[video] Phoenix Street Theater brought to you by the letter B

[fierybluebird]

I found Bread a better suitor because Jack doesn't deserve bread's affections. [For those who don't remember a certain post from the virus event, it is linked.]

It took a lot of hard searching and digging around since I'm sure he's very hard to replace. [Right. Okay then.]

But finally I have succeeded! [And Marco pulls back to reveal a loaf of bread and a stick of butter.] BEHOLD! A match made in heaven.

[So then using a butter knife he just puts butter all over that bread. Why not. And then he starts singing the wedding march. Afraid yet? You should be.]

Aren't they cute together?

[And then as he basks in the glow of a perfect romantic match; he opens his mouth up and eats them.] And now they'll be together forever.

[Once again... this little video brought to you because phoenix pirates get bored. Don't throw tomatoes though; he'd eat those too.]

Comments

[playwitchu]

I need to fix that about him... [She honestly thought that he was smart and it broke her vision of him when she found out that he wasn't.]

Yes, it is a good thing. Plus with you he will never have to worry about being cold.

[fierybluebird]

Luffy doesn't need fixing.

Aye, that's my plan with Japan. Though he still loves his kotatsu table anyway.

[playwitchu]

At least fix his disappearing habits.

Then you just have an extra challenge!

(And yes this next bit is out of the blue.)

Can I see you as a phoenix again? (Cause fire birds are cool.)

[fierybluebird]

All right, that I can agree with.

No worries, Japan is plenty entertaining in the challenges department.

Oh... Ah... I suppose... why? [Not that he is immediately switching over though, since moulting, everywhere.]

[playwitchu]

We should him a bell to wear.

I am glad that you won't be bored then.

Because....... It looks pretty?

[fierybluebird]

[Laughs.] Yeah maybe.

Around Japan? Impossible.

I'm probably not so pretty right now.

[playwitchu]

[Giggles as well.] Put a little cat bell around his neck.

I am glad.... I still feel bad for him not enjoying our prank.

Can I still see it, pretty please? [Warning: Still has a mind of a child despite the body. So be prepares for any cries of cute.]

[fierybluebird]

I'll leave that to you. I did want to find a way to attach a tracking device to his comm at least.

I think he just didn't get the funny part of it.

[Switches into a phoenix, but it's definitely a bit less prettier like he said.]

[playwitchu]

You can count on me!

That could be it.... He should lighten up a little.

[She blinks at the sight of the phoenix. She just goes to stare and stare before going to let out a rather loud squeal.]

Where are you?! [Cause now, she wants to hug the moulting phoenix.

[fierybluebird]

[He has to switch back to talk, so he does.] You have a tracking device??

Eh, he's fine the way he is too.

Wandering around, why?

[playwitchu]

I can probably find one easily.... I know of a warehouse filled with stuff.

If you say so.

[Okay, so gonna try and find him.] Secret! [Cause she knows that he would object to it.]

I can show you the warehouse. [And that is all she will say before first shifting into Marco again and then the phoenix....... A phoenix puffball that is yes, moulting as well.]

[fierybluebird]

Yeah??

Oh hey! You can copy my phoenix form too, eh?

[playwitchu]

Yeah!

[And she will just to let out some chrips before shaking herself a little as flames and feathers shed off of her. Before attempting to shift back to her normal self... This... Is not good as it seems like she is stuck and instead of being blue, she is now red. And still moulting.]

[fierybluebird]

Oh shit... are you all right?

[playwitchu]

[And in Phoenix-ese.]

I think that I am stuck. Why is my body stuck like this?!

[She just goes to stamp her feet a few times, looking more and more like a puffball phoenix then a normal one.]

... I am stuck like this, Marco.

[fierybluebird]

I was getting stuck earlier too. Don't panic, just stay calm and you should be able to switch back soon. You have to be more careful about switching into things, eh? They could have unexpected consequences.

[playwitchu]

[She goes to shake herself off a little, feathers, sparkles and flames fall off of her. Okay, listening to Marco's words and the shock of not having her powers work right eventually wears off and she does calm down. Another quick shake and she goes to let out a few chrips.]

But that wouldn't be any fun then, don't you think?

[Spreading her wings to give them a few test flaps. Hrm... She quickly is getting the idea of trying to see if she can fly or not like this.]

So this is what being a phoenix is like... [Changing back for the moment has left her mind.]

[fierybluebird]

Yeah I guess so. I had no idea you could be another species too, eh?

[playwitchu]

[Swishes her tail back and forth behind her.]

As long as I see something once, I can change into it.

[Okay, not gonna bother with flying quite yet as she just starts walking now.]

[fierybluebird]

Always?

[playwitchu]

Yes.

[fierybluebird]

All right, make sure you avoid swimming and seastone, eh? You'll drown.

[playwitchu]

.... What do you mean by that?

[fierybluebird]

Being a phoenix comes with a curse. I can't swim. And seastone is a marine metal, it's probably not a worry here.

[playwitchu]

[And here she stops walking and tilts her head.]

That kinda sucks. [Note to self, never take on this form again. She continues to walk to the ports, tucking the wings to herself. Though hrm.... She shakes herself a little bit and let out some more chirps before a human voice comes out of the phoenix.]

Don't you miss swimming? What are the marines?