03 ❝third cut [video; japanese]

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[ The video clicks on and there sits Suigetsu against a blank wall, looking proud of himself. ]

Guess who's baaack! Yeah, bitches, my chip is out and I am feeling fucking fantastic right about now. So I thought it was high time I introduced myself to anyone who missed my arrival... or to those who wanna hear my name again, heh!

[ He throws his hands behind his head and grins broadly, sharp teeth shining in the dim light. ]

I'm Hōzuki Suigetsu and I have a passion for blades. You know me now, I don't really want to know you, but let's talk business and pretend we're mutually benefitting from our conversation! I'm a collector of rare and valuable swords. And I mean good quality things, none of this dented, chipped and broken shit, understand?

Any and all information will interest me; I have nothing to give to you in return - willingly or otherwise. But who knows. Maybe there's someone out there who is just plain damn nice~

Suigetsu, out!



[ For those who do not understand Japanese, there's a text following the video: ]

I'm looking for swords and their owners, any info helps a lot~
And I mean decent swords. No obvious junk or useless pieces of rust.
There are pretty exotic ones around this place, I can feel it. >:}

[ *Note: Suigetsu is suffering from being entirely truthful and complete obedience! ]

Comments

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[bauhinia]

You're pretty smart like that.

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[liquidate]

People underestimate my intelligence~

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[bauhinia]

D'you think so? [ He cocks his head to one side. ]

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[liquidate]

Yeah! I'm actually pretty smart, everyone underestimates me just 'cause I don't like doing work.

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[bauhinia]

Being dumb and being lazy are totally different. Just saying. Not that I think you're lazy.

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[liquidate]

You can say it. I'm pretty lazy. But I got excused for that!

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[bauhinia]

Oh yeah? How's that?

[action] excuses, even

[liquidate]

Well my abilities take a big toll -- I got outta the tank I'd spent years in, so you can guess I was pretty dehydrated! Ahahaha.

And I lug around big, heavy swords all day long. Sasuke never lets me take breaks and when he does, he whines about them.

[action] fdgjkg it's all good!!

[bauhinia]

He's such a workaholic, seriously.

[action] <333

[liquidate]

Don't I know it.

[action] <333

[bauhinia]

I guess he can't help it. Or like, he feels like he has to be that way.

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[liquidate]

Well yeah, he does. The future of his clan depends on him being a douche.

You haven't heard the whole story, have ya? Haha, maybe that's best.

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[bauhinia]

I guess I've heard about as much as he wants to tell. Enough to be worried about him.

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[liquidate]

Yeah, me too-... I mean-! Agh- I mean that, damn it all.

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[bauhinia]

It's okay, I kinda already got that.

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[liquidate]

[ Pouting hardcore. ]

You did...?

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[bauhinia]

Yeah.

Don't worry, it's probably because I hang out with you guys a lot.

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[liquidate]

Ugh... not cool, though... that's kind of embarrassing.

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[bauhinia]

I'm not gonna tell anyone.

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[liquidate]

Good. I guess. [ SCRATCHES HEAD. ]

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[bauhinia]

You're not sure?

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[liquidate]

Nooo, well I always estrange people. I don't know how long our team's gonna last y'know.

Seems Sasuke's alway got his own thing going on. So long as he remembers he's gotta help.

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[bauhinia]

He doesn't seem like the forgetful type. [ Cocking his head to one side and looking down at Suigetsu here. ] And if you think I'm easy to estrange, you've gotta another think coming.

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[liquidate]

Oh? Is that a challenge, Hong Kong? Kukuku~

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[bauhinia]

I dunno - could be. [ It so is. :'| ]