[video] Phoenix Street Theater brought to you by the letter B

[fierybluebird]

I found Bread a better suitor because Jack doesn't deserve bread's affections. [For those who don't remember a certain post from the virus event, it is linked.]

It took a lot of hard searching and digging around since I'm sure he's very hard to replace. [Right. Okay then.]

But finally I have succeeded! [And Marco pulls back to reveal a loaf of bread and a stick of butter.] BEHOLD! A match made in heaven.

[So then using a butter knife he just puts butter all over that bread. Why not. And then he starts singing the wedding march. Afraid yet? You should be.]

Aren't they cute together?

[And then as he basks in the glow of a perfect romantic match; he opens his mouth up and eats them.] And now they'll be together forever.

[Once again... this little video brought to you because phoenix pirates get bored. Don't throw tomatoes though; he'd eat those too.]

Comments

[Video]

[fierybluebird]

Sometimes. People want the strong ones and as long as a devil fruit user lives, no one else can have that power. So some people want to kill them to take that place. Sometimes it's just lonely. My Pops was kind of like that, eh? He didn't fit in with most people, other pirates, his size was really out there and his devil fruit made him feared by anyone who wasn't brave enough to get close to know the real Edward Newgate.

That's why he adopted so many sons, eh? So we wouldn't be lonely either.

[Video]

[dreamsonwings]

He sounds like a great man if you ask me.

[Video]

[fierybluebird]

Without a doubt, he was the best I've ever known.

[Turns into a phoenix randomly and continues to babble on about his Daddy in a series of happy chirps.]

[Video]

[dreamsonwings]

[She can't understand bird language but she knows he's happy.]

[Video]

[fierybluebird]

[Glances at the wings. Flops about. Tries to change back and fails. Just rolls around as a phoenix for a bit. And sheds a few feathers and sparkles.]

[Video]

[dreamsonwings]

Marco-san? You can't change back??

[Video]

[fierybluebird]

[Chirps and gives a sad phoenix look before hiding his face under a wing. And shedding more.]

[Video]

[dreamsonwings]

W-what about relaxing?

[Video]

[fierybluebird]

[Takes a deep breath and curls up into a phoenix puffball for a bit.]

[Video]

[dreamsonwings]

[Oh god, too cute!]

[Video]

[fierybluebird]

[Rolls back and forth in a fluffy shedding ball. Totally normal.]

[Video]

[dreamsonwings]

M-marco-san...that's so...

[Freakin ADORABLE.]

[Video]

[fierybluebird]

Kree?? [Looks up in confusion and a birdie head tilt to ask what she means.]

[Video]

[dreamsonwings]

...cute...

[Video] 1/2

[fierybluebird]

[Puffs his cheeks out! He is not cute. He is manly and fierce and downright terrifying. And in the midst of chirping switches back--]

[Video]

[fierybluebird]

Oi oi. There's nothing cute about moulting season, it's gross and I can't believe I'm getting stuck, that has never happened... except maybe when I got my chip out, but I don't remembe--

Oh hey I'm back to human.

Not cute.

[Video]

[dreamsonwings]

But...you were a little puff...

[Video]

[fierybluebird]

Not by choice.

[Video]

[dreamsonwings]

So your powers are going crazy?

...you were still cute.

[Video]

[fierybluebird]

Seems like it. [Annoyed swan hiss.] It shouldn't be though, I have complete control over my devil fruit.

Ehhh? But it's all... gross... and extra feathers... I hate this part of spring. [Sheds a few more flames; even as a human.]

[Video]

[dreamsonwings]

Not the molting part, turning into little phoenix puff.

[Video]

[fierybluebird]

What... this?

[Does it again. On purpose this time.]

[Video]

[dreamsonwings]

Yes, that!

[Cue 'awww' face.]

[Video]

[fierybluebird]

[Halfway back to human, the transformation half failed.]

It's not cute.

[Video]

[dreamsonwings]

It is to me.