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Wowwww, an' here I thought everyone here kinda peaceful! Guess I was wrong, yer true colors are showin'. 'S called "Fortuna's First Great War (AD)"— [...] not the greatest ring to it, but I guess it'll have to do 'til I hear a better one. I've heard worse! So I'll be the neutral party an' swoop in at the last second on the clearly winnin' side. It's a great plan, dunno why more 'a ya nations don' try it more often. An' succeed.

But anyway, I've got somethin' more important, so stop fightin' over stupid shit for like five seconds an' listen up.

IT'S SASUKE'S BIRTHDAY TODAY.

Yep! Sasuke's!! I bet he'll say he wanted it to be a ~secret~, but don' listen to him cuz everyone's gotta know. So I hope ya can get yer gifts together in record timin' if ya didn'. Iunno why ya wouldn' want the attention 'bout that anyway, 's not like he's turning fifty or somethin'. [... most likely.]

Ya can drop 'em off at 1113 in Dissimulo.♪ Thanks!!

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i think you overestimate how much i really care about knowing absolutely fucking everything about him.
some answers worth a treasure? no way.

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This betting game is going nowhere fast though, man.
I don't have anything. Doubt you'd want lessons in combat either.
All I have is information.

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then nevermind! sorry for leading you on like that.

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I'm so disappointed, I thought you'd be fun!
What was the game at least?
You gotta tell me now, dude.

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and i'd thought you'd have something worth it!
no, you'll find out when we actually play it someday.
think you can live up to that?

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Information is worth its weight in gold, sometimes.
Especially regarding that psychopath. Buuut whatever.

I'M UP FOR ANY CHALLENGE AT ANYTIME.
You're the one stalling.

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i guess we could play one without any stakes.

[text] ekfjenfj ROFL

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[ He's sparkling, but you can't see. He loves games. ]

So what's it all about? Are we gonna fight?

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we can spar.

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Wow, was that the game all along?
You coulda just came out and asked me.
I'd love to spar with you.

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no, but

excellent!!!!!!!!

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FINALLY I CAN LET OFF SOME STEAM.
Don't tell Sasuke about this, man.
That would be cruel.

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why do you want it a secret?

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Because then he won't let me.

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why?

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'Cause he'll think I'm trying to kill you.

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ARE YOU?

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.......................... No?

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WELL OKAY OKAY I'D BEEN PLANNING TO.
But now that you wanna spar, I can't just kill you.
That would be super rude.

And Sasuke told me not to kill anyone.

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[he'd say 'i don't think you could anyway', but he has a feeling suigetsu would just try to rise to that challenge.]

rude indeed!!! and i think he would be a LITTLE BIT upset with you if you did that, yeah!

[here's to assumptions.]

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[ Oh, Turkey. ]

Doubt it.
Probably be like, "Suigetsu, what did I tell you about killing people?"
And then gimme the eyes.

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then that would be terrible for everyone!

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It'd be worse for me, I don't want a stupid lecture.

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[THINKING if suigetsu killed him and took his sword








it'd be a lot worse than that]

haha, probably.

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All I need is a time and a place, by the way. For not-killing.
Maybe you'll learn a thing or two. We should think up a safety word~