dört [video] [backdated to feb 26th-ish LMAO]

[scimitar]

[ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT]

... Okay, fuck that. Seriously?! That is the last goddamn damn thing I need right now. Have I mentioned how much I hate the cold!! Snow is the worst shit on the planet, no exceptions!! All right, maybe there are some exceptions, but not many!

Anyway, know I've been kinda sparse... I guess if there's anythin' someone needs help on, lemme know! Might as well make good use 'a my time stuck in here, heheheh. When the snow melts, that i--

[--then the (allegedly broken) stove behind him. bursts into flames. nbd.]

FUCK!!

[leaping up from where he'd been broadcasting, tearing his coat right off, and attempting to suffocate that flame good. with... varying results. anyway, there's a few more minutes of cursing and him beating the fire with it, before the feed times out.]

[...]


[locked to marceline]

I need to talk to ya.

[locked to sasuke]

Soon, ya bastard.

Comments

[fierybluebird]

[See this cocky looking flaming blue bird? Well he laughs at something... and then squawks a whole bunch, struts about mocking how it can walk better than Turkey (despite being a bird and more prone to flight) and then chirps some more while trying to look superior.]

[scimitar]

[... squiiiiiint]

What the shit?

[fierybluebird]

[Annoyed blue phoenix attempts to flip him off. This utterly fails in bird form since one cannot just isolate feathers, but oh he tries. Finally, he gives up and kicks sand at the comm. Well mimes such an action as he's inside and there is no sand to be kicked.]

[scimitar]

[... isn't... sure...



though does think the bird looks weirdly familiar??]

Are ya lost?

[fierybluebird]

[Shakes his head no. Then stares at Turkey. Just. Stares. And a few flames and "feathers" go flying.]

[scimitar]

[well... okay...]

D'ya have someone to take care 'a ya?

[fierybluebird]

[Nods and switches to text to peck out...]

Japan.

[scimitar]

Ehhhhhhh, really? He never mentioned he had a pet bird!

[fierybluebird]

Not. Pet.

[scimitar]

Sorry! Friend?

[fierybluebird]

[Nods his head a bunch with a smile.]

[scimitar]

That's great. Anyway, what the hell are ya?

[fierybluebird]

[Hesitates and chirps something before shaking his head and eventually pecking out:]

Phoenix.

[scimitar]

Woooooah, neato! Never meant one 'a those before!

So hey, how old are ya?

[fierybluebird]

[Flat stare. Then peck peck peck.]

22,000.

[scimitar]

Woahhhh, no way! Yer older than I am!

[fierybluebird]

Older than all countries here.

[scimitar]

But ya didn' meet the neanderthals, did'ja?

[fierybluebird]

[Shakes his head no.]

Was alone a long time.

[scimitar]

sounds boring.

[aka, he'd rather not think about that.]

[fierybluebird]

[Nods his head yes and rests down on the floor, just looking at the comm.]