03 ❝third cut [video; japanese]

[liquidate]

[ The video clicks on and there sits Suigetsu against a blank wall, looking proud of himself. ]

Guess who's baaack! Yeah, bitches, my chip is out and I am feeling fucking fantastic right about now. So I thought it was high time I introduced myself to anyone who missed my arrival... or to those who wanna hear my name again, heh!

[ He throws his hands behind his head and grins broadly, sharp teeth shining in the dim light. ]

I'm Hōzuki Suigetsu and I have a passion for blades. You know me now, I don't really want to know you, but let's talk business and pretend we're mutually benefitting from our conversation! I'm a collector of rare and valuable swords. And I mean good quality things, none of this dented, chipped and broken shit, understand?

Any and all information will interest me; I have nothing to give to you in return - willingly or otherwise. But who knows. Maybe there's someone out there who is just plain damn nice~

Suigetsu, out!



[ For those who do not understand Japanese, there's a text following the video: ]

I'm looking for swords and their owners, any info helps a lot~
And I mean decent swords. No obvious junk or useless pieces of rust.
There are pretty exotic ones around this place, I can feel it. >:}

[ *Note: Suigetsu is suffering from being entirely truthful and complete obedience! ]

Comments

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[liquidate]

Yeah, I thought real hard about this! [ He's making a face though. ]

No, he's scary!! No one's that nice, he'll try to poison me, I can feel it!

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[bauhinia]

I'm a little curious to hear the rest of the plan. [ Let him massage that face away with his magic fingers. ]

Oh, I get it. So he's too nice, yeah?

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[liquidate]

[ Suigetsu's melting under those hands. Quite literally, for his arms have started to drip onto the floor. He's extremely pleased with this - so much so that there's a stutter in his chakra control.

Opening his eyes lazily with a breathy sound of pleasure, he's gathering himself back up, ready to answer his questions. ] Mmm, too nice. He was complimenting me and stuff, who does that. Totally rude too, he pretty much said you and I wouldn't be a good match -

WELL HA. HOW WRONG HE WAS!!!

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[bauhinia]

[ Hong Kong is trying not to pay that any mind, but he's never had anyone literally melt. It's kind of disorienting.

And so is that noise, honestly. But okay, now that Suigetsu's answering, he can focus on that. ] Complimenting people is like, how he communicates. But what d'you mean, we're not a good match?

[ That's totally confusing. ]

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[liquidate]

Yeah he was like, "be careful", "you won't be my in-law", "you're not gonna get that close to my brother" and I was all offended.

[ He's snickering to himself merrily, thinking over this crazy thread. ]

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[bauhinia]

Wow, you must've said something really wild if he reacted like that.

[ ... wow, Suigetsu. Wow. Also, scary Macau is scary..... ]

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[liquidate]

I only said we were gonna get real friendly, y'know. Then he starting laughing creepy when I mentioned poison!

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[bauhinia]

That's weird. I don't think he minds me having friends or anything. [ A beat. ] He was probably messing with you.

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[liquidate]

IT'S CREEPING ME OUT.

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[bauhinia]

Sorry, it's so weird. But I mean, if you don't wanna hang around while he's here, that's okay too.

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[liquidate]

WHAT, NO, LIKE HE'D SCARE ME AWAY!

Then he'd win.

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[bauhinia]

If you make it into a game, he'll definitely win.

He's like, totally invincible at games.

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[liquidate]

OH YEAH?

[ Uh oh, Suigetsu loves challenges. ]

TELL HIM TO BRING IT ON.

[action] yes attack Macau with your spoon Suigetsu

[bauhinia]

Even if he tries to feed you? [ Leaning over to peer at Suigetsu upside-down.

Oops. Too close. ] Because he totally will.

[action] EN GARDE, MACAU

[liquidate]

[ Peering up at Hong Kong, settling the back of his head on the other's legs, he grins up at him, unperturbed. ]

Maaaybe I should wait until after he makes me things, fufufu~

[action] oh boy

[bauhinia]

[ And Hong Kong just looks down at him curiously. ]

Gotta decide your plan of attack?

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[liquidate]

Of course I do! Will you taste test for me~?

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[bauhinia]

You want me to taste-test my brother's food?

That's pretty smart.

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[liquidate]

I thought so, too! 'Cause he's obsessed with you, so it'd be like:

"IF YOU WANNA POISON ME, YOU'LL HAVE TO POISON YOUR BROTHER FIRST".

KUFUFUFUFU. Totally fool-proof.

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[bauhinia]

He's not obsessed with me. [ Ahem. ] But yeah, that's kinda foolproof. Unless you think maybe I can handle being poisoned.

[action] 1/2

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[action] 2/2

[liquidate]

But he's not gonna poison his brother.

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[bauhinia]

Probably not.

[ No, he's not going to poison his brother. ]

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[liquidate]

You mean just "not". I can tell, he's not gonna poison ya.

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[bauhinia]

You're super confident.

That's good. [ Leaning back a little so he can continue massaging Suigetsu's head. ]