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Oh, it's reaching, but I'm not sure you want it to~

wwhy the wwhale fuckin shit wwouldnt i

Because some people should be avoided, you know?

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[ well, that's a familiar text pattern ]

Okay, so- first off, if a bunch of people are acting like they know you already, it's cos you've kind of already been here.

Oh, and welcome to Discedo, haha.

[How the hell does one work this thing? Not too different than troll technology, but Eridan's hardly that well versed in technology to begin with. WHATEVER sticking with text for simplicity's sake.]

thats a load a fuckin rubbish and you knoww it
ivve nevver been here before and if i HAD i think id probably havve at the vvery least the faintest fuckin memory of it
but at least you gavve some helpful information wwith that annoyin vvoice a yours
so wwhere exactly IS discedo wwhat is this place and wwhy am i here

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Hah, you should've told me it was annoying before! But you got to believe me on that one. Stuff like this, it's happened before.

Uh, well, this planet's called Fortuna apparently. Discedo's one of the cities here, but it's kind of filled with monsters and everyone's dead except the people who get brought here.

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[ Too much has happened between Eridan's previous stay, Karkat's ~~canon update~~ return home, and the seadweller's re-arrival for Karkat to be even vaguely emotionally stable. Too many feelings, not enough competency to sort them out. Anger, betrayal, and sadness are understandable. Relief and something like happiness at seeing his friend again (even after everything Eridan has done, even after he died, EVEN THOUGH HE'S STILL A DRAMATIC DOUCHE)? Karkat doesn't have the patience to handle it. ~~Doesn't help that he's also recently died of typhus but is neither here nor there.~~

So of course he reverts to his default mode of angry typing. ]

OH
FUCKING
EXCELLENT.

HERE IS WHERE A BITTERSWEET, PERHAPS EMOTIONALLY-CHARGED "WELCOME BACK" WOULD GO IF IT WASN'T HORRIBLY APPARENT THAT YOU'VE FORGOTTEN EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THING ABOUT THIS PLACE.
DO YOU SEE THIS?
DO YOU SEE THIS EMPTY SPACE?

THIS IS THE NOTHINGNESS WHERE YOUR WELCOME WOULD GO.
IN ITS PLACE THERE IS ONLY THE EMPTINESS THAT HAS ENVELOPED YOUR THINKPAN.

SO MAYBE I CAN'T FAIRLY BLAME YOU FOR BEING A BRAIN-DAMAGED FUCK WHOSE LOBE STEM WAS SEVERED ON YOUR RE-ENTRY INTO THIS UNIVERSE AND THEREBY LEAVING YOU LITTLE MORE THAN AN ARROGANT INVALID
BUT BOY CAN I IRRATIONALLY BE ANGRY ABOUT IT.
NOW WILL I DIRECT THAT ANGER AT YOU? YOU ASK.
OR DON'T, BUT THAT'S IRRELEVANT BECAUSE THE ANSWER IS STILL THE SAME:
RIGHTFULLY? NO. NO, I SHOULDN'T, DESPITE EVERY SHITTY THING YOU'VE DONE.
WILL I?
PROBABLY.
NO ONE EVER SAID MY FURY WAS FAIR AND ONLY FORCED UPON THE DESERVING.
MY RAGE IS LIKE A BEAUTIFUL WILDFIRE THAT DEVOURS EVERYTHING IN ITS PATH AS IT ENGULFS LANDMASSES AND TRANSFORMS THEM INTO LIFELESS HELLSCAPES.

IN CONCLUSION YOU HAVE BEEN DEMOTED FROM PRINCE OF HOPE TO PAUPER OF POSSUMS.
ENJOY DISCEDO.

so i really HAVVE been here before
i guess i can believve you more than some stupid human i dont evven knoww
and wwhats all this about your rage you did little to fuckin nothin wwhen that rage wwould havve been handy for the others and lookin through that tapestry a tongues your stupid little grey wwords havve wwovven together youvve obvviously got the faintest a clues at wwhat im talkin about
also fuck you im the prince a hope and no preconceivved and unjustly placed title as leader is gonna alloww you to do any demotin of the sort

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TOO LATE.
I AM THE REIGNING KING OF THIS VERITABLE CESSPOOL.
I PAID THE IRON PRICE AND NOW THE THRONE IS MINE.
YOUR DEMOTION IS FINAL.
YOU MAY SUBMIT ALL COMPLAINTS TO THE DEPARTMENT OF "HAHA NO CHANCE, BUTTMUNCH" LOCATED DIRECTLY IN MY FISTS.
IF YOU RUN REALLY HARD INTO THEM WHILE SCREAMING I WILL DIRECT YOUR CONCERNS TO HUMAN RESOURCES.
BUT I CAN'T PROMISE THEY WON'T EAT YOU THERE.

[ None of this making any sense? Good. ]

I WILL BE A LITTLE MORE SERIOUS FOR A MOMENT TO INFORM YOU YES
YOU WERE HERE BEFORE.
YOU CAN BELIEVE IT OR NOT, IT DOESN'T MATTER TO ME AND I DOUBT IT MATTERS TO ANYONE ELSE.
THOUGH I GUESS BOTH YOU AND I SHOULD BE GRATEFUL THAT YOUR RETURN HERE WAS THROUGH NORMAL MEANS AND NOT THE PLACE WHERE THAT TERRIFYING STATUE WAS HUNTING US DOWN.
OH YEAH
NOW THAT YOU'RE BACK I CAN ACTUALLY SAY
YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT THE ANGELS.
IT IS PROBABLY THE ONLY THING YOU'VE EVER BEEN RIGHT ABOUT IN YOUR SHORT EXISTENCE BUT JEGUS CRACKERS SMOTHERED IN BLOOD, THOSE THINGS ARE HORRIFYING.
THE FULL EXPLANATION IS A LONG STORY THAT I FRANKLY WON'T GO INTO.

[ because it involves him being worried about Eridan, delirious with fever, running from a weeping angel, then keeling over dead from disease. but mostly it's the first thing he'd rather not own up to. not at the moment, anyway. ]

I COULD DECIPHER YOUR MEANING BUT LET'S BE HONEST
THE FUCKS I GIVE ABOUT YOUR OPINION ARE SOMEWHERE BETWEEN NEGATIVE TEN AND NOPE.

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Oh hey, it's the Prince of Puke!

[ this bizarre, insulting comment is then followed the most obnoxious laughter Eridan has ever had the displeasure of hearing. ]

[OH THAT... was entirely obnoxious wow what. He's just going to keep it text, maybe this auricular spongeclot-ache will get a clue and switch over.]

excuse the fuck outta you plebeian but im not the fuckin prince a PUKE you lobeless fuckin ingrate
if thats your attempt at rufflin my fins youll havve to try somethin a bit more scathin than that pathetic insult

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[ NOPE SORRY YOU HAVE TO ENDURE HIS HORRIBLE VOICE. His typing is actually worse now that he only has one functional hand. ]

Haha, looks like you're just as angry and violent and purple as always! It ain't anything but true, man! Since I guess your memories got all gobbled up, I'll remind ya about the time that you puked all over my shoes. Hence the nickname! I mean, c'mon, Prince of Hope? Sounds kinda fruity to me, and this is coming from a guy who's pretty popular with the fellas. Not to mention princes are way outdated. Antiques. Relics. And not the cool kind that come from Rome and Mesopotamia and stuff. You wanna be cool, you gotta be a president.

...Somehow I think you and Jackson would've gotten along.

[ Ahhhh the good ol' days of crazy presidents and emo rock music. ]

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aww man don't be like that
NO NEED TO BEING STUFFY AT A BROTHER
whoa wait let this think be processing for a mo
BEEN THINKING YOU WERE DEAD RIGHT
did sewing be all going on between the great meeting
OF YOUR TOPS AND BOTTOMS?

[Hold on, let him just get it through his head that you're alive, Eridan.]

whoa!!!
YOU'RE ALL BEING ALIVE AGAIN
bro was all right about death not all a thing here!
:oD

wwhat the fin flippin fuck are you goin on about
im not dead and ivve nevver BEEN dead you idle-sponged idiot
also wwhy are you typin like that its fuckin wweird

no way man!
WAS ALL SEEN A JADED SISTER ALL BE RAGING.
drove right through you with chains blazing!
WAS PRETTY COOL ACTUALLY
blood splooshing like a pool man!
MOTHERFUCKING KIDDIE POOL OF VIOLET DREAMS
not that it wasn't all being like whoa whats going on
CAUSE I GOT A FOOT ALL SQUARE IN PLACES THAT SHOULDN'T ALL BE HANDLED ALL ROUGHLIKE
ow :o(
BUT SHE ALL GOT WILD BEING MAD FOR SOME SHIT
pretty motherfucking scary.
YOU DIED THOUGH
but now life is all back for you!
SO THAT'S COOL!

Oh FuCk
WaSn'T aLl ReAlIzInG tHaT i StILl HaD ThOsE lEtTeRs CoNsTaNt BeInG fLiPpInG.
OoPs.
ThIs BeTtEr?

[Thanks for informing him, Eridan. He had no idea he was still typing like that.]

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>Gamzee: Continue to pursue conversation with Eridan despite everything.

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Well! Would ya lookit what the cat dragged in an' shat all over.

Welcome to Discedo, I think!

fuck you scumsucker i dont evven knoww wwho you are or wwhy you think youvve evven got the right to compare me to somethin a feline wwould drag in and release its excrement all ovver
because i am nothin of the sort you vvile degenerate
i dont need your pitiful wwelcomes either
got somethin useful to say spit it out or movve on

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[Have a delighted pirate.] LIGHTNING!!! Welcome back matey!

Not that you seem to remember it. [Marco's starting to get used to that.] But you're on Fortuna. Head outside and get me some street names if you want a city name, eh.

[Who is this strange human and why is he calling him 'lightning'? WHATEVER JUST GONNA KEEP THIS SHIT TEXT!]

this really is gettin fuckin annoyin all you lowwlivves knowwin me
but ivve been told im in some city called discedo or wwhatevver so that wwont be necessary
so howw do you knoww me other than the obvvious fact i wwas here before despite my concernin lack a knowwledge of it
wwho wwere you to me

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Welcome to Discedo. So which one are you?

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wwhat do you mean wwhich one am i
i fuckin said im eridan ampora so wwho the fuck are you
from wwhat i can tell not someone all to damn bright thats for sure

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+1 DOUCH3B4G
NOW M4YB3 K4RK4T W1LL STOP RUSH1NG OFF 4ND DO1NG DUMB TH1NGS NOW TH4T H3 KNOWS YOUR3 NOT 4BOUT TO B3 CONSUM3D BY HORR1BL3, ROCK1F13D D34TH 4NG3LS

wwhy the fuck wwould he anywway
doesnt sound like him

[Boo hoo Eridan was left all alone with angels on his planet, why would Karkat run off and be dumb if these "ROCK1F13D D34TH 4NG3LS" had a taste for his fishy flesh when he gave no fucks about his own angels?]

howw the fuck many of us are evven here though

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[ don't mind the staring eridan

he's just trying to figure out whether you're an alien, or a fairy ]

You sound very angry, mon ami! Not behaviour suiting of a prince, oui?

[And don't mind him being rude and turning it back to text. He doesn't need a bunch of aliens he doesn't know gawking at him, even IF he's quite the sight to behold!]

wwhat are you talkin about
a course its suitin of a prince
i dont knoww wwhat wweak fuckin princes youvve got yourself familiar wwith but theyre obvvious inferior to the kind wwe got
but anywway
I AM ANGRY
i dont knoww wwhy i am here and evven wwith a name to call this place it hardly does much to really tell me WWHERE i evven am
the only upside to this place is the fact some a the trolls i knoww are here
so i dont think its much a surprise to anyone wwith a wworkin think pan as to wwhy ivve got fury boilin in my digestivve sack like i do

video; oh my god i just realised he wouldn't have been able to see him i'm so sorry

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