[video] Phoenix Street Theater brought to you by the letter B

[fierybluebird]

I found Bread a better suitor because Jack doesn't deserve bread's affections. [For those who don't remember a certain post from the virus event, it is linked.]

It took a lot of hard searching and digging around since I'm sure he's very hard to replace. [Right. Okay then.]

But finally I have succeeded! [And Marco pulls back to reveal a loaf of bread and a stick of butter.] BEHOLD! A match made in heaven.

[So then using a butter knife he just puts butter all over that bread. Why not. And then he starts singing the wedding march. Afraid yet? You should be.]

Aren't they cute together?

[And then as he basks in the glow of a perfect romantic match; he opens his mouth up and eats them.] And now they'll be together forever.

[Once again... this little video brought to you because phoenix pirates get bored. Don't throw tomatoes though; he'd eat those too.]

Comments

[Video]

[dreamsonwings]

[Still off screen but he can see a bit of feathers where she's standing.]

I-I don't know! How did I get wings?!

[Video]

[fierybluebird]

EHHH?!?! [ooc: what color are they?]

First Japan, now this???

[Video]

[dreamsonwings]

[Go with purple like her hair.]

Wait, other people have problems too?

[Video]

[fierybluebird]

[Oh. M. Gee. CUTE.]

China is shooting water and Japan keeps turning invisible. I can't do anything at all!

[Video]

[dreamsonwings]

[Not cute! Sora doesn't like suddenly changing!]

Hey, do you think the scientists are doing something again?

[Video]

[fierybluebird]

Yeah, probably. Do you have your chip in?

[Video]

[dreamsonwings]

No, it's been out since September.

[That's right, Marco doesn't know about the little 'gift' Weiss decided to put in her. Let's hope it doesn't come to that.]</small

[Video]

[fierybluebird]

What really?

[He's not even sure why she'd need it out.]

EH?! Am I the only one not getting something?

[Moults some sparkly feathers. Much to his annoyance.]

[Video]

[dreamsonwings]

Yeah, I thought I could help out more with it out.

Wait, you want this?!

[Video]

[fierybluebird]

It'd be cool! Hong Kong can breathe fire!

[Video]

[dreamsonwings]

I don't like having these kind of powers, it can hurt someone.

[Video]

[fierybluebird]

Yours don't like they could, no offense.

[Video]

[dreamsonwings]

Not this one! I don't even know what I'm doing in this!

[Sora! Don't tell him you derp!]

[Video]

[fierybluebird]

Maybe you just need more practice, eh?

[Video]

[dreamsonwings]

[And she's thinking of the wrong power. Derp.]

But I'm not supposed to use it.

[Video]

[fierybluebird]

Why not?

[Video]

[dreamsonwings]

It hurts me every time I call it. Plus, I made a promise not to.

[Video]

[fierybluebird]

It hurts? Who did you promise?

[Seeing as the powers are brand new.]

[Video]

[dreamsonwings]

It did last time-

[She stopped and squeaked before falling down. But when she started talking again...well...]

Skrreeee?!

[Have a freaked out purple phoenix staring at you.]

[Video]

[fierybluebird]

Holy cow you're a phoenix!

[Oh. All the excited here. And also... shy. How did he handle meeting Hong Kong phoenix so well? Anyways, have a blue phoenix bow and a bunch of phoenix chirps that are basically incoherent.]

[Video]

[dreamsonwings]

[All anyone can hear out of the new birdie is 'How do I change back?! How do I change back?!' while flapping her wings like a wild one.]

[Video]

[fierybluebird]

Calm down! And then focus on changing back, eh?

[Video]

[dreamsonwings]

[There's a scared chirp on her end and she tries to calm down. But she can't change back yet. Sad phoenix is sad.]

[Video]

[fierybluebird]

H-hey... don't be sad. You're really gorgeous like this, eh? It'll be okay. It'll fix soon, I'm sure.

[Video]

[dreamsonwings]

[She tilts her head to the side, asking 'Really?' No one has said that to her before.

Then she goes poof back into human form.]

...that felt really weird.