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Wowwww, an' here I thought everyone here kinda peaceful! Guess I was wrong, yer true colors are showin'. 'S called "Fortuna's First Great War (AD)"— [...] not the greatest ring to it, but I guess it'll have to do 'til I hear a better one. I've heard worse! So I'll be the neutral party an' swoop in at the last second on the clearly winnin' side. It's a great plan, dunno why more 'a ya nations don' try it more often. An' succeed.

But anyway, I've got somethin' more important, so stop fightin' over stupid shit for like five seconds an' listen up.

IT'S SASUKE'S BIRTHDAY TODAY.

Yep! Sasuke's!! I bet he'll say he wanted it to be a ~secret~, but don' listen to him cuz everyone's gotta know. So I hope ya can get yer gifts together in record timin' if ya didn'. Iunno why ya wouldn' want the attention 'bout that anyway, 's not like he's turning fifty or somethin'. [... most likely.]

Ya can drop 'em off at 1113 in Dissimulo.♪ Thanks!!

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I heard "Sasuke". Won't he be pleased someone's talking about him so casually~
Whatcha talking about in that garbled language anyway? Anything I should know?
>:}

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he should be honored!!
and by garbled language you mean english, one of the most commonly spoken languages in the world.

what isn't garbled for you.

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I can tell you how he'll be. He'll go, "This sort of thing..."
And give you the flattest expression ever!!!
That's what you have to look forward to.

Haha whatever, not where I'm from.
Guess you guys call it Japanese.
Who the fuck really knows.

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are you sure.
i left him a pretty fucking awesome present, i don't know how he could look flatly at anything after that honestly.

wow, the one language i don't know!!! [okay there are a few more but DETAILS] you should get sasuke to teach you english.

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Wow I didn't think anyone else knew when his birthday was!
I already got him something way better than you coulda got him.

Maybe YOU should get SASUKE to teach YOU Japanese!
Why do I gotta be the one boring myself to death learning that kind of thing?
>:r

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hahahha not in a million years.

[his present actually kinda sucks but whatevs.]

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[--!!]

THAT IS A GREAT IDEA.

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Hehehe, you'll just have to wait and see then, bitch.

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SASUKE'S NOT GONNA TEACH YOU JAPANESE.

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are you kidding me? of course he will.

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He has far better things to do than teaching you!

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so do i!! but let's just say he owes me.

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How would Sasuke owe you? This sounds a little backwards, you know.

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i already teach him a few things weekly, he can spare some time if he wants to keep learning.

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What're you teaching him?

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how not to be an asshole at least 10% of the time and some fighting techniques!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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GOOD LUCK.

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[ ... why. ]

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[because]

Sasukeee!!

[eyeforaneye]

... Turkey.

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Guess what, I jus' got a genius idea so ya won't be in debt to me so much anymore.♪

[eyeforaneye]

It's bothersome for me, isn't it.

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A lil' bit less than me havin' to train ya, but yeah!

[eyeforaneye]

You really want me to teach you something?

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Ch'yeah!