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[unconchonable]

i dont rightly feel i owwe anyone wwho might be residin in this place a damn introduction but ill alloww this one exception
be grateful
im eridan ampora prince a hope and i knoww damn wwell i deservve a full explanation elucidatin wwhere and wwhy im in this wworld
this is hardly evven wwithin a close proximity a wwhere i should be and wwhile im not outright complainin about these unexpected turn of evvents i feel it wwithin my fuckin right to be informed a wwhere i am and wwhy
is there evven anyone i knoww here
ivve my staggerin doubts on that though
pretty damn sure theyre all back on that horrid meteor wwith their alienatin pretentious self-absorbed attitudes
or maybe just dead
either wway is this evven truly reachin anyone

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[text]

[liquidate]

Oh, it's reaching, but I'm not sure you want it to~

voice

[dewebbed]

[ well, that's a familiar text pattern ]

Okay, so- first off, if a bunch of people are acting like they know you already, it's cos you've kind of already been here.

Oh, and welcome to Discedo, haha.

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[yourgoddamnit]

[ Too much has happened between Eridan's previous stay, Karkat's canon update return home, and the seadweller's re-arrival for Karkat to be even vaguely emotionally stable. Too many feelings, not enough competency to sort them out. Anger, betrayal, and sadness are understandable. Relief and something like happiness at seeing his friend again (even after everything Eridan has done, even after he died, EVEN THOUGH HE'S STILL A DRAMATIC DOUCHE)? Karkat doesn't have the patience to handle it. Doesn't help that he's also recently died of typhus but is neither here nor there.

So of course he reverts to his default mode of angry typing. ]

OH
FUCKING
EXCELLENT.

HERE IS WHERE A BITTERSWEET, PERHAPS EMOTIONALLY-CHARGED "WELCOME BACK" WOULD GO IF IT WASN'T HORRIBLY APPARENT THAT YOU'VE FORGOTTEN EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THING ABOUT THIS PLACE.
DO YOU SEE THIS?
DO YOU SEE THIS EMPTY SPACE?


















THIS IS THE NOTHINGNESS WHERE YOUR WELCOME WOULD GO.
IN ITS PLACE THERE IS ONLY THE EMPTINESS THAT HAS ENVELOPED YOUR THINKPAN.

SO MAYBE I CAN'T FAIRLY BLAME YOU FOR BEING A BRAIN-DAMAGED FUCK WHOSE LOBE STEM WAS SEVERED ON YOUR RE-ENTRY INTO THIS UNIVERSE AND THEREBY LEAVING YOU LITTLE MORE THAN AN ARROGANT INVALID
BUT BOY CAN I IRRATIONALLY BE ANGRY ABOUT IT.
NOW WILL I DIRECT THAT ANGER AT YOU? YOU ASK.
OR DON'T, BUT THAT'S IRRELEVANT BECAUSE THE ANSWER IS STILL THE SAME:
RIGHTFULLY? NO. NO, I SHOULDN'T, DESPITE EVERY SHITTY THING YOU'VE DONE.
WILL I?
PROBABLY.
NO ONE EVER SAID MY FURY WAS FAIR AND ONLY FORCED UPON THE DESERVING.
MY RAGE IS LIKE A BEAUTIFUL WILDFIRE THAT DEVOURS EVERYTHING IN ITS PATH AS IT ENGULFS LANDMASSES AND TRANSFORMS THEM INTO LIFELESS HELLSCAPES.

IN CONCLUSION YOU HAVE BEEN DEMOTED FROM PRINCE OF HOPE TO PAUPER OF POSSUMS.
ENJOY DISCEDO.

( voice; )

[starspangledhero]

Oh hey, it's the Prince of Puke!

[ this bizarre, insulting comment is then followed the most obnoxious laughter Eridan has ever had the displeasure of hearing. ]

[areyounext]

aww man don't be like that
NO NEED TO BEING STUFFY AT A BROTHER
whoa wait let this think be processing for a mo
BEEN THINKING YOU WERE DEAD RIGHT
did sewing be all going on between the great meeting
OF YOUR TOPS AND BOTTOMS?

[Hold on, let him just get it through his head that you're alive, Eridan.]

whoa!!!
YOU'RE ALL BEING ALIVE AGAIN
bro was all right about death not all a thing here!
:oD

[voice]

[scimitar]

Well! Would ya lookit what the cat dragged in an' shat all over.

Welcome to Discedo, I think!

[video]

[fierybluebird]

[Have a delighted pirate.] LIGHTNING!!! Welcome back matey!

Not that you seem to remember it. [Marco's starting to get used to that.] But you're on Fortuna. Head outside and get me some street names if you want a city name, eh.

[Voice]

[crabbygenius]

Welcome to Discedo. So which one are you?

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[legality]

+1 DOUCH3B4G
NOW M4YB3 K4RK4T W1LL STOP RUSH1NG OFF 4ND DO1NG DUMB TH1NGS NOW TH4T H3 KNOWS YOUR3 NOT 4BOUT TO B3 CONSUM3D BY HORR1BL3, ROCK1F13D D34TH 4NG3LS

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[france]

[ don't mind the staring eridan

he's just trying to figure out whether you're an alien, or a fairy ]

You sound very angry, mon ami! Not behaviour suiting of a prince, oui?