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03 ❝third cut [video; japanese]
[ The video clicks on and there sits Suigetsu against a blank wall, looking proud of himself. ]
Guess who's baaack! Yeah, bitches, my chip is out and I am feeling fucking fantastic right about now. So I thought it was high time I introduced myself to anyone who missed my arrival... or to those who wanna hear my name again, heh!
[ He throws his hands behind his head and grins broadly, sharp teeth shining in the dim light. ]
I'm Hōzuki Suigetsu and I have a passion for blades. You know me now, I don't really want to know you, but let's talk business and pretend we're mutually benefitting from our conversation! I'm a collector of rare and valuable swords. And I mean good quality things, none of this dented, chipped and broken shit, understand?
Any and all information will interest me; I have nothing to give to you in return - willingly or otherwise. But who knows. Maybe there's someone out there who is just plain damn nice~
Suigetsu, out!
[ For those who do not understand Japanese, there's a text following the video: ]
I'm looking for swords and their owners, any info helps a lot~
And I mean decent swords. No obvious junk or useless pieces of rust.
There are pretty exotic ones around this place, I can feel it. >:}
[ *Note: Suigetsu is suffering from being entirely truthful and complete obedience! ]
Guess who's baaack! Yeah, bitches, my chip is out and I am feeling fucking fantastic right about now. So I thought it was high time I introduced myself to anyone who missed my arrival... or to those who wanna hear my name again, heh!
[ He throws his hands behind his head and grins broadly, sharp teeth shining in the dim light. ]
I'm Hōzuki Suigetsu and I have a passion for blades. You know me now, I don't really want to know you, but let's talk business and pretend we're mutually benefitting from our conversation! I'm a collector of rare and valuable swords. And I mean good quality things, none of this dented, chipped and broken shit, understand?
Any and all information will interest me; I have nothing to give to you in return - willingly or otherwise. But who knows. Maybe there's someone out there who is just plain damn nice~
Suigetsu, out!
[ For those who do not understand Japanese, there's a text following the video: ]
I'm looking for swords and their owners, any info helps a lot~
And I mean decent swords. No obvious junk or useless pieces of rust.
There are pretty exotic ones around this place, I can feel it. >:}
[ *Note: Suigetsu is suffering from being entirely truthful and complete obedience! ]
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Yeah for sure. I am confident in myself, I don't need to be jealous of others!
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I thought you said you liked cutting things apart.
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Hey, I do, I love it the most! Out of everything, definitely cutting~
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So why d'you cut things apart?
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Why?! [ Suigetsu sets his soup down. Oh god. ] Have you ever really paid attention to the feeling you get when you cut something? That's one of the best sensations in the world!
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[ A beat. ] It's just because it feels good then? You're kinda, what is it, like really Epicurean, aren't you? You're like the Epicurus to Sasuke's Sparta.
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[ A long pause. ] ... Yeah nope. That went right over my head.
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Yeah, never mind. It's not really important. [ But it's so true. ]
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[ He returns to his bowl of soup, humming. ] Can't keep my audience waiting, though!
Know what'd speed this foodgasm along? A shoulder rub.
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[ And now we're cocking our head to the side. ] You're kinda shameless, aren't you?
I'll have you know, my heart belongs to someone else. [ But okay, shoulder rub it is. He's sort of shameless too, or at least not very shy. ]
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Coupled with the sudden shoulder rub, he breathes out a contented sigh. ]
Heh! So I have competition now, is that it? Mmm, who's my challenger?
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Sorry, that's kinda classified. [ Hopefully the shoulder rub will ease some of the disappointment of not knowing? ]
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Hooow disappointing. [ That he can't try to assassinate them- I mean. He leans against the hands on his shoulders, tilting his head back to look up at Hong Kong. ] Do they like your cooking as much as I do?
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I dunno, they might. [ That's basically a no. He hasn't really gotten a chance to give this person too much of his cooking. But it didn't exactly garner the kind of reaction that he got from Suigetsu, let's put it that way. ]
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Ahhh, no one can like it as much as I do, Hong Konggg~ it's sooo SOOO GOOD, AHNNN~ [ He rests his head against Hong Kong and makes some more questionable noises, panting showily. ]
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Hahahahahaha~
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That was a little over the top, man. [ Just sayin'! ]
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I'm nothing if not... excessive!
[ GRIN. ]
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Go big or go home, right?
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Like I said, super shameless. [ But he starts rubbing Mr. Shameless' shoulders again anyway. ] I should get a teacher of the year award for this or something.
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How about I make you something as a gift, then? Hehehehe!
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[ Doesn't he just give the best shoulder rubs? He really does. ]
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[action] yes attack Macau with your spoon Suigetsu
[action] EN GARDE, MACAU
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