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Wowwww, an' here I thought everyone here kinda peaceful! Guess I was wrong, yer true colors are showin'. 'S called "Fortuna's First Great War (AD)"— [...] not the greatest ring to it, but I guess it'll have to do 'til I hear a better one. I've heard worse! So I'll be the neutral party an' swoop in at the last second on the clearly winnin' side. It's a great plan, dunno why more 'a ya nations don' try it more often. An' succeed.

But anyway, I've got somethin' more important, so stop fightin' over stupid shit for like five seconds an' listen up.

IT'S SASUKE'S BIRTHDAY TODAY.

Yep! Sasuke's!! I bet he'll say he wanted it to be a ~secret~, but don' listen to him cuz everyone's gotta know. So I hope ya can get yer gifts together in record timin' if ya didn'. Iunno why ya wouldn' want the attention 'bout that anyway, 's not like he's turning fifty or somethin'. [... most likely.]

Ya can drop 'em off at 1113 in Dissimulo.♪ Thanks!!

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really? why?

'Cause it'll be on your mind constantly!

But in all seriousness, it's 'cause I don't like being bored. People don't seem to enjoy it when I seek entertainment!

[this guy is kind of weird!!!!! but at the same time he might be able to relate.
maybe.]

what kind of entertainment do you like?

Oh, it varies~ [ He hums thoughtfully. ] I have a passion for cutting! I'm a swordsman after all. [ He's very proud of this. ]

But a close second... I love messing around with people! Everyone is so easy to torment, kufufufu. It satisfies me to no end.

[oh he sounds like a craycray.]

cutting is fun! but i don't know about tormenting people.

Don't like playing pranks and riling people up? It's the best. That reminds me. Sasuke mentioned something about you. An interesting fact indeed; it looks like you're in possession of a pretty exotic sword. I might love to see it. >;}

i hate pranks, too childish.

sure! it's actually called a kilij, i don't know what kind of sword variety you have in your world.

Too childish? Probably 'cause you're incapable of preforming with finesse, Sadiq. A kilij... we have a wide variety. Katana, chokuto - like the one Sasuke wields, broadswords... I'm interested in all of them. As it turns out, there aren't many in this place. And I want one. Can you see where I'm going with this?

[...]

i can show you. that's all.

[ Oh the things he'll plot to get ahold of that sword. ]

Aw, c'mon, can't I at least touch it?

i typically only let people touch it if i'm stabbing them with it.

but sure. maybe.

Intense! I'm looking forward to it. It better be up to scratch, you know.

i don't plan on stabbing you with anything, no matter how fucking fantastic that sounds to you!

Oh, you caught on!

[ Cackle. ]

why?

If you're easy to mess with, it's just an invitation to do it.

well, it's better than being boring, i guess.
you're going to have to try a little harder, though.

Damn straight! And you know, if you keep talking to Sasuke. I'll never be far away.

[ Somehow that sounds ominous. Like a...

WARNING OF SOME SORT. ]

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But that's neither here nor there!

cool! it's a party.

... You like parties a lot, don't you.

who wouldn't!!

LAME ASS PEOPLE.

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