dört [video] [backdated to feb 26th-ish LMAO]

[scimitar]

[ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT]

... Okay, fuck that. Seriously?! That is the last goddamn damn thing I need right now. Have I mentioned how much I hate the cold!! Snow is the worst shit on the planet, no exceptions!! All right, maybe there are some exceptions, but not many!

Anyway, know I've been kinda sparse... I guess if there's anythin' someone needs help on, lemme know! Might as well make good use 'a my time stuck in here, heheheh. When the snow melts, that i--

[--then the (allegedly broken) stove behind him. bursts into flames. nbd.]

FUCK!!

[leaping up from where he'd been broadcasting, tearing his coat right off, and attempting to suffocate that flame good. with... varying results. anyway, there's a few more minutes of cursing and him beating the fire with it, before the feed times out.]

[...]


[locked to marceline]

I need to talk to ya.

[locked to sasuke]

Soon, ya bastard.

Comments

[gocoldturkey]

Are you going to freeze to death?

2/2 I MEANT TO TYPE IT BEFORE alkgjlkafs

[gocoldturkey]

..... Burning to death is okay, too, though.

excuse my boomerang tags, and edits

[scimitar]

HAHAHAHAHHAHA! CONQUERED!!

[except his coat is now a. smoldering, blackened rag.]

Gonna take a lil' more than that to do me in!!

[text]

[eyeforaneye]

[ ... What the hell did he just watch? ]

What colorful language. You're free to simply forfeit now, if you'd like. You seem to have other things to deal with as it is.

Such as not burning to death.

[scimitar]

i would never. to all accounts.

so don't worry about me~~~~ i'd be worrying about yourself, anyway.

[eyeforaneye]

If I were worried it would be giving you too much credit.

[ video ]

[fourseasons]

A-are you alright?!

[ video ]

[scimitar]

I am, jacket's not.

[ video ]

[fourseasons]

[Oh. Well that's... good and bad.]

Does Turkey-san have other jackets, at least?

[fierybluebird]

[See this cocky looking flaming blue bird? Well he laughs at something... and then squawks a whole bunch, struts about mocking how it can walk better than Turkey (despite being a bird and more prone to flight) and then chirps some more while trying to look superior.]

[scimitar]

[... squiiiiiint]

What the shit?

[fierybluebird]

[Annoyed blue phoenix attempts to flip him off. This utterly fails in bird form since one cannot just isolate feathers, but oh he tries. Finally, he gives up and kicks sand at the comm. Well mimes such an action as he's inside and there is no sand to be kicked.]

[starspangledhero]

You think you know cold? Try being me. You look outside and think, "Oh wow, it's all sunny and nice! Must be a beautiful day!" Then you wander outside and it's forty degrees, the wind is trying to blow you away, and rain clouds show up later that day.

[ note: I literally just recounted my regular weather at college 8||| ]

Isn't your place just sun and sand anyway? Do you even have seasons?

[scimitar]

[ ............................ ]

Yer ignorance is painful to witness, sometimes.

[starspangledhero]

Only sometimes? Man, I knew we were bros for a reason! Right about now England would probably be saying something like "bloody horsecock twat blah blah America you are dumb poppycock cock cock bollocks barmpot!"

[shadesofred]

[ Oh she sees his message alright. She could text him an answer.





Or she could pop up right behind him with her fanged grin illuminated by the flames.

Yes that is clearly the better option. ]

You rang?

[scimitar]

[FUCK totally jumping like half a foot off the ground. he expected this. but that didn't make it any less startling, really... and he supposes he would prefer to have this conversation in person, lest anyone decide to pry into his shoddy filter.

whilst still beating at the fucking fire:]

I need to ask ya a favor.

[shadesofred]

[ totally ignoring the fire. ONCE YOU HANG OUT IN THE FIRE KINGDOM, ALL OTHER FIRES SEEM TRIVIAL. ]

Yeah? What's up?

[playwitchu]

[Hey Turkey. You now have a woman just staring at your antics, wondering wtf you are doing.]

Do you enjoy lighting yourself on fire, Turkey?

[scimitar]

[... ummmmmmm ...]

How d'ya know my name?

[playwitchu]

(She blinks before gaining a confused expression.)

Cuz you told me?

[video]

[paprikaholic]

[This is Hungary laughing at your stove-related misfortune.]

You whine too much. Even your stove thinks so.

[video]

[scimitar]

[fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu HYPOTHETICAL TABLE FLIPPAGE GOES HERE]

That's been happenin' ALL DAMN DAY.

[ video ]

[entreats]

... I don't know how one can manage to look so much like one of those funniest home videos shows without actually intending to do so. [ calm as always.. ]

[ video ]

[scimitar]

Oi, s'not my fault things choose to spontaneously combust at terrible times.