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Okay so I think theres something wrong with the doors dont use the doors

just stay out

[ ...That's the entire message.

Jack's normally a more talkative guy, isn't he? Maybe today he just needs some pestering. ]
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Hey everyone, it's Marco. [You know, in case you couldn't tell from him being... Marco :|]

This actually took a little longer than I meant it to, but a couple of my maps got trashed, and then I nearly lost them when we moved and then I had to get the right kind of bottles--

[Wait. None of you needed to know that. Scratch that and ignore.]

Ah that is -- [Dramatic extra pirate-y mode get!] -- ARRR! Listen up me hearties and mateys alike! Around the port o' call: Discedo, there be buried treasures just waiting to be found and dug up! I have 'ere on me six treasure maps, and there be telling what gold lies at 'dem ends of rainbows wherein treasure marrrrks the spot! [He's trying really hard. Pirates in his world don't talk like this, okay? He has to guess what people think pirates sounds like and fill it in from imagination.]

Be ye daring enough to give these clever puzzles an attempt and earn the treasure and stake yer rightful claim to it?

And if not, then this is just a reminder that the Northern Lights is still operating and a lot more fully stocked. Bring me treasure, more drinks, or whatever you can. If nothing else, food can go to other people or the soup kitchen. We also take blood. [Bloody Mary's and all that. Okay no, that's not why, but if you ask he will claim it is.]

Now get hunting! Come get yer treasure maps and team up to split the treasure! Ev'ryone playing must have at least one sturdy nakama with 'im or 'er to ensure their victory!

ooc information on the treasure hunts )
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[personal profile] gochuugoku
[This melody will be heard throughout the network. Listen to the sad, yet beautiful music. When the song ends, it becomes quiet, but only for a moment.]

Do you all truly know who you are? [He's in a rather philosophical mood today.] I mean not your name, but who you are. Do you know your true worth?

[Unseen by the network, he's sitting by the window of his and Stocking's apartment, looking up at the evening sky.]
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[personal profile] song_princess
[The feed starts off to show Leanne giggling and twirling about as she has once more, regained her own body. She goes to speak in Ancient Laguz, still giggling.]

My body! I have my body back! ILYANA! BROTHER! STEVE! MY BODY IS BACK! [SHE IS NO LONGER IN A MAN'S BODY! THAT FACT ALONE IS WELL WORTH CELEBRATION! She blushes a little from embarrassment but then soon a pure white light surrounds her and when the light ebbs away, there stands a human-sized pure white heron. The heron then moves towards the open window and leaps out before the communicator slowly shuts off. Yup! Someone is gonna be flying all over the city as Leanne misses her shifted form. So very very very much.]
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[personal profile] meilihua
[Hopefully by now, most people on Fortuna have somehow received a prettily wrapped package containing four different varieties of home-made mooncake outside their doorstep. Those within Discedo had them hand-delivered; everyone else...hope they made it...]

Hey everyone! I know things have been really crazy recently, but if you have a chance [pause] and are in someplace where it's safe to do it [pause...], you should definitely go outside and take a look up at the moon! If you squint really closely, maybe you'll see Chang'e ( 嫦娥), the moon goddess who lives there, or the Jade Rabbit making medicine!

[A soft, kind of wistful laugh] At least, that's what I would say if we were at home...

Anyway, I hope all my packages made it safely, but even if it's not the same moon, you can definitely still eat the mooncake! There's 4 kinds: lotus-paste, red bean, green tea, and chocolate! Just for variety.

I included egg-yolk in a few of them, but you don't have to eat it if you don't like it.

[Oh wait...] Yeah, and I guess it's China's birthday tomorrow too.

祝你生日快樂,老師! You're still old, by the way!

Oh, and I don't care if you changed to simplified, you're still going to have to get all your greetings in traditional from me! [Yes, Taiwan did just stick her tongue out in the video. How mature.]
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[When the video feed clicks on of it's own accord, Ilyana can be seen in a clearing in the captain's park, staring at a massive plant monster. This staring contest seems to go on for a few minutes until it fires a seed at her, which Ilyana promptly ducks to avoid. That's when Ilyana pulls out a massive book with a lightning bolt on the cover.]


[To those of you who may have heard Leanne speak, this is the ancient tongue that Ilyana is speaking. As if out of nowhere, a massive storm cloud appears and rains lightning down from the heavens. The plant like monster is blasted with enough lightning to burn it to almost nothing but ash.]

I... I can't believe it... it worked? But... how? How did I get my powers back?

[The video feed shuts off at this point.

A few hours later, the device turns on again and Ilyana can be seen sorting through plants.]

If anyone needs potions or the like... I'm going to start making some now that I seem to have my powers back. If anyone has any herbs or other exotic materials they'd be willing to part with, I'm certain something good can come of it. Also... I'll accept payment in the form of food or enormous quantities of raw materials for my potions. I could also use paper, quills, ink, and wood... preferably carved into the form of a staff.

[Ilyana doubles over as if in pain before slumping over to lie on the ground for a few minutes]

But first... does anyone have any food they can spare me? ... Please?

(ooc: Feel free to talk to Ilyana during the first or second parts of the post. For those of you who prefer action posts, Ilyana is in discedo at the Captain's Park.)
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[She had known almost immediately upon waking that everything was not as it had been the night before. For starters, she was no longer the proper gender. If that wasn’t odd enough, closer inspection revealed that the body she now resided in belonged to someone else, someone familiar. If their encounters had been relatively brief.

How fascinating.

When she finally picks up the communicator, residents of Fortuna are greeted with The Doctor, dressed with an oddly feminine touch and a distinctly softer accent.

As much as I appreciate having the opportunity to fully explore the opposite sex, perhaps a bit of warning, next time?

(ooc: Replies will be coming from [personal profile] ineleven.)
[personal profile] stealinghats

[Well that sure isn't Vaati.

"Crocker" is looking extremely grumpy, and also wearing the most flamboyantly pink shirt to ever exist.]

Whoever is responsible for this, you'd best undo it now. I will not be made to live in this... this pathetic human body! I demand retribution!

Goddesses, it's annoying enough that my magic has been sealed, trapping me in his hideous form is just adding insult to injury!
shortestfuse: i think i am subconsciously trying to ruin my own life. ([shock] what... the fuck... are you doin)
[personal profile] shortestfuse

[ The camera flickers on when Shizuo seems to be rolling out of bed.

Half-asleep, he drags his face off of his pillow and grunts as he moves to sit up groggily, reaching up to scratch at his chest and yawn.

It takes him a few moments to realize that he's wading in the sweatpants he had worn to bed, secured dangerously loose around pale hips on do not belong to him. Blinking hard, eyes sensitive to the light, he rubs at them in disbelief and then stares at his hands.

And stares.
] What... [ Annnd stares. ] The... fuck...? [ Startled to high hell, he's picking up the recording communicator and staring into the screen, hoping to catch a glimpse of his reflection. His eyes widen and he nearly drops the thing.

The image shakes and it's obvious he's running, slamming the bathroom door open. And then he drops it when he sees Izaya staring back at him, chest rising and falling as he tries to remember how to breathe properly.



[ About thirty minutes later Shizuo regains some semblance of calm.

Meaning, he hasn't calmed down at all and is currently stomping down the stairwell, tugging firmly on the drawstrings of his sweatpants, ready to give that flea a piece of his mind. Because when something went wrong, when situations got to the point where they were out of control, Izaya was the culprit.

Standing in front of Latimir 404, directly a floor down from his apartment, Shizuo pitches his leg back and goes to kick the door down. His toe meet the base of the door - really all he'd need to do normally was tap it and it'd buckle in - and stops.

Immediately, he drops to take a knee, holding his foot in his hand with a pained sound he hasn't heard himself make in months.

Knock knock, Izaya, your body has returned home.

*Note: The account "flearidden" will be used.
liquidate: they were right when they said we were breathing underwater (141 ❝ooh you set my soul alight)
[personal profile] liquidate
[ The feed turns on abruptly.

Lo and behold, two unlikely people stand in front of the camera, clearly unaware they've just gone live. By the way Suigetsu's standing, it's extremely clear the mind inside doesn't belong to the original body.

Sakura's figure, on the other hand, is pulling a very sassy pose. Hands on her hips, wearing a very uncharacteristic pout.

Okay, that's the plan. Did that sink in or do I need to fucking spell it out for you? It really isn't that hard to understand!

Yeah, I got it, I don't need another lecture from you.

Look, bitch. If this works, I won't have to see your ugly mug ever again. So shut up and concentrate.

[ There's a scoff from Sakura as she turns away and Suigetsu does the same, creating a lengthy distance between them in the apartment. They lean forward, sink low into a running stance. ]


[ They sprint at one another and the eventual impact resounds throughout the room with a loud splash and a deafening THUD. It's obvious that slamming into one another to make their souls jump back into their respective bodies was absolutely retarded.

So now Sakura had been reduced to nothing but a scattered puddle on the floor and Suigetsu is crumpled on the ground holding his large, bruised forehead, having crashed into the opposing wall.


[ Dramatic pause. ]


[ *Note: Suigetsu is pink text and Sakura is blue. The accounts "pinking" and "hydraulic" will be used respectively. ]
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[personal profile] elegantpunk
[Alice is peering at the strange little communicator she woke up with, examining it even as it records. As much as she didn't like being bossed around, much less by a little sign reading "use this", there seemed to be little choice in the matter. Her face is shown much closer than is needed, still figuring out how the communicator works. In fact, only her yellow-green eyes fit onto the screen, scrunched in concentration, with her glasses reflecting some of the light of the device. It's not that she is behind in modern technology or anything, even if there's a new smart phone or whatever out every two weeks, but she'd like to blame how she is still disoriented. Yes.]

Ah, and that does- right. Strange, fiddly little thing- Ahem. Now. Is this someone's idea of a joke? It is not funny. Not at all. Tell me where I am and how to return home, and I'll only have my boss send you a strongly worded letter. Keep this up, and I'll personally kick your arse!

[Her eyes, still close to the screen, scan over the communicator for a moment.]

... Is anyone even getting this message? Am I talking to myself? Oh, this had better not end up on Youtube.

[Just. More glaring at the screen, waiting for something to happen.]
stardustreverie: (ACK)
[personal profile] stardustreverie
[You'd think she'd figure out when to hide the camera portion of this device by now. Marisa can be seen working on something in a clearing of the forest. There are a few orbs of light floating around, illuminating the area so she could see. She hadn't told anyone she'd be leaving the city, and was hoping they would not find out unless this worked. She'd spent long enough on this project and had gotten some sleep again before trying this. She's mumbling to herself and checking a few sheets of paper while she does so, trying to make sure everything was right before she got started.

She's at this for a few minutes before standing up and nodding at the ground. She walks over to the device and puts the papers down. There are runes and numbers on the papers that might look familiar but it's away from the camera too fast to make heads or tails of it. With that she moves back to whatever she was working on and steps carefully towards the center. She stops and concentrates, the outer circle around her glowing a bright white color. It slowly forms a barrier between herself and the outside of the circle. For a moment, nothing can be seen and then it turns translucent enough to somewhat see what she is doing.

She takes a moment to tap the barrier and nods before turning back around and to what she was focused on before. She starts to glow and chant softly, the inner part starting to react. At first there is a blob that glows a purplish blue hue before quickly changing to a deep endless black. It wobbles around a bit, starting to shape into what looks like to be a portal. She slowly stops chanting and watches. After a few minutes she speaks, sounding exhausted but surprised.

It...worked? Really? First try? Well that's a sho-


[Well...Whatever she was doing, that didn't work. Those papers she placed down and her hat go flying past the camera. Marisa flew backwards into the protective barrier hard. She slid down it and sat there for a moment, her face was hidden by black soot. She grimaces as she slowly stands up and dispels the protection ring. As she walks closer to the middle, there is a secondary explosion, sending her flying again. This time there is a cry of pain and a thud heard in the midst of the explosion before everything settles down. The video had been knocked askew as well. All that can be seen is the trees and grass scorched from both explosions.

There is pure silence. No sound of the witch speaking or moving, no monsters showing up. Just...Nothing. Not even the orbs of light going out. The video times out and shuts off. What just happened here...? What was she doing and by herself? You would think she would have figured out that this place does not like to be messed with.

((OOC- Marisa is out cold after that last explosion so she will not respond to her comm at all. Those orbs will stay functional for about a half an hour and then will go out, making it a bit easier to find her.))
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[personal profile] itsfondue
[If you're around Discedo, you might notice one very patriotic looking soldier running down the street at a rather fast speed. Well, fast for a human that is. He doesn't look like he'll stop anytime soon, so forgive his rudeness if he runs by without saying hi.

Anyway, everything seems to be working out for him. He even jumps a few times, crossing a rather large distance with each jump. Feeling a little more confident that his abilities have returned, Steve starts to run a little faster. However, this all ends when he sharply turns the corner. He begins to lose his balance and stumbles along the road before crashing through the front window of a convenience store.

Hopefully you weren't picking anything up there.]

Ow... [He sits up and looks around, feeling guilty about ruining another store. Perhaps he should have waited longer...]

[ooc: Steve recently had his chip removed and started to practice in the streets. However, because he is the most graceful super soldier that ever lived, he just ruined one of the windows.

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[personal profile] song_princess
[The communicator flickers on to show a little little standing in the midst of a small group of saplings, letting out chirps and whistles. A pair of fluffy-looking white wings adorn her back, folding as much she could against her back. She blinks at the communicator before drawing it close to sniff at it. What? Just what was this strange thing? She goes to poke the screen with a finger but with no success at figuring out just what it was. Finally though, the little girl speaks but not in English or any other familiar language, nope what she speaks is Ancient Laguz.]

I think that I might be lost? Has anyone seen my mommy or daddy? My brothers and where is my forest?... My mommy, where is my mommy? I want my momma.

[ooc; final post for a while! This is Leanne's chip removal post! Permissions post is here! Please fill out whenever you want. Have fun dealing with a BB!Heron for a week!]
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[personal profile] autofairy
[Aradia is sitting in Karkat's apartment, as cheerful as can be, wearing a colourful blue and purple polkadotted party hat ontop of her hood. You can tell it's Karkat's apartment because he's sitting behind her, bawling into his hands. His party hat is periwinkle and covered in an obscene amount of glitter, which is starting to collect around his head and shoulders as he weeps openly.

Clive is also there, his upper half sticking out from under the couch, a fashionable blue and red swirled party hat placed over his face. He doesn't appear to be moving at all.]

Hi! I'm Aradia, I just arrived here today, and it's very nice to meet you all! Karkat already gave me the basics of this place, about the city and the scientists and the chips, and about who else from the game is here—hi guys!—but I'm sure there are things he forgot, so if there's anything really important I should know I'd appreciate hearing it. I'd also love to meet everyone, so you're all invited to my corpse party!

[gesturing at Clive's unconscious body]

It's at... [pauses thoughtfully, then turns around to look at Karkat] Hey, where is this hivestem again?

[Karkat: still too busy crying to answer.]

Oh. Well, it's not a very tall hivestem, and it's next to the water! But I can go check outside if that's not specific enough.

Anyway, everyone is welcome and I have lots of hats!


Sep. 6th, 2012 07:17 pm
crackpotcrocker: (Live action I DARE YOU)
[personal profile] crackpotcrocker
[The room is colored of red and purple, on the walls are filled with blueprints. There are scientific models decorating the room, as well as plushies and random crab images on the walls.

You can see a close of Denzel, laying on his stomach it would appear and stuffing his nose into a purple pillow, if you listen, you can hear the loud whiffing he's making into the pillow. Pausing, Denzel raises his head enough to see his entire face and slowly licks his overbite and crook teeth with his tongue.]

Edit[Open Action] [Anyone passing around in Discedo may have a man fall on them..]

(Have a sex addict >.> Action open for Washu)


Sep. 6th, 2012 06:30 am
justicereigns: (sunglasses -- let's do this)
[personal profile] justicereigns
Have you ever woken up with a craving for everything, ever? [No, but seriously. The courthouse has been taken over. Boxes of cigars, the most unhealthy food he could get out of the shops possible, a single bottle of booze (it's hard when you've got a pirate emperor's son hoarding it all) and apparently.... smooth rocks? Go on and hazard a guess what that's about. But seriously, if there's a minor vice, it seems he's been addicted.]

Nothing is making this headache go away.

I'd take pills, but at this point I'd probably get addicted to them too. God damn it. Anyone got a solution? Or something?

And Washu, that motorcycle ride will come... whenever this headache goes away. Damn.

[ooc: Right I got sick with bad timing (always) so this is pretty late. Smoker's chip event is still in effect, anyone else can have their characters addicted to and/or craving anything you feel like! Sorry it's late! It runs through the 7th though if you still want to get a post in!]
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[personal profile] playwitchu
[The familiar sound of a BUZZZAP! can be heard along with a yelp. A figure picks up the comm before tossing it across the room. A better look of the figure shows a pale female, between the ages 10-12, with some strange features. Light green eyes with red markings around her eyes and arms. Her hair is also in a strange style but is pure white with more red markings and tuffs in it that could be.... Ears? And there is a small fluffy tail behind her as well and she moves back to the comm and picks it up.]

What is this and where am I?

[A brief pause.]

What is my name?
tapdancinskelly: (Tears)
[personal profile] tapdancinskelly
Why?! Why oh why?!

[Brooke can be seen on screen trying to blow into a harmonica... but.]

Oh the tragedy... the TRAGEDY!! Yohohoho! I cannot play the blues about not having any lips, if I cannot play the harmonica to go with it. And I can't play the Harmonica without lips! Oh the ironic tragedy!

[He's laughing so hard, but also crying buckets.]

I guess I'm finally paying my dues,
Because I got the no lips blues!

I tried to play a harmonica,
Cause it sounds awful sweet,
But I cannot play without lips,
And that isn't very neat.

I don't have a saxaphone,
And guitar just won't quite work,
And complaining I don't have lips,
Just makes me sound like a big jerk!

Oh, I don't want to whine,
Complain, Refute, or Shout,
But without any lips,
I should just get the heck out,

Yeah I can only lose,
For singing this kinda blues,
Cause baby, baby, baby!
I got the... nooooooooooo lips blues!

[And with the end of his song, Brooke crashes his head into his desk.]

(OOC: So Brooke is addicted to the blues for Smoker's chip event. So roughly half his tags will be sung in the blues.)


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