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[justicereigns]

Have you ever woken up with a craving for everything, ever? [No, but seriously. The courthouse has been taken over. Boxes of cigars, the most unhealthy food he could get out of the shops possible, a single bottle of booze (it's hard when you've got a pirate emperor's son hoarding it all) and apparently.... smooth rocks? Go on and hazard a guess what that's about. But seriously, if there's a minor vice, it seems he's been addicted.]

Nothing is making this headache go away.

I'd take pills, but at this point I'd probably get addicted to them too. God damn it. Anyone got a solution? Or something?

And Washu, that motorcycle ride will come... whenever this headache goes away. Damn.

[ooc: Right I got sick with bad timing (always) so this is pretty late. Smoker's chip event is still in effect, anyone else can have their characters addicted to and/or craving anything you feel like! Sorry it's late! It runs through the 7th though if you still want to get a post in!]

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[bauhinia]

Well, like, not everything ever, but yeah. [ He might've woken up craving something or another a little while back. ]

[justicereigns]

Anything specific then?

[bauhinia]

Maybe. [ Dodgy McDodgerson. ]

[justicereigns]

Food?

[Oh good, Smoker will have fun, he's Mr. Investigation man.]

[bauhinia]

...

Maybe.

[ Go for it, solve the mystery of Hong Kong's mysterious addiction. ]

[justicereigns]

Any specific kind or just all food?

[Smoker is a whiz at 20 questions, oh man.]

[bauhinia]

Might be a specific kind. [ "Maybe." ]

[justicereigns]

Sweets?

[bauhinia]

Not exactly.

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[ilyana]

Ugh... please don't even remind me.

[She's so hungry she could eat a whale.]

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[justicereigns]

You too, huh?

[crabbygenius]

...I think I can blame you for my current headache then.

[Washu is not happy and there seems to be a very large mug of coffee next to her. Guess who has a caffeine addiction. ]

[justicereigns]

I'd say sorry, but you did the chip removal.

What's your craving then?

[crabbygenius]

...Don't remind me. You didn't mention anything about addictions.

[In response she raises her mug.]

Caffeine. I can't get enough to the stuff and the headache is worse than any hangover.

[justicereigns]

My devil fruit has nothing to do with addictions. [How dare you. He's not addicted! Honestly. Ignore all the bottles and everything else here. And that he's worried about being addicted to pills too at this point. Shhhh....]

Hn. Same here on the caffeine though. It's driving me crazy.

[crabbygenius]

...

[Yeah don't start.]

I can share if you want. I had to make a stronger coffee to cope.

[justicereigns]

I would seriously appreciate that.

[He will love you forever and ever, and be too tsundere to say.] Right now I could even go for a pot of G2's infamous "coffee" from years ago. And that stuff was too bad to be in the same sentence as real coffee.

[crabbygenius]

[She chuckles at that. Well if he wanted some she would be appearing near him in a few minutes with a large coffee pot in tow and two mugs.]

Then here. Trust me it has quite the kick.

[Considering she manipulated the molecules in the coffee itself to pack triple the amount of caffeine in one cup...]

[justicereigns]

[Takes one and drinking -- oh hell yes, that is pure goodness right there.]

Thanks. So is all this really my fault?

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[france]

I can think of a few aaa... natural cures for headaches.

[ oh god just pretend he's not here you are so much better off ]

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[justicereigns]

[He... he can't tell he's being hit on yet. Seriously. Little bit oblivious here.]

Yeah? Like what?

[He asks, genuinely curious. Step it up France and he might even catch on. Maybe.]

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[france]

[ that is no problem, gives him some time to talk before the death threats ]

Tu sais, things to relax your muscles, to get the blood flowing...

[ Waggling his eyebrows. C'mon, alle! ]

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[justicereigns]

What, like sparring?

[France you have no idea how oblivious he is. No idea.]

[At least he looks interested :|]

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[france]

Aaaa, it can become sparring, but it is usually more... pleasant, mon ami.

[ NOPE but oblivious is just a synonym for easy target.

and well, france has no intention of stopping until he has his ass handed to him. if he has his ass handed to him. ]

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[justicereigns]

Pleasant how, what have you got in mind?

[Oh just spell it out for him. He's addicted to everything right now anyway so...]