still makes no difference?

[voice]

[scimitar]

Basically.

[voice]

[eyeforaneye]

Sorry.

[voice]

[scimitar]

Don' be! 'S jus' the way things are, an' it's not like I'm grievin' cuz 'a it.

Can't say I've ever known a nation that wanted to be human, hahahaha. [... though, he wonders now. what with all of them assimilating so well here.]

[voice]

[eyeforaneye]

You talk like you are human, but I guess you really do think differently. Humans might reach for immortality but I don't think they would handle it like you guys can.

[voice]

[scimitar]

Took ya long enough to get it.

[voice]

[eyeforaneye]

Whether I "have" anything or not, I'm not taking back anything I've said. I still believe it all.

[voice]

[scimitar]

I ain't gonna try an' change yer mind anytime soon either, considerin' ya got it set in stone an' all!

[voice]

[eyeforaneye]

Odd. You seem very defensive of certain points, like you were trying to change my mind.