a number goes here [voice]

[scimitar]

Wowwww, an' here I thought everyone here kinda peaceful! Guess I was wrong, yer true colors are showin'. 'S called "Fortuna's First Great War (AD)"— [...] not the greatest ring to it, but I guess it'll have to do 'til I hear a better one. I've heard worse! So I'll be the neutral party an' swoop in at the last second on the clearly winnin' side. It's a great plan, dunno why more 'a ya nations don' try it more often. An' succeed.

But anyway, I've got somethin' more important, so stop fightin' over stupid shit for like five seconds an' listen up.

IT'S SASUKE'S BIRTHDAY TODAY.

Yep! Sasuke's!! I bet he'll say he wanted it to be a ~secret~, but don' listen to him cuz everyone's gotta know. So I hope ya can get yer gifts together in record timin' if ya didn'. Iunno why ya wouldn' want the attention 'bout that anyway, 's not like he's turning fifty or somethin'. [... most likely.]

Ya can drop 'em off at 1113 in Dissimulo.♪ Thanks!!

Comments

[eyeforaneye]

So draw it yourself.

1/2

[scimitar]

Fine, fine!!

[so bossy god!!! goes off to find a pencil and paper, and drawing the map...]

[scimitar]

[BAM. europe drawn to creepy, detailed perfection. even if the map linked isn't.

he circles the rest of europe.]

That!

[eyeforaneye]

[ He would it even more impressive if he knew just how accurate it is. ]

... It doesn't look very large compared to what's around it.

[scimitar]

What? Europe doesn't?

[eyeforaneye]

Hm. Is this the entirety of the world? Or close to it?

[scimitar]

That's like, not even a fifth 'a it.

[eyeforaneye]

[ O h. ]

It's a lot larger than I thought.

[scimitar]

I thought the crazy amount 'a languages was a dead giveaway!

[eyeforaneye]

It's not, they might have developed in a small area.

[scimitar]

that would be a fucking disaster.

[eyeforaneye]

From what I have witnessed from the group of you it does not seem much better.

woops i suddenly switched to text HAHA ignore that....

[scimitar]

... Okay, I'll give ya that.

But it's fun!!

I wasn't going to say anything!

[eyeforaneye]

It is fun to be a disaster?

[scimitar]

No, the ensuin' chaos can be! Sometimes!


[...]




In very, very, very small amounts!

[eyeforaneye]

That just sounds like a damn pain.

[scimitar]

It can be... funny...?

[as long as he's drunk for the entirety of it. honestly.]

[eyeforaneye]

... Is this like laughing at your pain?

[scimitar]

... Like laughin' at others' pain, sure.

[eyeforaneye]

I thought you were against that.

[scimitar]

Err...

I'm jus' tryin' to tell ya, our world ain't that bad!

[eyeforaneye]

It does not sound very good at all.

[scimitar]

Ya'd like it, I promise. I mean, it's so varied, there's bound to be some part 'a it that ya would!

[eyeforaneye]

[ ... ]

Perhaps that part wouldn't be as bad, then.

[scimitar]

Excellent.