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Wowwww, an' here I thought everyone here kinda peaceful! Guess I was wrong, yer true colors are showin'. 'S called "Fortuna's First Great War (AD)"— [...] not the greatest ring to it, but I guess it'll have to do 'til I hear a better one. I've heard worse! So I'll be the neutral party an' swoop in at the last second on the clearly winnin' side. It's a great plan, dunno why more 'a ya nations don' try it more often. An' succeed.

But anyway, I've got somethin' more important, so stop fightin' over stupid shit for like five seconds an' listen up.

IT'S SASUKE'S BIRTHDAY TODAY.

Yep! Sasuke's!! I bet he'll say he wanted it to be a ~secret~, but don' listen to him cuz everyone's gotta know. So I hope ya can get yer gifts together in record timin' if ya didn'. Iunno why ya wouldn' want the attention 'bout that anyway, 's not like he's turning fifty or somethin'. [... most likely.]

Ya can drop 'em off at 1113 in Dissimulo.♪ Thanks!!

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we can spar.

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Wow, was that the game all along?
You coulda just came out and asked me.
I'd love to spar with you.

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no, but

excellent!!!!!!!!

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FINALLY I CAN LET OFF SOME STEAM.
Don't tell Sasuke about this, man.
That would be cruel.

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why do you want it a secret?

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Because then he won't let me.

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why?

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'Cause he'll think I'm trying to kill you.

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ARE YOU?

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.......................... No?

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WELL OKAY OKAY I'D BEEN PLANNING TO.
But now that you wanna spar, I can't just kill you.
That would be super rude.

And Sasuke told me not to kill anyone.

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[he'd say 'i don't think you could anyway', but he has a feeling suigetsu would just try to rise to that challenge.]

rude indeed!!! and i think he would be a LITTLE BIT upset with you if you did that, yeah!

[here's to assumptions.]

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[ Oh, Turkey. ]

Doubt it.
Probably be like, "Suigetsu, what did I tell you about killing people?"
And then gimme the eyes.

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then that would be terrible for everyone!

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It'd be worse for me, I don't want a stupid lecture.

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[THINKING if suigetsu killed him and took his sword








it'd be a lot worse than that]

haha, probably.

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All I need is a time and a place, by the way. For not-killing.
Maybe you'll learn a thing or two. We should think up a safety word~

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what does a safety word do?

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Gets the other person to stop, like calling a time out.

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so like that one kids' game? "mercy"?

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Mercy...?

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Ohhh...
I didn't know you wanted to hold my hands, Sadiq~

[ CACKLING ON THE OTHER LINE. ]

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WHAT


THAT IS A COMPARISON.

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That's what they all say! >;}

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keep it up and i won't want to play with you anymore.