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[scimitar]

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Woahhh, yeah, lotta people here! But there are way more important things to talk 'bout, right? Since everyone an' their dogs have covered that topic. Like dreams! 'A the vivid variety.♫ 'Cept if yer talkin' 'bout it in the borin' philisophical way, in that it means absolutely fuckin' nothin' to ya! [that's a jab at you, greece. obviously.] But I had a dream I was a cat, an' a lotta you were in it! 'S my firs' one where any I've met here were in it, so I guess that would it slightly more important than usual.

That was a while ago, but I've been kinda busy since, so!♪

I've also felt different since then! Better, I guess. More... homely. Hahaha! Speakin' 'a nationhood, I'm surprised the lotta you are gettin' so... cozy here. Not that that's a bad thing; maybe it's jus' that yer gettin' a lil' too used to bein' human, heheh.

[filtered to america]

Ya up for tryin' out this hookah I found sometime?

( video/action ) the latest 4th wall post ever

[starspangledhero]

Major deja vu goin' on. Big ol' influx of people outta nowhere? That sure isn't suspicious.

[ America looks like he's pondering very seriously for a few seconds--like he's trying to remember a dream, but only grasping at faint shadows--but quickly breaks out into a grin. Whatever he was thinking about, it either wasn't important enough to occupy his attention or he's doing a very good job of multitasking. ]

Welp, best get y'all situated huh!

[ He holds up his right hand--scratch that, the fucking chainsaw attached to the stump where his hand should be--and waves. ]

Before I launch into the longest and most unbelievable explanation any of you are gonna have to believe, I gotta ask: if any of you see my hand running around here, let me know. That sucker's devious. But don't worry! It hasn't strangled anyone or touched anyone weird as far as I know!

[ And if you don't run into America himself... well, you're certainly free to run into Thing his severed hand.

Welcome to Hetalia nothing is sense and everything is fuckery. ]

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[yourgoddamnit]

-- CURRENT carcinoGeneticist [CCG] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board I AM LITERALLY WASTING MINUTES OF MY LIFE TYPING OUT THIS BULLSHIT --

LET ME TELL YOU A TALE, DISCEDO, AND ALL THE UNFORTUNATE SOULS WHO WERE JUST TRANSPORTED HERE.
I PROMISE TO KEEP IT BRIEF.
LONG AGO I FOUGHT A BATTLE AGAINST A MIGHTY DEMON.
THE DARK DEPTHS OF HELL NAMED IT, ACCORDING TO THE WINCHESTER DUO, "OPOSSUM."
IT HAD TASTED MY BLOOD AND I HAD LIKEWISE TRIED TO BITE ITS FACE OFF
BUT BOTH OF US FAILED TO DESTROY THE OTHER.
WE WERE LOCKED IN A WALTZ OF HATE, AND DEATH WAS WAITING ON THE SIDELINES TO CUT IN.
WHEN I RETURNED TO MY OWN UNIVERSE AND WAS SUBSEQUENTLY SENT BACK HERE, I HAD HOPES THAT THE DEMON HAD PERISHED IN MY ABSENCE.
WITHOUT A PROPER SUPPLY OF SANDWICHES TO ROB AND TROLL SOULS TO WHITTLE AWAY IT SURELY COULD NOT SUSTAIN ITSELF.
OR SO I THOUGHT.
TODAY I REALIZED, TO MY HORROR, THE TRUE FATE OF THE MONSTROSITY:



IT HAS MULTIPLIED.

ITS OFFSPRING ARE CURRENTLY BEING HELD CAPTIVE.
POSSUM DEMON, IF YOU ARE READING THIS, I HAVE A MESSAGE FOR YOU.
LET US SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL.

FACE ME OR I WILL FEED YOUR CHILDREN TO TEREZI.

BELIEVE ME I'M PRETTY SURE IF I SMOTHER THEM IN VARIOUS SAUCES SHE WILL SWALLOW THEM WHOLE.

[Video]

[ochitashinigami]

Um, I... don't really get out much here, okay? I know that. I stick to my own, because honestly? I hate this place.

But, it's been brought to my attention that a bunch of new people arrived.

I'm... looking for someone. Has anyone seen a young man, dressed sort of like me, looks like he'd be from the same place. Only, he's smaller than me with a slight build and a kind face. His name is Alan Humphries.

Please, if someone finds him, or if you see this, Alan, please let me know.

I realize I'm grasping at straws, I just want to know.

??? Whisper [Voice/Action to Discedo] *Open to 4th Wall*

[makesfearstrue]

[After the event of turning into a child, Enil had decided to lay low for a little bit. But she's running around the city looking for something and instead of assuming someone she might know having taken the item, she asks the network:]

Has anyone seen a motorcycle within Discedo which is not broken?

First Flutter (Video)

[resurrection_butterfly]

Hello?

[There is an extreme close up of a young woman with pink hair and rose coloured eyes. She doesn't seem to really have a grasp on how to use the communicator.]

There was a sign that said "use this" but then it didn't have any instructions. That's not very nice, is it? It was hard to figure out how to turn it on.

[Her expression shifts a bit from one that had seemed in a generally good mood to one that was unsure if the device was really on or not. How did you tell? But after a few moments of turning the communicator around and over she offers a smile again.]

But... perhaps it's a bit like the things Yukari brings back with her at times. Something to simply figure out as you go!

[She makes a small light chuckle and tilts her head as she pulls the device away.]

But still... it's a little lonely being all on my own. I do hope there is someone else who will reply to this. You see... I'm a bit confused. This is a strange place and some strange things are happening....

[She looks off to the side and her concentration seems to wander for a moment.]

Maybe this is just a peculiar dream... maybe I read a fantasy story before going to bed....

[It takes a few moments for her to turn her attention back towards the camera]

But if it isn't, I would very much like to meet some people. Well, even if it is I wouldn't mind meeting someone. Sometimes the people you meet in dreams can offer important advice.