[video] Phoenix Street Theater brought to you by the letter B

[fierybluebird]

I found Bread a better suitor because Jack doesn't deserve bread's affections. [For those who don't remember a certain post from the virus event, it is linked.]

It took a lot of hard searching and digging around since I'm sure he's very hard to replace. [Right. Okay then.]

But finally I have succeeded! [And Marco pulls back to reveal a loaf of bread and a stick of butter.] BEHOLD! A match made in heaven.

[So then using a butter knife he just puts butter all over that bread. Why not. And then he starts singing the wedding march. Afraid yet? You should be.]

Aren't they cute together?

[And then as he basks in the glow of a perfect romantic match; he opens his mouth up and eats them.] And now they'll be together forever.

[Once again... this little video brought to you because phoenix pirates get bored. Don't throw tomatoes though; he'd eat those too.]

Comments

[fierybluebird]

The first one is better. Since a bell wouldn't be loud enough.

[playwitchu]

Not even a cow bell? (She goes to let out a giggle before pouting a little.)

I don't see anything like that in this pile. Unless you found something?

[fierybluebird]

[Spreads his hands (which are full of notebooks and pens).]

Sorry, I'm from a world that mostly uses animals for technology. We have den mushi and seagulls to deliver messages, things like that. Tone dials to record songs... the idea of something purely mechanical is still weird to me.

[playwitchu]

(She blinks before letting out another giggle.)

It looks like you already catching yourself quite a few things. I guess that I will be the one to keep a lookout.

[fierybluebird]

Sorry, thanks. Have you found other electronic things here before?

Should Grell ever come back, she is probably not gonna be happy about Sai and Marco's friendship.

[playwitchu]

[She blinks.] What are you sorry for? [She goes to sway her own phoenix tail back and forth.]

This... Is really my first time exploring this place. I.... Just know where some stuff is located..... It's hard to explain.

pffft maybe

[fierybluebird]

That I can't do more to help.

Oh?

lol

[playwitchu]

You are being a good light are you not? Plus, if you want to help then try and find a bell to put around his neck.

Yeah....

[fierybluebird]

Eh, I'm not going to put an actual bell on him, eh.

[playwitchu]

[Okay, she is gonna go and start working on another pile, leaps onto a meathook before landing on a platform above them.]

Eh? Not even for a week? Can't you see him running about with a big cowbell hanging off of his neck?

[fierybluebird]

[Laughs at the mental image.] Maybe just a bit.

Oi oi, be careful up there, eh?

[playwitchu]

I wonder if he would do it if we make it into a dare? [She couldn't help but to giggle at that image.]

Ara? I will be! Besides what can happen up here anywho?

[fierybluebird]

He would. Luffy doesn't get embarrassed about clothes.

Slipping, falling, I get the impression that a single cut in this place would result in death. It's hardly sanitary in here.

[playwitchu]

[She couldn't help but to laugh even more.] Then all the more to see him wearing one then.

And you be careful down there as well. I don't know what is all down there. [She is learning as she goes! She just knows that the back wall corner is special to her.]

Besides nothing in here can hurt me.

[fierybluebird]

I guess if that's what you've got in mind.

I regenerate. [Follows along to be a light.] Why can't it hurt you?

[playwitchu]

It will be payback for him disappearing all the time and then not letting me know when he was back.

.... [Nope, she doesn't really feel like explaining it so she just leans down to pick up a blood stained dagger off of the floor and shows it to him.] Because of this.

[She stabs herself in the chest first before slicing upwards, dropping the dagger on the ground. She stumbles a little but no sign of injury can be seen as her body goes to stitch itself together again.]

[fierybluebird]

I don't think he could control that, eh?

[And his eyes go extremely wide in alarm. And then just hesitant.] Eh.... I don't think I understand. Same thing that lets you copy people???

[playwitchu]

He still could have let me know.

No... It's different then that. My cells always seem to be able to completely heal themselves no matter how bad the damage caused to them. I do not know how to explain but it is a different power then my shape-shifting.

[fierybluebird]

I don't think he remembered to let anyone know.

You have more than one power?

[playwitchu]

That is why I have to get him back.

Yes....I don't know why either. [Okay, not making eye contact with him at all.]

[fierybluebird]

Well, I guess a bell would work.

No? Ah, you don't have to tell me, eh. Powers are personal stuff.

[playwitchu]

The bigger the better.

[She blinks and looks at him before smiling a little bit.] .... Just don't want you to think of me as sometype of monster.

[fierybluebird]

Good luck, eh?

[Soft glance.] You're telling that to a phoenix. I am a monster. One of the greatest friends I ever had, and best allies; he was 300 feet tall and known to the world as just a monster because he was three times the size of giants. People who think things like that? I don't care about them. If someone is going to hate me for my crew, devil fruit, or anything, that just means I don't need to spend time worrying about what an ant believes.

[playwitchu]

I will do this! Just watch!... Though it is not ladylike is it? I wonder if Auntie would approve of me being like this or not.

[She blinks and just goes to rubs at her eyes briefly.] I think I have you beat when it comes to being a monster.... And what was this 300 foot tall man like?