[video] Phoenix Street Theater brought to you by the letter B

[fierybluebird]

I found Bread a better suitor because Jack doesn't deserve bread's affections. [For those who don't remember a certain post from the virus event, it is linked.]

It took a lot of hard searching and digging around since I'm sure he's very hard to replace. [Right. Okay then.]

But finally I have succeeded! [And Marco pulls back to reveal a loaf of bread and a stick of butter.] BEHOLD! A match made in heaven.

[So then using a butter knife he just puts butter all over that bread. Why not. And then he starts singing the wedding march. Afraid yet? You should be.]

Aren't they cute together?

[And then as he basks in the glow of a perfect romantic match; he opens his mouth up and eats them.] And now they'll be together forever.

[Once again... this little video brought to you because phoenix pirates get bored. Don't throw tomatoes though; he'd eat those too.]

Comments

[fierybluebird]

I don't think he could control that, eh?

[And his eyes go extremely wide in alarm. And then just hesitant.] Eh.... I don't think I understand. Same thing that lets you copy people???

[playwitchu]

He still could have let me know.

No... It's different then that. My cells always seem to be able to completely heal themselves no matter how bad the damage caused to them. I do not know how to explain but it is a different power then my shape-shifting.

[fierybluebird]

I don't think he remembered to let anyone know.

You have more than one power?

[playwitchu]

That is why I have to get him back.

Yes....I don't know why either. [Okay, not making eye contact with him at all.]

[fierybluebird]

Well, I guess a bell would work.

No? Ah, you don't have to tell me, eh. Powers are personal stuff.

[playwitchu]

The bigger the better.

[She blinks and looks at him before smiling a little bit.] .... Just don't want you to think of me as sometype of monster.

[fierybluebird]

Good luck, eh?

[Soft glance.] You're telling that to a phoenix. I am a monster. One of the greatest friends I ever had, and best allies; he was 300 feet tall and known to the world as just a monster because he was three times the size of giants. People who think things like that? I don't care about them. If someone is going to hate me for my crew, devil fruit, or anything, that just means I don't need to spend time worrying about what an ant believes.

[playwitchu]

I will do this! Just watch!... Though it is not ladylike is it? I wonder if Auntie would approve of me being like this or not.

[She blinks and just goes to rubs at her eyes briefly.] I think I have you beat when it comes to being a monster.... And what was this 300 foot tall man like?