a number goes here [voice]

[scimitar]

Wowwww, an' here I thought everyone here kinda peaceful! Guess I was wrong, yer true colors are showin'. 'S called "Fortuna's First Great War (AD)"— [...] not the greatest ring to it, but I guess it'll have to do 'til I hear a better one. I've heard worse! So I'll be the neutral party an' swoop in at the last second on the clearly winnin' side. It's a great plan, dunno why more 'a ya nations don' try it more often. An' succeed.

But anyway, I've got somethin' more important, so stop fightin' over stupid shit for like five seconds an' listen up.

IT'S SASUKE'S BIRTHDAY TODAY.

Yep! Sasuke's!! I bet he'll say he wanted it to be a ~secret~, but don' listen to him cuz everyone's gotta know. So I hope ya can get yer gifts together in record timin' if ya didn'. Iunno why ya wouldn' want the attention 'bout that anyway, 's not like he's turning fifty or somethin'. [... most likely.]

Ya can drop 'em off at 1113 in Dissimulo.♪ Thanks!!

Comments

[voice]

[scimitar]

[cutie...]

Whaddaya mean?

[voice]

[eyeforaneye]

[ no you ]

You said something about kicking my ass.

[voice]

[scimitar]

Oh! Well I dunno.

D'ya like wrestlin'?

[voice]

[eyeforaneye]

'Wrestling'? [ Hmm. Perhaps it is like judo. ] Sure, it's a form of combat.

[voice]

[scimitar]

COOL!!! I'll warn ya, I'm pretty fuckin' awesome at it.

[voice] i... just looked this up

[eyeforaneye]

How many times do I have to tell you that I'm not afraid of you?

[voice] ;) WONK

[scimitar]

Okay, okay! But ya should be in some regards, really!!

Not that I want ya to be or anythin'.

[voice] WHAT IS THIS SPORT

[eyeforaneye]

You want me to find you unintimidating? I merely meant that a challenge is not something I'll back away from.

[voice] OH... .*THAT*.

[scimitar]

Well, ya shouldn' want people to find ya intimidatin', right...?

Good!

[voice] I can't believe this is real

[eyeforaneye]

Why not? Though if I am underestimated I have an advantage.

[voice] i was actually referring to his bazillion olympic medals you know

[scimitar]

Cuz that basically means they're scared 'a ya.

I'm tryin' not to! Ya jus' make it difficult!!

[voice] which he won because he has tons of practice at his oily version

[eyeforaneye]

That is alright. You do not have to dislike someone that you fear.

[voice] LMAOO. sasuke do you want to oil wrestle. ;o) WONK

[scimitar]

How the hell would you know?

[voice] oh my god, he is going to worry for Turkey's sanity even more than he already does

[eyeforaneye]

Experience. I have feared people before. Don't be an idiot.

[voice] is that a yes......

[scimitar]

I know that!! But not disliked 'em for it?

[voice] how could it ever be a no; it's OIL WRESTLING

[eyeforaneye]

[ ... ]

I've feared people close to me. Family.

[voice] :3c good answer

[scimitar]

So what if they're family?

[voice] this can end in either tears or glory

[eyeforaneye]

[ So... what? Did he honestly just say that? ]

Family is everything to me. I could not dislike them. [ Almost entirely true. ]

[voice] it will end in both

[scimitar]

Oh.

[he really doesn't know what else to say to that.]

That's good!

[voice] as it should be

[eyeforaneye]

You have different views. [ This is not a question. ]

[voice]

[scimitar]

A lil' bit.

[voice]

[eyeforaneye]

They wronged you?

[voice]

[scimitar]

I think I jus' expected too much outta 'em.

[voice]

[eyeforaneye]

Disappointments?

Did they leave you behind or fail to be as great as you wanted them to be?

[voice] 1/2

[scimitar]

[w o w sasuke







can we not]