03 ❝third cut [video; japanese]

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[ The video clicks on and there sits Suigetsu against a blank wall, looking proud of himself. ]

Guess who's baaack! Yeah, bitches, my chip is out and I am feeling fucking fantastic right about now. So I thought it was high time I introduced myself to anyone who missed my arrival... or to those who wanna hear my name again, heh!

[ He throws his hands behind his head and grins broadly, sharp teeth shining in the dim light. ]

I'm Hōzuki Suigetsu and I have a passion for blades. You know me now, I don't really want to know you, but let's talk business and pretend we're mutually benefitting from our conversation! I'm a collector of rare and valuable swords. And I mean good quality things, none of this dented, chipped and broken shit, understand?

Any and all information will interest me; I have nothing to give to you in return - willingly or otherwise. But who knows. Maybe there's someone out there who is just plain damn nice~

Suigetsu, out!



[ For those who do not understand Japanese, there's a text following the video: ]

I'm looking for swords and their owners, any info helps a lot~
And I mean decent swords. No obvious junk or useless pieces of rust.
There are pretty exotic ones around this place, I can feel it. >:}

[ *Note: Suigetsu is suffering from being entirely truthful and complete obedience! ]

Comments

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That should be my life motto! [ Soup slurp. ] You can stop whenever, but your hands feel nice~

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[bauhinia]

Totally. [ And looking down at Suigetsu again. ]

Like I said, super shameless. [ But he starts rubbing Mr. Shameless' shoulders again anyway. ] I should get a teacher of the year award for this or something.

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[ A laugh, tilting his head forward, eyes closing as Hong Kong works out the knots in his muscles. ]

How about I make you something as a gift, then? Hehehehe!

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[bauhinia]

Make me something, huh? Like what?

[ Doesn't he just give the best shoulder rubs? He really does. ]

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[ He is enjoying himself immensely. He sighs heavily in bliss. ]

I was thinking an English word. Spelt out in macaroni noodles.

Whaddaya think? Hehehe!

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[bauhinia]

[ Hong Kong's not sure he buys that sigh for real, but okay, mister. More massaging for you. ]

Are you gonna glue it to something so I can hang it on my wall?

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[ Suigetsu's pretty sure he has found heaven in Hong Kong's soup and back rubs. ]

Mmm, yeah! Maybe a scroll to make it look authentic, it'll look badass.

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[bauhinia]

[ Hm. Terms of enlightenment: Hong Kongese soup and back rubs. ]

It'll fit in with how I'm decorating the place.

[ Well, not really. Which means it actually will, because the decor is sort of all over the place. ] You should do it.

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[ The macaroni scroll will be very Feng Shui friendly, don't worry Hong Kong. ]

Will there be a shrine? I feel it'd look best surrounded by incense and offerings~

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[bauhinia]

[ Yes, very good. Please make sure it is. He will have to work hard to display it otherwise. ]

A shrine? Seriously? You're not dead, are you?

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I will be if you don't hang the picture I'm gonna slave over.

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[bauhinia]

It's never a good idea to make a shrine for someone before they're dead. It's like tempting fate.

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Hahaha, I tempt fate all the time, fate hates my guts.

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[bauhinia]

D'you really? [ He leans over a little. ] I bet she does then.

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[ Eyelash batting up at him. ] Maybe you should talk to her and tell her Suigetu's just a little misled, he means no harm!

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[bauhinia]

Yeah, turn those sad eyes on her and see how that goes.

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If it's you, I might have a chance!

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[bauhinia]

Y'mean if I'm fate? [ That would be interesting. ]

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I mean if you talk to her for me~ if you were fate, I'd be the luckiest!

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[bauhinia]

I get it. So I'm like your go-between. [ You're right, Suigetsu, if he were fate, you'd be pretty lucky. ]

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In a sense, I guess! Put in a good word, hehe.

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[bauhinia]

Why's that, so she won't come and get you for living like a hedonist?

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Ahahaha, I guess! What's wrong with living like that?

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[bauhinia]

Nothing, I guess. Just don't get caught.

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Don't worry, I am the master of lying.