Twelfth Report; Father's Day

[abstruse]

((Audio;))
Father's day! Ah, a lovely day, I will say; remembering the male who, hopefully, raised us all with love and care. No, I'm not about to ask all of you about your fathers--I'm not really the intrusive sort, though...! I do have a sort of puzzle for all of you. It's one that I would love to tell my own father.


PUZZLE 011: Two masked men

The puzzle works like this. I'm going to tell you a scenario, and using yes or no questions you must deduce exactly what is happening in this situation. I can only answer yes or no--or other variants of those two answers--so make sure to ask the right questions! No limit to how many you ask, of course... Here's your scenario:

A man leaves home and, after making three left turns, he ends up back at home, and finds two masked men waiting for him.

So, can you deduce what's happening here?

((ooc; wow i forgot to add that this is audio. Okay whatever i just like my htmls.))

Comments

Re: text;

[abstruse]

Perhaps not? Though, if you simply mean it as a very passionate hate, then that is something humans are capable of.

text;

[legality]

NOP3
1TS 4 TROLL TH1NG
SORRY BRO
SO 1 GU3SS 1LL JUST FOLLOW YOU UNT1L YOU LOV3 M3
NO ROM4NT1C H4T3

Re: text;

[abstruse]

Well, then good luck. You'll need as much of it as you can get.

text;

[legality]

[ LOOOONG PAUSE. ha. ha. ha. luck. sob. ]

W3LL S33 4BOUT TH4T
OR 4T TH3 V3RY L34ST YOU W1LL

[ vriska would have made a blind joke. it was terezi's job to do it for her. ]