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[unconchonable]

i dont rightly feel i owwe anyone wwho might be residin in this place a damn introduction but ill alloww this one exception
be grateful
im eridan ampora prince a hope and i knoww damn wwell i deservve a full explanation elucidatin wwhere and wwhy im in this wworld
this is hardly evven wwithin a close proximity a wwhere i should be and wwhile im not outright complainin about these unexpected turn of evvents i feel it wwithin my fuckin right to be informed a wwhere i am and wwhy
is there evven anyone i knoww here
ivve my staggerin doubts on that though
pretty damn sure theyre all back on that horrid meteor wwith their alienatin pretentious self-absorbed attitudes
or maybe just dead
either wway is this evven truly reachin anyone

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[voice]

[scimitar]

Well! Would ya lookit what the cat dragged in an' shat all over.

Welcome to Discedo, I think!

[text]

[unconchonable]

fuck you scumsucker i dont evven knoww wwho you are or wwhy you think youvve evven got the right to compare me to somethin a feline wwould drag in and release its excrement all ovver
because i am nothin of the sort you vvile degenerate
i dont need your pitiful wwelcomes either
got somethin useful to say spit it out or movve on

[scimitar]

Woooow, yer jus' as rude as I remember! Yer welcome for the welcome.

Can ya start talkin' instead, I kinda don' wanna have to read all that everytime.

[unconchonable]

[Oh, definitely going to stay text now just to spite him. No one ever said Eridan was a mature troll.]

afraid youre goin to havve to feast your ganderbulbs upon my royal as fuck purple
you should feel grateful to be able to vvieww such a great color so readily wwhen you fall so beneath its majesty
and im not rude im merely treatin one such as your kind in a manner you deservve
i suggest you gather your shameglobes and get the fuck ovver it

[scimitar]

[...]

Purple is an ugly, terrible color. Almost as bad as blue.

[unconchonable]

youre obvviously uncultured and stupid if youvve got such a laughably wwrong opinion

[scimitar]

Millions 'a people agree with me. See? That's why the color's barely in anyone's flags!

[unconchonable]

yet collectivve thoughts if you can evven humble yourself to call them that of a majority hardly reigns supreme ovver the brilliant minds a those of royal descent
youre uneducated vvermin wwho clearly knowws nothin of purple and its unrivvaled magnificence

[scimitar]

Uglllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

[there's his argument. that's all.]

[unconchonable]

[:I]

are you quite fuckin finished
ivve more important things to do than indulge you in this wwaste of an exchange

[scimitar]

Not yet! Ya can ask questions 'bout this place if ya wanna too, I'm pretty much a veteran.

Maybe I'll give ya answers, too.