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Wowwww, an' here I thought everyone here kinda peaceful! Guess I was wrong, yer true colors are showin'. 'S called "Fortuna's First Great War (AD)"— [...] not the greatest ring to it, but I guess it'll have to do 'til I hear a better one. I've heard worse! So I'll be the neutral party an' swoop in at the last second on the clearly winnin' side. It's a great plan, dunno why more 'a ya nations don' try it more often. An' succeed.

But anyway, I've got somethin' more important, so stop fightin' over stupid shit for like five seconds an' listen up.

IT'S SASUKE'S BIRTHDAY TODAY.

Yep! Sasuke's!! I bet he'll say he wanted it to be a ~secret~, but don' listen to him cuz everyone's gotta know. So I hope ya can get yer gifts together in record timin' if ya didn'. Iunno why ya wouldn' want the attention 'bout that anyway, 's not like he's turning fifty or somethin'. [... most likely.]

Ya can drop 'em off at 1113 in Dissimulo.♪ Thanks!!

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[the sentiment remains.]

Yeah! I'll tell ya what I got Sasuke if ya promise to keep it under wraps.

[ It remains. ]

Hey, I'm not gonna blab or anything. [ He zips his lips. ]

Okay...

[wait for it...

...

...

...

...

ok that's enough]

Strawberry wafers.

[ Waiting, waiting. Patiently waiting.

Still waiting.

Staring quietly across the feed.

Waiting. ]

Seriously?

Yep.

[this, to be more specific.]

Strawberry wafers.

[ No, he's just gotta. Sit on this a little more. ]

Awesome, right? A whole pack 'a them!

[ ... ]

Where'd you get something like that?

A lotta careful searchin', time 'n effort!

I'm sure he'll totally appreciate the effort.

I hope so.

When's yer birthday?

Mine? July 1st right now.

Oh.

Sorry for missin' it!

No problem, I didn't think most people'd know.

Well, they should.

Ya still celebrate Christmas, right?

Yeah? Next year I'll tell everyone.

And sure, we celebrate it. I introduced China to Christmas.

Great! Then I can repay ya then.

[last year he just kinda. assumed.]

Hey, you don't have to do anything like that. [ Raising one hand to wave this off. ]

'Course I will! An' you will like it.

[ As much as Sasuke, who hates sweets, will like your strawberry wafers? ]

Well, like, I can't stop you. Obviously.

[everyone in their right mind would love them BECAUSE THEY ARE ORGANIC.]

See? 'S all good.

[ Somehow Sasuke doesn't seem like the kind of guy to care. ]

Yeah, all good.

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