dört [video] [backdated to feb 26th-ish LMAO]

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[ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT]

... Okay, fuck that. Seriously?! That is the last goddamn damn thing I need right now. Have I mentioned how much I hate the cold!! Snow is the worst shit on the planet, no exceptions!! All right, maybe there are some exceptions, but not many!

Anyway, know I've been kinda sparse... I guess if there's anythin' someone needs help on, lemme know! Might as well make good use 'a my time stuck in here, heheheh. When the snow melts, that i--

[--then the (allegedly broken) stove behind him. bursts into flames. nbd.]

FUCK!!

[leaping up from where he'd been broadcasting, tearing his coat right off, and attempting to suffocate that flame good. with... varying results. anyway, there's a few more minutes of cursing and him beating the fire with it, before the feed times out.]

[...]


[locked to marceline]

I need to talk to ya.

[locked to sasuke]

Soon, ya bastard.

Comments

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[... isn't... sure...



though does think the bird looks weirdly familiar??]

Are ya lost?

[fierybluebird]

[Shakes his head no. Then stares at Turkey. Just. Stares. And a few flames and "feathers" go flying.]

[scimitar]

[well... okay...]

D'ya have someone to take care 'a ya?

[fierybluebird]

[Nods and switches to text to peck out...]

Japan.

[scimitar]

Ehhhhhhh, really? He never mentioned he had a pet bird!

[fierybluebird]

Not. Pet.

[scimitar]

Sorry! Friend?

[fierybluebird]

[Nods his head a bunch with a smile.]

[scimitar]

That's great. Anyway, what the hell are ya?

[fierybluebird]

[Hesitates and chirps something before shaking his head and eventually pecking out:]

Phoenix.

[scimitar]

Woooooah, neato! Never meant one 'a those before!

So hey, how old are ya?

[fierybluebird]

[Flat stare. Then peck peck peck.]

22,000.

[scimitar]

Woahhhh, no way! Yer older than I am!

[fierybluebird]

Older than all countries here.

[scimitar]

But ya didn' meet the neanderthals, did'ja?

[fierybluebird]

[Shakes his head no.]

Was alone a long time.

[scimitar]

sounds boring.

[aka, he'd rather not think about that.]

[fierybluebird]

[Nods his head yes and rests down on the floor, just looking at the comm.]