a number goes here [voice]

[scimitar]

Wowwww, an' here I thought everyone here kinda peaceful! Guess I was wrong, yer true colors are showin'. 'S called "Fortuna's First Great War (AD)"— [...] not the greatest ring to it, but I guess it'll have to do 'til I hear a better one. I've heard worse! So I'll be the neutral party an' swoop in at the last second on the clearly winnin' side. It's a great plan, dunno why more 'a ya nations don' try it more often. An' succeed.

But anyway, I've got somethin' more important, so stop fightin' over stupid shit for like five seconds an' listen up.

IT'S SASUKE'S BIRTHDAY TODAY.

Yep! Sasuke's!! I bet he'll say he wanted it to be a ~secret~, but don' listen to him cuz everyone's gotta know. So I hope ya can get yer gifts together in record timin' if ya didn'. Iunno why ya wouldn' want the attention 'bout that anyway, 's not like he's turning fifty or somethin'. [... most likely.]

Ya can drop 'em off at 1113 in Dissimulo.♪ Thanks!!

Comments

[eyeforaneye]

That is surprising.

[scimitar]

Why...

[eyeforaneye]

You seem like you avoid hassles like that. You did not want to train at first because it took up time but picking one woman to devote yourself to is fine? That is getting into a lot.

1/2

[scimitar]

[can you stop



calling his bluff]

[scimitar]

It's one thing gettin' into 'em, it's another wantin' 'em to stick! Most don' want to have flaky allies, duh.

I'd think humans would be included in that!

[eyeforaneye]

[ Absolutely never, his lack of social ability and tact makes that impossible. ]

Things change when you do not expect it. Humans probably change more quickly. You could commit to a relationship that goes badly very suddenly. Being "flaky" is safer.

[scimitar]

I wouldn' have a friend that's flaky! So there!

[eyeforaneye]

You tried to call me your friend.

[scimitar]

You callin' yerself flaky?

[eyeforaneye]

If someone comes between me and my goal I will destroy them. That is all that it means.

[scimitar]

Then yer still a friend~!

[eyeforaneye]

... You are too insistent.

[scimitar]

It's a good quality!♪

[eyeforaneye]

Sometimes. It does not sound like one when you use that tone like you are singing, though.

[scimitar]

♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♪!!

[eyeforaneye]

Stop it or I will end this conversation.

[scimitar]

♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♪♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♪♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♪♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♪♪♫♪♪♪♫♪♪♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♪♫♪♫♫♪♪♫

[END IT, MOFO.]

[eyeforaneye]

[ Boy, you hum like an angel, Turkey.

CLICK. ]

[scimitar]

[winrar.]