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[scimitar]

Wowwww, an' here I thought everyone here kinda peaceful! Guess I was wrong, yer true colors are showin'. 'S called "Fortuna's First Great War (AD)"— [...] not the greatest ring to it, but I guess it'll have to do 'til I hear a better one. I've heard worse! So I'll be the neutral party an' swoop in at the last second on the clearly winnin' side. It's a great plan, dunno why more 'a ya nations don' try it more often. An' succeed.

But anyway, I've got somethin' more important, so stop fightin' over stupid shit for like five seconds an' listen up.

IT'S SASUKE'S BIRTHDAY TODAY.

Yep! Sasuke's!! I bet he'll say he wanted it to be a ~secret~, but don' listen to him cuz everyone's gotta know. So I hope ya can get yer gifts together in record timin' if ya didn'. Iunno why ya wouldn' want the attention 'bout that anyway, 's not like he's turning fifty or somethin'. [... most likely.]

Ya can drop 'em off at 1113 in Dissimulo.♪ Thanks!!

Comments

[abstruse]

I was wondering if someone was going to mention this. --And I hope you're not casually staking out his house to gather up those presents.

[scimitar]

Hell no, I'm no gift-thief! 'Sides, it's a lil' outta my way even if I did wanna steal some kid's presents.

[abstruse]

Only checking! I have to ensure the sanctity of my home, goodwill or gift-theif.

[scimitar]

Ya live with him? D'ya have a party planned already?

[abstruse]

No, the both of us are in Lachesistein at present, and there isn't much room for parties, time-wise. ((Though he plans to celebrate a little anyway.))

[scimitar]

I see!! Celebrate when you get back and DO have time, then!

[abstruse]

I have my doubts a celebration is something he wants.

[scimitar]

Cuz he's lame? Make it somethin' he likes, if that's the case.

[abstruse]

Which would prove to be a greater challenge than you might believe.

[scimitar]

Uhh, make it like kung fu and murderer themed. Or somethin'.

Tomatoes!

[abstruse]

.... The first two are perhaps the absolute worst suggestions you could have offered and in some respects I commend you for your foolish choice.


The third..... might be plausible.

[scimitar]

... Right-o! Yer welcome!

Yeah? I'll even help with the decorations!

[abstruse]

Ah, suddenly assuming you're going to be invited?

[scimitar]

I invited myself.

[see, when you're him you kinda have to get used to doing this.]

[abstruse]

I wonder if Sasuke will respond well to an uninvited guest.



...Not well, I assume.

[scimitar]

He doesn't really respond well to anyone, soooo.♪

It's okay. He'll like it!

[abstruse]

Are you some sort of "acquaintance" of his, then?

[scimitar]

"Acquaintance"... Sure.

[abstruse]

Well, knowing Sasuke, it's a compliment in itself to be considered that much.

[scimitar]

Well, I dunno if he actually considers me that exactly, but close enough!

An' what 'bout you?

[abstruse]

His housemate, at best. ((somewhere in here there is a lie.))

[scimitar]

['at best']

Ohhhh. Ya two must have a pretty good relationship then!

[abstruse]

Define "pretty good".

[scimitar]

...

Ya don' wanna kill each other?

[abstruse]

If that's your definition, yes. We don't want to kill each other.