[video] Phoenix Street Theater brought to you by the letter B

[fierybluebird]

I found Bread a better suitor because Jack doesn't deserve bread's affections. [For those who don't remember a certain post from the virus event, it is linked.]

It took a lot of hard searching and digging around since I'm sure he's very hard to replace. [Right. Okay then.]

But finally I have succeeded! [And Marco pulls back to reveal a loaf of bread and a stick of butter.] BEHOLD! A match made in heaven.

[So then using a butter knife he just puts butter all over that bread. Why not. And then he starts singing the wedding march. Afraid yet? You should be.]

Aren't they cute together?

[And then as he basks in the glow of a perfect romantic match; he opens his mouth up and eats them.] And now they'll be together forever.

[Once again... this little video brought to you because phoenix pirates get bored. Don't throw tomatoes though; he'd eat those too.]

Comments

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[fierybluebird]

Oi oi. There's nothing cute about moulting season, it's gross and I can't believe I'm getting stuck, that has never happened... except maybe when I got my chip out, but I don't remembe--

Oh hey I'm back to human.

Not cute.

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[dreamsonwings]

But...you were a little puff...

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[fierybluebird]

Not by choice.

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[dreamsonwings]

So your powers are going crazy?

...you were still cute.

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[fierybluebird]

Seems like it. [Annoyed swan hiss.] It shouldn't be though, I have complete control over my devil fruit.

Ehhh? But it's all... gross... and extra feathers... I hate this part of spring. [Sheds a few more flames; even as a human.]

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[dreamsonwings]

Not the molting part, turning into little phoenix puff.

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[fierybluebird]

What... this?

[Does it again. On purpose this time.]

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[dreamsonwings]

Yes, that!

[Cue 'awww' face.]

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[fierybluebird]

[Halfway back to human, the transformation half failed.]

It's not cute.

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[dreamsonwings]

It is to me.

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[fierybluebird]

[Huffs and switches back to phoenix, mumbling.]

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[dreamsonwings]

But what's wrong with being cute?

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[fierybluebird]

[Switches it to text as well and pecks away carefully.]

Need to be scary to protect family.

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[dreamsonwings]

But doesn't being cute give you an advantage?

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[fierybluebird]

No.

[Rolls about a little more trying to switch back until he can.]

If I was scarier I wouldn't have to defend Fishman Island or other places like that so much, people would know better. Same thing happened here with Grell and a door.

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[dreamsonwings]

A door?

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[fierybluebird]

I couldn't protect it the way I wanted to initially.

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[dreamsonwings]

[Then she remembers...Grell...that name...]

Hey, I know that woman! She was at my sleepover a couple months back! She steals things?!

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[fierybluebird]

She appears to have had a personal vendetta against me.

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[dreamsonwings]

What did you do?

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[fierybluebird]

She threatened my nakama. [You know those rare occasions where Marco looks completely fucking scary and all the cuteness is gone, just like he said? This is one of those occasions.]

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[dreamsonwings]

[She's quiet. Yeah, that look scared her.]

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[fierybluebird]

[Shrug.] She's gone now.

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[dreamsonwings]

I guess that's good...

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[fierybluebird]

For me at least. She probably had her good points, but she usually did things to piss me off.