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Wowwww, an' here I thought everyone here kinda peaceful! Guess I was wrong, yer true colors are showin'. 'S called "Fortuna's First Great War (AD)"— [...] not the greatest ring to it, but I guess it'll have to do 'til I hear a better one. I've heard worse! So I'll be the neutral party an' swoop in at the last second on the clearly winnin' side. It's a great plan, dunno why more 'a ya nations don' try it more often. An' succeed.
But anyway, I've got somethin' more important, so stop fightin' over stupid shit for like five seconds an' listen up.
IT'S SASUKE'S BIRTHDAY TODAY.
Yep! Sasuke's!! I bet he'll say he wanted it to be a ~secret~, but don' listen to him cuz everyone's gotta know. So I hope ya can get yer gifts together in record timin' if ya didn'. Iunno why ya wouldn' want the attention 'bout that anyway, 's not like he's turning fifty or somethin'. [... most likely.]
Ya can drop 'em off at 1113 in Dissimulo.♪ Thanks!!
But anyway, I've got somethin' more important, so stop fightin' over stupid shit for like five seconds an' listen up.
IT'S SASUKE'S BIRTHDAY TODAY.
Yep! Sasuke's!! I bet he'll say he wanted it to be a ~secret~, but don' listen to him cuz everyone's gotta know. So I hope ya can get yer gifts together in record timin' if ya didn'. Iunno why ya wouldn' want the attention 'bout that anyway, 's not like he's turning fifty or somethin'. [... most likely.]
Ya can drop 'em off at 1113 in Dissimulo.♪ Thanks!!
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Nope! Do it yerself. I'll even be nice, give ya directions an' tell ya what he likes so ya can be prepared!
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[ There's a smile until Turkey responds to him the same way he would to a spider and the Frenchman frowns a bit, knitting his brows. He thought Turkey would have been over Sarkozy by now, after all, Hollande was in office! It didn't exactly occur to him that Turkey could be from another time period all together. ]
Alors... I think it is fine. I do not even know who this person is. I juste wished to bid them good tidings!
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there's silence for a moment on his end, before he picks it back up.]
Well! This way you'll be able to meet him in person, so it's even better.
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Even though France was only really friends with Turkey in the first place to use him.]Mais I do not even know what he looks like, or who he is.
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see, he actually bought into that friendship deal. france was the light of hope in a long, lonely tunnel that had europe at the end of it. then everything was terrible.]Short, black hair, asian, really rude. Can't miss him!