[video] Phoenix Street Theater brought to you by the letter B

[fierybluebird]

I found Bread a better suitor because Jack doesn't deserve bread's affections. [For those who don't remember a certain post from the virus event, it is linked.]

It took a lot of hard searching and digging around since I'm sure he's very hard to replace. [Right. Okay then.]

But finally I have succeeded! [And Marco pulls back to reveal a loaf of bread and a stick of butter.] BEHOLD! A match made in heaven.

[So then using a butter knife he just puts butter all over that bread. Why not. And then he starts singing the wedding march. Afraid yet? You should be.]

Aren't they cute together?

[And then as he basks in the glow of a perfect romantic match; he opens his mouth up and eats them.] And now they'll be together forever.

[Once again... this little video brought to you because phoenix pirates get bored. Don't throw tomatoes though; he'd eat those too.]

Comments

[playwitchu]

You are wierder then Auntie!

(But she couldn't help but to giggle.)

[fierybluebird]

"Auntie?"

[playwitchu]

Yep! Auntie! She was really weird but also really cool and fun! Always tried to make me into a proper lady though... And she was really scary at times too!

[fierybluebird]

Someone here?

[playwitchu]

.... Used to be here.... She... The scientists took her away and she was sent home....

[fierybluebird]

Oh damn. Sorry kiddo.

[playwitchu]

Its okay.... She is probably happier where she is now.

[fierybluebird]

You think so?

[playwitchu]

Yeah, she didn't seem too happy here. Then again, she also didn't like a lot of people.

[fierybluebird]

Uh... was your Aunt Grell by any chance?

[playwitchu]

How did you know, Marco?!?

[fierybluebird]

She had me work as her maid at one point.

1/?

[playwitchu]

......

2/?

[playwitchu]

(Maid? Auntie?)

2/4

[playwitchu]

(The image of Marco dressed as a maid causes her to giggle before...)

[playwitchu]

(Okay she is hugging herself, laughing quite a bit.)

Aunite Grell is even more funny!

[fierybluebird]

[Grins and arches an eyebrow.] Oh I'm sure I can outdo her in humor.

[playwitchu]

And how do you plan to do that, Marco?

[fierybluebird]

You'll see as it comes, eh.

[playwitchu]

[She goes to giggle as her hair slowly becomes longer, curly and black and her eyes losing all of their color.]

I expect something really good then. It's going to be hard to beat Auntie. [Totally not bias at all.]

[fierybluebird]

[Blinks at the transformation, but doesn't comment.]

Oh, don't worry, I'm pretty awesome, eh.

[playwitchu]

[She tilts her at his blinking as she does slowly get older looking until she looks around Luffy's age.]

We will have to see about that~ You are pretty cool for being able to turn into that bird.

[fierybluebird]

A phoenix, love. Special kind of bird, eh.

[playwitchu]

Is that what you turn into is called? You are such a cute pretty bird.

[Okay, that was not her voice just now. She blinks and reaches up to touch her throat.]

What is going on?

[fierybluebird]

There's more to it than looks. [Although Marco knows it's fabulous~ :3]

Ah... you're changing into someone?