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[scimitar]

Wowwww, an' here I thought everyone here kinda peaceful! Guess I was wrong, yer true colors are showin'. 'S called "Fortuna's First Great War (AD)"— [...] not the greatest ring to it, but I guess it'll have to do 'til I hear a better one. I've heard worse! So I'll be the neutral party an' swoop in at the last second on the clearly winnin' side. It's a great plan, dunno why more 'a ya nations don' try it more often. An' succeed.

But anyway, I've got somethin' more important, so stop fightin' over stupid shit for like five seconds an' listen up.

IT'S SASUKE'S BIRTHDAY TODAY.

Yep! Sasuke's!! I bet he'll say he wanted it to be a ~secret~, but don' listen to him cuz everyone's gotta know. So I hope ya can get yer gifts together in record timin' if ya didn'. Iunno why ya wouldn' want the attention 'bout that anyway, 's not like he's turning fifty or somethin'. [... most likely.]

Ya can drop 'em off at 1113 in Dissimulo.♪ Thanks!!

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[scimitar]

No ya won't.

[eyeforaneye]

Then you'll enjoy having me tell you what to do?

[scimitar]

If that's what it takes to learn, I don' mind so much!

[eyeforaneye]

[ Well, that's not quite the answer that he expected. ]

I suspect that I will need more patience than you will.

[scimitar]

Hahaha, probably! That's why teachin' kinda sucks!

[eyeforaneye]

... But if it is to resolve a debt, I will do it. I will work just as hard.

[scimitar]

[...]

Okay. Set the times.

[eyeforaneye]

We can meet an hour or two earlier than we already do for it.

[scimitar]

It's a date!!

[HE WILL NEVER WANT TO STOP LEARNING. EVER.]

[eyeforaneye]

[ Turkey, stop being adorably enthusiastic! ]

Right. Don't be late and don't slack off. I will probably give you tasks.

[scimitar]

'Course not~ An' I wouldn' expect anythin' less!

[eyeforaneye]

Don't say "of course" when you like breaks so much. When you do not live forever you want to spend your time more wisely.

[scimitar]

I only like breaks when there's better things to be had, duh!

[eyeforaneye]

When I teach you do not expect them. At that time there is nothing "better to be had"; all there is is the lesson.

[ Are you ready to WORK YOUR BRAIN. ]

[scimitar]

Nooo, not when I'M the one learnin'! Or if there's a worthy challenge to be won!

[HIS BRAIN HAS NEVER BEEN MORE READY.]

[eyeforaneye]

It will be worthy, since many people here speak it. And it will also be a challenge, since I am the teacher. [ Good! Sasuke is already of the opinion that teaching him swear words early on will help them to communicate more effectively. ]

[scimitar]

[perfect.]

Then everythin's good.

[eyeforaneye]

[ ... ]

Your language isn't that widely spoken here, huh? So it is not as useful?

[scimitar]

My language is always useful!

[eyeforaneye]

But not as much as Japanese or English.

[scimitar]

Not here anyway, yeah...

[eyeforaneye]

So it is spoken more widely than the others in your world?

[scimitar]

Well, it's gotta be in the top twenty AT LEAST...

1/2

[eyeforaneye]

...

Twenty?

2/2

[eyeforaneye]

What a messy world...