03 ❝third cut [video; japanese]

[liquidate]

[ The video clicks on and there sits Suigetsu against a blank wall, looking proud of himself. ]

Guess who's baaack! Yeah, bitches, my chip is out and I am feeling fucking fantastic right about now. So I thought it was high time I introduced myself to anyone who missed my arrival... or to those who wanna hear my name again, heh!

[ He throws his hands behind his head and grins broadly, sharp teeth shining in the dim light. ]

I'm Hōzuki Suigetsu and I have a passion for blades. You know me now, I don't really want to know you, but let's talk business and pretend we're mutually benefitting from our conversation! I'm a collector of rare and valuable swords. And I mean good quality things, none of this dented, chipped and broken shit, understand?

Any and all information will interest me; I have nothing to give to you in return - willingly or otherwise. But who knows. Maybe there's someone out there who is just plain damn nice~

Suigetsu, out!



[ For those who do not understand Japanese, there's a text following the video: ]

I'm looking for swords and their owners, any info helps a lot~
And I mean decent swords. No obvious junk or useless pieces of rust.
There are pretty exotic ones around this place, I can feel it. >:}

[ *Note: Suigetsu is suffering from being entirely truthful and complete obedience! ]

Comments

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[liquidate]

In a sense, I guess! Put in a good word, hehe.

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[bauhinia]

Why's that, so she won't come and get you for living like a hedonist?

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[liquidate]

Ahahaha, I guess! What's wrong with living like that?

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[bauhinia]

Nothing, I guess. Just don't get caught.

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[liquidate]

Don't worry, I am the master of lying.

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[bauhinia]

Oh yeah? Never would've guessed.

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[liquidate]

And you are the master of sarcasm.

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[bauhinia]

Am I? [ Like he doesn't know. Like he doesn't know. ]

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[liquidate]

Naaaw. I just said that for shits and giggles.

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[bauhinia]

Okay, that makes more sense. [ Totally. ]

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[liquidate]

I think we just had a sarcasm battle!

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[bauhinia]

Yeah? So who won?

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[liquidate]

You. Hands down. I am outmanned and outgunned.

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[bauhinia]

Now I know you're telling the truth.

[ More sarcasm or is he just covering for being sheepish over a perceived compliment? You may never know. ]

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[liquidate]

I love complimenting people. Especially you.

[ WE MAY NEVER KNOW. ]

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[bauhinia]

What's so special about me?

[ Remember, Suigetsu. Be honest. ]

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[liquidate]

[ Oh dear lord. ] You were nice from day one even though I was a huge prick to everyone. Not to mention you make me soup and give me shoulder-rubs. You're a great cook, ps, that was awesome.

[ He pats his belly. But he's not near done. ] You even offered to teach me that gross English! That's gonna be difficult, but I think you can do it, I'm planning on trying super hard 'cause I don't wanna waste your time... I think you're just a really talented person? I respect the shit out of you.

[ Breaaathe. ] Uh wow, sorry. That got pretty sappy. And outta hand. Maybe I don't mean those things? [ He's forced to tell the truth, I think he does. ] This is embarrassing.

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[bauhinia]

[ Sappy, yes. But also kind of awesome. ]

Hey, I'm not asking you to apologize for complimenting me. And you really respect me, yeah? [ Also, awesome. ]

I respect you too.

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[liquidate]

Well yeah. [ He scratches his neck and grumbles, but raises an eyebrow at Hong Kong's comment. ]

Hahaha, you do? That's a bit of curveball. I seriously was not expecting that at all.

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[bauhinia]

[ He's got a simple enough reply to that: ]

Why not?

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[liquidate]

... [ DAMN IT HONKERS. ] Because I'm not a good person.

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[bauhinia]

...

Says who?

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[liquidate]

[ Suigetsu laaaaaughs. ] Says everyone! Seriously, ask someone about me.

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[bauhinia]

Okay, I'll ask myself, how's that?

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[liquidate]

... I guess you could, I can't stop ya. But wouldn't you rather other references?