dreamgranter[There is a witch sprawled out on her couch, wearing what appears to be a dragon-themed outfit of some sort and looking more than a little depressed.]
What kind of New Year is this? No firecrackers, not a single red scroll and absolutely no feast at all. And you didn't even bother to clean the house, either! Have you not learned anything?
[Here, have a very dramatic sigh.] Bad children. Very bad children. Don't come crying to me if the Nian tries to gobble you up whole!