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Wowwww, an' here I thought everyone here kinda peaceful! Guess I was wrong, yer true colors are showin'. 'S called "Fortuna's First Great War (AD)"— [...] not the greatest ring to it, but I guess it'll have to do 'til I hear a better one. I've heard worse! So I'll be the neutral party an' swoop in at the last second on the clearly winnin' side. It's a great plan, dunno why more 'a ya nations don' try it more often. An' succeed.

But anyway, I've got somethin' more important, so stop fightin' over stupid shit for like five seconds an' listen up.

IT'S SASUKE'S BIRTHDAY TODAY.

Yep! Sasuke's!! I bet he'll say he wanted it to be a ~secret~, but don' listen to him cuz everyone's gotta know. So I hope ya can get yer gifts together in record timin' if ya didn'. Iunno why ya wouldn' want the attention 'bout that anyway, 's not like he's turning fifty or somethin'. [... most likely.]

Ya can drop 'em off at 1113 in Dissimulo.♪ Thanks!!

Comments

[video]

[bauhinia]

That's rough. [ ... somehow. ]

[video]

[scimitar]

Right? I'd get through though! I always do!

[video]

[bauhinia]

Yeah, it does kinda seem like it. [ From what he knows and all. ]

[video]

[scimitar]

Hey, thanks!

[video]

[bauhinia]

It's just the truth, right?

[video]

[scimitar]

Yeah! But I thought I'd be polite-ish at least.

[nevermind that he's basically been bragging this whole thread, WHATEVS. just that it's rare he receives compliments at all akljfsg. ESPECIALLY FROM OTHER NATION-ESQUE INDIVIDUALS ??]

[video]

[bauhinia]

That's thoughtful.

[ Hong Kong doesn't mind giving credit where it's due. It's much easier to credit nations with history as powerful empires when they weren't the ones that owned you for over a century. So there's that. Yeah. ]

[video]

[scimitar]

[and the sad part is, he would have loved to have owned you too, hong kong.]

I try sometimes.

[video]

[bauhinia]

[ Who wouldn't? He was a model colony. Plus, he's rich. ]

Yeah, I got the impression you were a pretty thoughtful guy. [ He might... be lying. Yes. ]

[video]

[scimitar]

I prolly could be if I really wanted to...

Like with givin' presents!

[video]

[bauhinia]

Yeah? [ His expression clearly says 'oh, please tell me more, wise and powerful Turkey-sama.'

Only you know. Not. Because he's him. ]

[video]

[scimitar]

[the sentiment remains.]

Yeah! I'll tell ya what I got Sasuke if ya promise to keep it under wraps.

[video]

[bauhinia]

[ It remains. ]

Hey, I'm not gonna blab or anything. [ He zips his lips. ]

[video; filtered]

[scimitar]

Okay...

[wait for it...



...


...

...

...

ok that's enough]

Strawberry wafers.

[video; filtered]

[bauhinia]

[ Waiting, waiting. Patiently waiting.

Still waiting.

Staring quietly across the feed.

Waiting. ]

Seriously?

[video; filtered]

[scimitar]

Yep.

[this, to be more specific.]

[video; filtered]

[bauhinia]

Strawberry wafers.

[ No, he's just gotta. Sit on this a little more. ]

[video; filtered]

[scimitar]

Awesome, right? A whole pack 'a them!

[video; filtered]

[bauhinia]

[ ... ]

Where'd you get something like that?

[video; filtered]

[scimitar]

A lotta careful searchin', time 'n effort!

[video; filtered]

[bauhinia]

I'm sure he'll totally appreciate the effort.

[video; filtered]

[scimitar]

I hope so.

When's yer birthday?

[video; filtered]

[bauhinia]

Mine? July 1st right now.

[video; filtered]

[scimitar]

Oh.


Sorry for missin' it!

[video; filtered]

[bauhinia]

No problem, I didn't think most people'd know.