[video] Phoenix Street Theater brought to you by the letter B

[fierybluebird]

I found Bread a better suitor because Jack doesn't deserve bread's affections. [For those who don't remember a certain post from the virus event, it is linked.]

It took a lot of hard searching and digging around since I'm sure he's very hard to replace. [Right. Okay then.]

But finally I have succeeded! [And Marco pulls back to reveal a loaf of bread and a stick of butter.] BEHOLD! A match made in heaven.

[So then using a butter knife he just puts butter all over that bread. Why not. And then he starts singing the wedding march. Afraid yet? You should be.]

Aren't they cute together?

[And then as he basks in the glow of a perfect romantic match; he opens his mouth up and eats them.] And now they'll be together forever.

[Once again... this little video brought to you because phoenix pirates get bored. Don't throw tomatoes though; he'd eat those too.]

Comments

[fierybluebird]

A phoenix, love. Special kind of bird, eh.

[playwitchu]

Is that what you turn into is called? You are such a cute pretty bird.

[Okay, that was not her voice just now. She blinks and reaches up to touch her throat.]

What is going on?

[fierybluebird]

There's more to it than looks. [Although Marco knows it's fabulous~ :3]

Ah... you're changing into someone?

[playwitchu]

Like what? [It's pretty and cute and that is all that matters to her.

At the question she goes to shake her head.]

I don't know anyone else with hair like this or a voice like this as well....

[fierybluebird]

The flames for starters. They're not like normal flames, eh?

That's confusing. Maybe it's like what Japan and the others are having problems with? Something is going around giving people extra powers.

[playwitchu]

This is true.... I want to touch them again.

I don't know, but it's hurting my head a lot, Marco. Have anythin' been happenin' to you?

[fierybluebird]

Your head's hurting? [Concerned frown.]

Ah... no, I'm pretty jealous of everyone else, all the extra powers seem fun.

[playwitchu]

Yeah.... [She reaches up and starts rubbing it.]

Aw, it's no fair for you not to get anything.

[fierybluebird]

I agree. I should just have all the powers no one wants. Then America would be jealous.

[playwitchu]

You would become something like... A super-pirate or something!

America? [Just how many are out there with country names?]

But I still think you are cool enough with your current power!

[fierybluebird]

I know, right? It'd be perfect.

One of Japan's... allies. He's a country, but he wants to be a hero.

You do? Hah... [Happy blush.] Thanks, eh?

[playwitchu]

And cool!

... Perhaps one day I will meet him. Is he as fun as Japan?

[She blinks at his blush and giggles now.] You are welcome. Who else can turn into a fire bird? .... A real fire bird that is.

[fierybluebird]

Definitely!

No, America's way more lame. And annoying. And loud. [Marco is also the very last person to ask this question, as no one is as fun as Japan to him.] But he has his moments. He's still worth meeting, eh? He's a little like Luffy in some good ways. So he's not all bad.

Hah, no one. I'm the only phoenix. [Though it's kind of bittersweet.]

[playwitchu]

[Not even a shape-shifter that can take on any form she sees~?]

.... Does that mean he also have a low IQ? [Not sure if she can handle another Luffy.] But... I could try and meet him.

That will make you even more special then! Especially to Japan~ [Oh yes, she wants to tease him a little with a small giggle.]

[fierybluebird]

Yes and no. America's IQ is probably pretty high, he's just... he doesn't use it for normal things.

Hah, you think so? [Oh well the teasing fails, as Marco just smirks.] I'd certainly hate to see him with another phoenix after all.

[playwitchu]

... Think that could be the same with Luffy? Which also means that he doesn't use it at all.

Well yeah. [Dangit, she was hoping to get another blush out of him.] If he ever looks at another one I will be sure to punch him for you.

[fierybluebird]

It's weird with Luffy. He's not... smart but he's not an idiot. He's very very good at what he does, he's insightful, but you are right, he doesn't care about applying any amount of intellect to a lot of things.

[Laughs.] Good thing that will never be a worry, eh?

[playwitchu]

I need to fix that about him... [She honestly thought that he was smart and it broke her vision of him when she found out that he wasn't.]

Yes, it is a good thing. Plus with you he will never have to worry about being cold.

[fierybluebird]

Luffy doesn't need fixing.

Aye, that's my plan with Japan. Though he still loves his kotatsu table anyway.

[playwitchu]

At least fix his disappearing habits.

Then you just have an extra challenge!

(And yes this next bit is out of the blue.)

Can I see you as a phoenix again? (Cause fire birds are cool.)

[fierybluebird]

All right, that I can agree with.

No worries, Japan is plenty entertaining in the challenges department.

Oh... Ah... I suppose... why? [Not that he is immediately switching over though, since moulting, everywhere.]

[playwitchu]

We should him a bell to wear.

I am glad that you won't be bored then.

Because....... It looks pretty?

[fierybluebird]

[Laughs.] Yeah maybe.

Around Japan? Impossible.

I'm probably not so pretty right now.

[playwitchu]

[Giggles as well.] Put a little cat bell around his neck.

I am glad.... I still feel bad for him not enjoying our prank.

Can I still see it, pretty please? [Warning: Still has a mind of a child despite the body. So be prepares for any cries of cute.]

[fierybluebird]

I'll leave that to you. I did want to find a way to attach a tracking device to his comm at least.

I think he just didn't get the funny part of it.

[Switches into a phoenix, but it's definitely a bit less prettier like he said.]