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i dont rightly feel i owwe anyone wwho might be residin in this place a damn introduction but ill alloww this one exception
be grateful
im eridan ampora prince a hope and i knoww damn wwell i deservve a full explanation elucidatin wwhere and wwhy im in this wworld
this is hardly evven wwithin a close proximity a wwhere i should be and wwhile im not outright complainin about these unexpected turn of evvents i feel it wwithin my fuckin right to be informed a wwhere i am and wwhy
is there evven anyone i knoww here
ivve my staggerin doubts on that though
pretty damn sure theyre all back on that horrid meteor wwith their alienatin pretentious self-absorbed attitudes
or maybe just dead
either wway is this evven truly reachin anyone

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Nah, I guess it's something that has to develop. Did anybody tell you about the housing, by the way?

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[You are a strange man, Jack. Eridan's not quite sure what to think of you.]

no

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There's a bunch of apartments people stay in that we got the monsters out of. I think you used to live with Karkat if he's talked to you already.

He might still be sick from those possums, though.

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he is talkin to me though hes failed to mention anythin about some hivvestems
doubt i can evven let my guard dowwn so easily though

wwhat do you mean sick from those possums

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Yeah, he does that a lot. You would know, though!

Anyway he was trying to kill some possums because they ate his food or something. Then he must've got sick from one of them, he was going on about not remembering things and stuff.

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[Staring at his conversation with Karkat for a second.]

he seems to be rememberin shit just fine

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Really? Hm, maybe it wore off or something. I mean, we're on another planet, so maybe the diseases are different.

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go figure a little assblood like him wwould catch some vvile disease
but i guess its a good thing hes got rid of it

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Yeah, I probably should've warned him. Guess I thought being an alien made you guys immune to this stuff.

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wwell you better wwarn me about this shit then because i dont wwant to catch any inferior and repulsivve earth human diseases
so out wwith it wwhat are these diseases and howw do i avvoid them

[Eridan that's not how... it works...]

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Basically, don't play with the wild animals or wash your hands if you do. You'll be fine.

Don't know if any diseases are different besides the memory loss one. I guess I've been pretty good at keeping myself healthy!