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Twelfth Report; Father's Day
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Father's day! Ah, a lovely day, I will say; remembering the male who, hopefully, raised us all with love and care. No, I'm not about to ask all of you about your fathers--I'm not really the intrusive sort, though...! I do have a sort of puzzle for all of you. It's one that I would love to tell my own father.
PUZZLE 011: Two masked men
The puzzle works like this. I'm going to tell you a scenario, and using yes or no questions you must deduce exactly what is happening in this situation. I can only answer yes or no--or other variants of those two answers--so make sure to ask the right questions! No limit to how many you ask, of course... Here's your scenario:
A man leaves home and, after making three left turns, he ends up back at home, and finds two masked men waiting for him.
So, can you deduce what's happening here?
((ooc; wow i forgot to add that this is audio. Okay whatever i just like my htmls.))
Father's day! Ah, a lovely day, I will say; remembering the male who, hopefully, raised us all with love and care. No, I'm not about to ask all of you about your fathers--I'm not really the intrusive sort, though...! I do have a sort of puzzle for all of you. It's one that I would love to tell my own father.
PUZZLE 011: Two masked men
The puzzle works like this. I'm going to tell you a scenario, and using yes or no questions you must deduce exactly what is happening in this situation. I can only answer yes or no--or other variants of those two answers--so make sure to ask the right questions! No limit to how many you ask, of course... Here's your scenario:
A man leaves home and, after making three left turns, he ends up back at home, and finds two masked men waiting for him.
So, can you deduce what's happening here?
((ooc; wow i forgot to add that this is audio. Okay whatever i just like my htmls.))
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1T 1S 4 V3RY SP3C1F1C L4W TH4T 1S PR3S3NT 1N 4LL R34L1T13S
R3G4RDL3SS OF 4CTU4L L3G4L ST4TUS
1TS C4LL3D TH3 5TH L4W OF PHYS1CS: DONT B3 4 DOUCH3B4G!!!!!!
1T 1S N3V3R NOT 3ST4BL1SH3D
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Ah! I wasn't aware; unfortunately I've only had to deal with two realities, both of which were, and are, quite lawless and very full of, as you say, "douchebags".
...Though, I'll give Discedo credit, its levels are much lower.
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1M T3RR1BLY SORRY FOR YOUR TR4UM4T1Z1NG DOUCH3B4G R34L1T13S
BUT YOU MUST CONT1NU3 TO DO YOUR P4RT 1N K33P1NG TH3 DOUCH3RY OUT OF D1SC3DO
W3 MUST B3 FR33D FROM DOUCH3B4G TYR4NN13S!!
W3 MUST GO UNMOL3ST3D DUR1NG BOTH D4Y 4ND N1GHT BY TH3 H4RSH WORDS OF 4 W4YW4RD DOUCH3!
W3 MUST UN1T3 1N SOL1D4R1TY 4ND COOLN3SS 1N ORD3R TO K33P TH3 DOUCH3S 4 B4Y!
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SO 1 C4NT P4SS JUDG3M3NT
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TH3Y H4V3 COMM1TT3D TWO CR1M3S
1 TH3Y BROUGHT US H3R3 4PP4R3NTLY
2 TH3Y PUT TH3 CH1P TH1NG 1N US
NE1TH3R OF TH3S3 TH1NGS 4R3 B4D TO M3
1N F4CT 1M 4LMOST T3MPT3D TO TH4NK TH3M!!!
P3RH4PS TH3Y 4R3NOT DOUCH3B4GS 4T 4LL
P3RH4PS TH3YR3 R34LLY JUST M1SUND3RSTOOD!
(H3H3H3)
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And perhaps they really are just a bunch of crazy shippers trying to get us to repopulate the city.
I'll take note of this.
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1 B3T 1T G3TS PR3TTY ST34MY
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Unless you'd rather?
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TH3 F1RST ON3, 1 WOULD MOST C3RT41NLY R4TH3R!
TH3 S3COND, NOT SO MUCH
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NOT TH3 M4SS3S
ONLY M3
1 F33L L1K3 YOUR3 4 ON3 G1RL ONLY K1ND4 GUY
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The horror.
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OR H4T3 M3
POSS1BLY BOTH
1N 4N 3QU4LLY ROM4NT1C M4NN3R
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Romantic hate?
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THOUGH 1 SUPPOS3 YOU HUM4NS DONT H4V3 TH4T, DO YOU???
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1TS 4 TROLL TH1NG
SORRY BRO
SO 1 GU3SS 1LL JUST FOLLOW YOU UNT1L YOU LOV3 M3
NO ROM4NT1C H4T3
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W3LL S33 4BOUT TH4T
OR 4T TH3 V3RY L34ST YOU W1LL
[ vriska would have made a blind joke. it was terezi's job to do it for her. ]