[video] Phoenix Street Theater brought to you by the letter B

[fierybluebird]

I found Bread a better suitor because Jack doesn't deserve bread's affections. [For those who don't remember a certain post from the virus event, it is linked.]

It took a lot of hard searching and digging around since I'm sure he's very hard to replace. [Right. Okay then.]

But finally I have succeeded! [And Marco pulls back to reveal a loaf of bread and a stick of butter.] BEHOLD! A match made in heaven.

[So then using a butter knife he just puts butter all over that bread. Why not. And then he starts singing the wedding march. Afraid yet? You should be.]

Aren't they cute together?

[And then as he basks in the glow of a perfect romantic match; he opens his mouth up and eats them.] And now they'll be together forever.

[Once again... this little video brought to you because phoenix pirates get bored. Don't throw tomatoes though; he'd eat those too.]

Comments

[Video]

[fierybluebird]

Shhh... don't talk of Bread's ex. He hasn't told butter yet.

[Video]

[dreamsonwings]

[Big brother is weird.]

But you ate Bread.

[Video]

[fierybluebird]

[SO WEIRD. You have no idea how much this makes him laugh mentally.]

Butter's still with him.

[Video]

[dreamsonwings]

This is confusing.

[Video]

[fierybluebird]

Is it because you shipped Bread with you-know-who?

[SYMPATHETIC GAZE. Don't worry Sora, Jack has someone else!]

[Video]

[dreamsonwings]

Wha?! No no, I don't really ship anyone!

[Besides Owen/Washu but that's a given.]

[Video]

[fierybluebird]

[Ffft everyone should ship them.]

What, not even yourself with someone? That's kind of sad.

[Video]

[dreamsonwings]

You already know my feelings on that!

[And no, she hasn't said anything yet.]

[Video]

[fierybluebird]

No progress then? Pity. Maybe I should talk Klunk into speeding things up.

[Video]

[dreamsonwings]

Eh?! Please don't!

[Why are you going to ask the bird who hates the guy she likes to help make a love connection? It makes no sense!]

[Video]

[fierybluebird]

I'll contain my match-making frenzy.

[Totally just to troll her. That's why.]

[Video]

[dreamsonwings]

[Dare you to do it. Even get Klunk to call the inbox thing.]

Really?

[Video]

[fierybluebird]

[Lmao... that should happen....]

Maybe. One wonders why it's taking so long however.

[Video]

[dreamsonwings]

It's been a little hard with the blizzard hitting like that.

[Excuses excuses.]

[Video]

[fierybluebird]

Oh right, you wanted to in person...

How about now?

[Video]

[dreamsonwings]

Now? Are you serious?!

[He seems to be more gung ho about it than she is. What the hell?]

[Video]

[fierybluebird]

No time like the present!

[He ships everyone. Ships them hard.]

[Video]

[dreamsonwings]

It's kind of sudden isn't it?!

[She sneezes and drops her communicator. Then she screams.]

Ack! My hands! What's going on?!

[Video]

[fierybluebird]

What? What happened?

[Video]

[dreamsonwings]

[Still off screen but he can see a bit of feathers where she's standing.]

I-I don't know! How did I get wings?!

[Video]

[fierybluebird]

EHHH?!?! [ooc: what color are they?]

First Japan, now this???

[Video]

[dreamsonwings]

[Go with purple like her hair.]

Wait, other people have problems too?

[Video]

[fierybluebird]

[Oh. M. Gee. CUTE.]

China is shooting water and Japan keeps turning invisible. I can't do anything at all!

[Video]

[dreamsonwings]

[Not cute! Sora doesn't like suddenly changing!]

Hey, do you think the scientists are doing something again?

[Video]

[fierybluebird]

Yeah, probably. Do you have your chip in?