[video] Phoenix Street Theater brought to you by the letter B

[fierybluebird]

I found Bread a better suitor because Jack doesn't deserve bread's affections. [For those who don't remember a certain post from the virus event, it is linked.]

It took a lot of hard searching and digging around since I'm sure he's very hard to replace. [Right. Okay then.]

But finally I have succeeded! [And Marco pulls back to reveal a loaf of bread and a stick of butter.] BEHOLD! A match made in heaven.

[So then using a butter knife he just puts butter all over that bread. Why not. And then he starts singing the wedding march. Afraid yet? You should be.]

Aren't they cute together?

[And then as he basks in the glow of a perfect romantic match; he opens his mouth up and eats them.] And now they'll be together forever.

[Once again... this little video brought to you because phoenix pirates get bored. Don't throw tomatoes though; he'd eat those too.]

Comments

/tags during class like a BOSS!

[playwitchu]

[She goes to let out a chuckle.]

Maybe one day if I feel like I will try it again. But it could be fun to fly.

[She smirks again and moves to open one of the doors with a single hand. The stink of it is still almost as bad since the last she has been there. She goes to let out a cough and covers her nose with a hand.]

Sorry about the smell... We should keep the door open to let it air out.

[She goes to enter and just goes to lightly walk being careful of the scattered bones and being mindful of the skeleton of what looked like to be of a giant monster.]

The items are deeper in! They are this way!

\o/

[fierybluebird]

What are you keeping in here? Bit much for meat, don't you think?

[Lights up a hand on fire so he can see.]

/BOOGIES!

[playwitchu]

... I don't know. I don't remember why there are bones in here. I don't remember anything about this place but the last time I saw items in passing and my caretaker wasn't willing to let me explore in here.

/dances with ~o~

[fierybluebird]

Caretaker? You mean Grell?

/tangos

[playwitchu]

No, she was my Auntie. Eric is my caretaker. (Did you honestly think she was living on her own.)

Both he and Auntie hated each other with a passion.

/twirls

[fierybluebird]

Oh. I see. Why did he ban you from exploring in here? [And why is it allowed now, he wonders.]

/puts a rose in her mouth.

[playwitchu]

.... He just didn't like it here and found it creepy. [And no, it isn't allowed. Eric doesn't know about this.]

But we shouldn't have to go that deep to get to the items.

/dips

[fierybluebird]

That's kind of a sissy reason. [Still lights his whole arm on fire just in case.]

/swoons

[playwitchu]

.... There is nothing wrong with that reason! [Though oh hey! THAT WAS REALLY COOL!]

How can you do that?! [And hup! Over the next piles of bones and unto the first pile of random items and supplies.]

Here is the first pile. Perhaps we can find something of use to keep track of Luffy in here.

^_^

[fierybluebird]

I've had a very long time to get good with my devil fruit.

You think so? [Oh well... one man's junk is another man's treasure? Something like that? He is so not keen on this, being a bird and prone towards cleanliness more than anything else. Still maybe it would have something extra useful.]

Re: ^_^

[playwitchu]

That is so cool!

Un! I think so. (And into the pile she goes! Tossing aside things like clothing, blankets, notebooks, pens and pencils.) I am sure that there should be something in here.

[fierybluebird]

[Snagging the notebooks and pens!]

I'm not even sure what we're looking for, to be honest.

[playwitchu]

(A whole lot more will go flying as she continues to search.)

Trying to find something with electronic propeties to place it in Luffy's comm. Unless we are going to tie a bell around his neck.

[fierybluebird]

The first one is better. Since a bell wouldn't be loud enough.

[playwitchu]

Not even a cow bell? (She goes to let out a giggle before pouting a little.)

I don't see anything like that in this pile. Unless you found something?

[fierybluebird]

[Spreads his hands (which are full of notebooks and pens).]

Sorry, I'm from a world that mostly uses animals for technology. We have den mushi and seagulls to deliver messages, things like that. Tone dials to record songs... the idea of something purely mechanical is still weird to me.

[playwitchu]

(She blinks before letting out another giggle.)

It looks like you already catching yourself quite a few things. I guess that I will be the one to keep a lookout.

[fierybluebird]

Sorry, thanks. Have you found other electronic things here before?

Should Grell ever come back, she is probably not gonna be happy about Sai and Marco's friendship.

[playwitchu]

[She blinks.] What are you sorry for? [She goes to sway her own phoenix tail back and forth.]

This... Is really my first time exploring this place. I.... Just know where some stuff is located..... It's hard to explain.

pffft maybe

[fierybluebird]

That I can't do more to help.

Oh?

lol

[playwitchu]

You are being a good light are you not? Plus, if you want to help then try and find a bell to put around his neck.

Yeah....

[fierybluebird]

Eh, I'm not going to put an actual bell on him, eh.

[playwitchu]

[Okay, she is gonna go and start working on another pile, leaps onto a meathook before landing on a platform above them.]

Eh? Not even for a week? Can't you see him running about with a big cowbell hanging off of his neck?

[fierybluebird]

[Laughs at the mental image.] Maybe just a bit.

Oi oi, be careful up there, eh?

[playwitchu]

I wonder if he would do it if we make it into a dare? [She couldn't help but to giggle at that image.]

Ara? I will be! Besides what can happen up here anywho?